Lindsay Lohan’s Doing Everything But Her Community Service? That Can’t Be Right

Feigned shock aside, apparently Lindsay Lohan has a “team of advisers” telling her to do responsible things despite the fact she spent the past week hurling drinks at Fashion Week whenever she wasn’t snorting coke off hotelier’s dicks to get into parties. Also, she’s allowed within 50 yards of Dina, so this “team” never stood a chance. Anyway, their latest mission is to get Lindsay to focus on her community service which she’s completed next to nothing of and already plans to continuing blowing off with a trip to Milan. RadarOnline reports:

Lindsay’s next court date, which she was previously ordered to attend, is on October 17, 2011 for a progress report hearing. Los Angeles Judge Stephanie Sautner ordered Lindsay to 380 hours of community service at the Downtown Women’s Center, and 100 hours at the Los Angeles County Morgue.
“Lindsay has completed about 60 hours at the Downtown Women’s Center. Lindsay hasn’t done any time at the morgue,” a source close to the situation tells “Lindsay has completed her shoplifters awareness class but is falling behind on her other commitments.
“Lindsay’s team is telling her she needs to log significant time to show the judge that she is working towards completing her hours, but she is ignoring them. Lindsay’s rationale is that she has a year to complete the service, so she isn’t concerned about it right now.

Let me guess how this will go down, and then next month we can look back and see how incredible my psychic powers are. (Side note: Is this your number?)

1. Lindsay won’t log a single hour of community service between now and her next hearing.
2. The judge will verbally chastise for not taking her community service seriously and then say something about this being her last chance which it won’t be and the process will repeat no less than 27 times.
3. Lindsay will suddenly remember there’s a baby still stuck in her tires.
4. Everyone laughs.
5. The bailiff lets her hold his gun.
6. Laughter again.

It’s like gazing into a crystal ball, I know. I’m very powerful.

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