Feigned shock aside, apparently Lindsay Lohan has a “team of advisers” telling her to do responsible things despite the fact she spent the past week hurling drinks at Fashion Week whenever she wasn’t snorting coke off hotelier’s dicks to get into parties. Also, she’s allowed within 50 yards of Dina, so this “team” never stood a chance. Anyway, their latest mission is to get Lindsay to focus on her community service which she’s completed next to nothing of and already plans to continuing blowing off with a trip to Milan. RadarOnline reports:
Lindsay’s next court date, which she was previously ordered to attend, is on October 17, 2011 for a progress report hearing. Los Angeles Judge Stephanie Sautner ordered Lindsay to 380 hours of community service at the Downtown Women’s Center, and 100 hours at the Los Angeles County Morgue.
“Lindsay has completed about 60 hours at the Downtown Women’s Center. Lindsay hasn’t done any time at the morgue,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “Lindsay has completed her shoplifters awareness class but is falling behind on her other commitments.
“Lindsay’s team is telling her she needs to log significant time to show the judge that she is working towards completing her hours, but she is ignoring them. Lindsay’s rationale is that she has a year to complete the service, so she isn’t concerned about it right now.”
Let me guess how this will go down, and then next month we can look back and see how incredible my psychic powers are. (Side note: Is this your number?)
1. Lindsay won’t log a single hour of community service between now and her next hearing.
2. The judge will verbally chastise for not taking her community service seriously and then say something about this being her last chance which it won’t be and the process will repeat no less than 27 times.
3. Lindsay will suddenly remember there’s a baby still stuck in her tires.
4. Everyone laughs.
5. The bailiff lets her hold his gun.
6. Laughter again.
It’s like gazing into a crystal ball, I know. I’m very powerful.
Photos: INFdaily
You don’t think she’ll “do her time” at the L.A. morgue within the next year? Doesn’t EVERYONE’s death pool have her fulfilling that obligation?
lol
that bitch is going to outlive us all, you’ll see.
I would actually want to do the morgue thing, especially if it was the night shift. She could pretend she had an acting job, in a horror movie.
I miss the tastefully thick redhead.
The blonde does NOTHING for her.
Fish, your list is SPOT ON!
An easier solution is if she sucks and screws 100 guys who each agree to donate $10,000 to the food bank or homeless shelter.
Hey, let her use her only talent left for the benefit of those less fortunate.
I think her ultimate fate is to serve some jail time (more than a week or 2), but she make skip that step and go right to premature death.
If she’s driving she will eventually hurt someone. Other than that who gives a crap about these Lohans? They truly suck.
That’s putting it mildly, sir.
lindsey and casey anthony need to be lockedi n a hotel room with briefcase fulla booger sugar. but, i want to watch them play motor boat before they start snortin’
“Allowed within” I think that’s supposed to be…….it’s pretty sad when Paris Hilton is the upstanding citizen, she at least did her community service.
and paris hilton has done a lot less than lindsay. hater her or not but that time she did in jail was not the right punishment. lindsay has gotten away with a lot more.
When this woman self – destructs , what will Team Lohan say then ? When I say self – destructs , I mean a drug overdose or some preventable self – abuse death
This train is gonna derail sooner or later . I just don’t know how much steel is left on the rails at the moment . I don’t think it will be any surprise when it does . I wonder , what does Lindsay think about how her story ends ? Does she think her trajectory will be a happy landing ?
She apparently is not sentient enough to imagine her future given her present course of action. If she had a larger IQ , she might be able to change her course and become a working actress. She is on a self – destructive spiral that will end only in a few ways , none of which are enviable , no matter how much coke she does
Those are some scary ugly shoes.
is she ALWAYS smelling a fart?
It’s never been more predictable. Linz will pull an Amy Winehouse before she ever gets another job acting. She looks unshowered and like she just borrowed mommies clothes for her only photo op ever again. What a waste of some previously (long ago) decent talent.
wrong wrong wrong….she has 360 hours at the DWC…. 120 hours at the morgue…she has until oct. the 19…
damn do some research before you jot this stuff down…
and she has about 45 hours of CS done not 60
I think you mean’ Lindsay Lohan’s servicing everyone but the community.”
Why would she ever complete her “community service”? What’s going to happen to her if she doesn’t? Jail? Hahahahaha. More probation? Good. She loves it. More fashion, more cameras.
380 hours?? That is alot. And 100 at the morgue? Gross. That is alot of community service for a regular person but she is a celebrity. Maybe they will cut the time in half for her?? That would make it more fair.
the judge hates her, and has good reasons..she will not change the hours at all.
for grand theft (reduced) violation of probation…this is not alot of hours..she should have been put in jail for a year or 2… she got lucky..and now she is blowing off the only thing thats keeping her out of jail
A ‘Shoplifter’s Awareness Class’ . A crucial part of integrating faded starlets into the real world again. ‘S-T-O-R-E, sometimes known as S-H-O-P, class. It’s like a gifting boutique, but you have to hand over money before they give you the stuff’.
I would think Dina better keep Lindsay alive as long as she can . I don’t think little sister has the same earning potential
The younger sister cannot earn as much as Lindsay , however Lindsay manages to do this without an actual job . Dina should keep her off drugs , or this is gonna end badly
Dina should keep a tight rein on her . Doing lines in hotel rooms and who knows what else might lower her life expectancy, but then how Lindsay going to make “living”
wasn’t she already admonished in court for thinking she could jam all her requirements into the last month of her whateverthefuck it is she’s on. i think last time it was rehab classes. 100-1 she doesn’t complete it (dog will eat her passport)
she has never really completed anything on time…or in good standing..even BF was not considered progress..
lets punish her the old fashion way… drag her threw the streets and burn her at the stake
nah just let me have her a few hours :))
Apparently, her community sevice is to walk around town like a ho during a sting operation for johns.
sh*t remains sh*t, UNLESS YOU BURN IT!!
community service must be interfering with her real job–taking it up the ass from rich eurotrash for coke. a hookers got to eat.
She dressed like she’s headed to her next outcall appointment.
And only Lindsay Lohan can make a Chanel belt look like trashy dime-store crap … looks lovely with the bleached-blonde hair and aged crack-face. NOT.
my dream is that she gets busted for prostitution. we all know that’s what’s been going on.
Oh for sure. I would imagine at least 50% of B-D list stars do it on the dl for extra income. How else do these women live such lavish lifestyles when they aren’t getting acting work?
actully hohan is a z-lister!
We are all equal under the law. No really.
She doesn’t have enough money to hire the court ordered therapist (but does to fly all over the world for fashion week, employ a team of advisors, rent a $8,000/month apartment, do booze & coke like it’s going out of style, etc). Now, she’ll say she can’t do her community service because of some similarly dishonest reason like “I was too busy working” or something like that. I just want the judge to call her on her BS; embarrass the hell out of her, bitchslap her verbally then sentence her back into prison for an extended period, this time in general population. No more special treatment for this stupid whore, no more home imprisonment where she throws parties, drinks up a storm, does commercials, etc. Enough is enough.
Holy fuck!!!! Take away her freedom already …..
After the last post with her, I just can’t respect her anymore.
She is nothing more than a call girl now in my book.
Which will come first? Finishing her “community service” hours? Or dying (of an overdose and/or drunk driving)?
Lindsay will once again get away with her not doing community service because the judge is unable to do her job.
She looks awful someone needs to put her in jail because we have seen rehab doesn’t work for her.
Hy-larious :) Classic write up. ‘No less than 27 times’ sounds right too.
Wait, what? What kind of community service would she be doing at a morgue? I’m pretty sure you need training and probably some responsibility to embalm a body or even work with one at any point. I guess she could haul corpses around, but still, that’s the kind of stuff you’d need supervision for. It’s a body, not a sack of potatoes; if it goes missing or rotten, someone is going to be quite upset.
Besides, what’re the chances that she’d just try to grind it up and snort it anyways?
I believe she did have to do service there, as part of a program that teaches you, in part, what drug and alcohol abuse can lead to … as in nowhere but an early death. Good luck with that, Lindsay. You already look a lot worse than 45. I hope your lip injections somehow manage to lodge in your brain.
There’s always floors to be mopped & toilets to be cleaned.
Yeah, there’s that, lol.
I fucking HATE. I repeat HATE this idiot with a passion unknown to man as yet. If it so much as gets off with a wrist slap, I will…….. I will……… HATE HER EVEN MORE! (if that’s possible). (Looks up) Please, God – let there be a you! Let Karma reign upon this slovenly, utterly evil being!!!!!
Me too. The hate gives me a headache.
Wow, what did she steal from you? A coat? A boyfriend?
Do you only feel angry at injustice if it is against you personally? That’s sweet.
Jesus Christ, she looks like SHIT!
The woman could literally shoot someone point blank in the head, kill them, in a lobby full of witnesses, with multiple security cameras on her, and I bet you ANYTHING IN THE FUCKING WORLD, she’d get away with it.
Maybe if she had Robert Kardashian for a lawyer, but he’s dead …
i do like that belt though…i wonder where she stole it?
gross hes some kind of hispanic arab
yeah what the helllllllllll