Lindsay’s Breasts Went to Court Again

Here’s Lindsay Lohan arriving in court today where absolutely nothing happened besides the judge giving her another two weeks to contemplate a plea deal that would put her in jail for 90 days. But the important thing is she had a good time and an excuse to buy a new dress. I mean, just look at that smile. You really can’t put a price on that, not counting all those tax dollars paid for by suckers who can’t handle seasons. “Oh my God, it’s not always 75 degrees and perpetual gridlock where you live? I would die.

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