Here’s Lindsay Lohan arriving in court today where absolutely nothing happened besides the judge giving her another two weeks to contemplate a plea deal that would put her in jail for 90 days. But the important thing is she had a good time and an excuse to buy a new dress. I mean, just look at that smile. You really can’t put a price on that, not counting all those tax dollars paid for by suckers who can’t handle seasons. “Oh my God, it’s not always 75 degrees and perpetual gridlock where you live? I would die.”
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I’d give her a pearl necklace.
Yeah, I would shoot my nut on her titties and then take my penis and slap her in the face a couple of times with it, then send her on her way. Thats about it though, she’s trash and no telling what she has from all the drugs and sex with Sam.
She’s trash? lol
Look at your comment Uncle Pervert.
I think most of the people here would love to give her a pearl necklace wether they admit it or not.
Lindsay, you are perfect (sigh)
I’ll jump on there and give her tits a ride.
hot or wot ?
lol babe : ))
lindsay thru the looking glass anyone ?
luv u ))
+1
I’d buy that for a dollar.
she is actually going to court to change her name to Fire Crotch Squish Tits… that’ll be her porn name
Most excellent.
Swimming with STD’s….not even with a full body condom like in Naked gun….
Its like picking up dog poop with plastic gloves. You know its poop, but at least you’re not touching it. Thank you Tosh.
hot damn look at ‘em titties!!
If the tits look fit you must acquit!
well played
Here come da juggs, here come da juggs
Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls!
Up your Funk and Wagnalls, emeffer!!!
heheheh If I had a dress like that, I’d also be smiling like that
“Lindsay’s Breasts Went to Court Again”
Shouldn’t that of read “Lindsay’s Silicone/Saline Bags Went to Court Again” ?
Shut up, you jealous hag
Those bad boys are real. Way to saggy to be fake
anyone who thinks they’re fake is a moron. beautiful funbags.
They’re real and they’re spectacular
They are fake as anything. Look at old pictures, they were up around her chin, and you could drive a truck between them. And she got papped with an implant scar showing too.
No, that my friends, is what you get when you have a boob job and then are too special to ever, ever wear a bra.
But it does look quite nice.
Her bazongas are 100% real. Fake boobs that large don’t sag like those of a 45 year old woman who’s had 6 kids.
Fake boobs do sag. Do you think they implant them in rubber skin? Skin sags. Gosh you boys need to look at real women’s boobies once in your lives. And, real boobs are not as symmetrical as fake. So my vote is fake, with no bra to keep them supported properly. I too have seen the side boob scars on Lilo.
Lindsay’s tits have been an endless source of debate over the past ~5 years on the gossip boards. They’ve gone from big pendulous cantaloupes to a saggy moose scrotum and back in the span of months. It was rumored that she had implants, removed them and then put them back. I don’t buy it. Those puppies were downright bodacious when she was on SNL @ 17/18 and I doubt if they were implants then.
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1lGKdk/trailertrasher.com/2009/10/05/17-greatest-photobombings-by-celebrities/
ALL Rise!
+1
LOL
Keeping an ex’s shirt because it smells like them is one thing. Having a dress made from their recycled dental dams is just disgusting.
Daddy like!!!!
Wait………….
Maybe that’s why she’s the mess she is.
Ish!
I’m protected by the 18th Amendment right?
You are protected by internet anonymity.
Continue your salacious statements, as GravyLeg seems to have left the field open to others who wish to amuse.
I miss him too…
Throw her in my prison cell, please.
Oder in the court. Oder in the court. BANG,BANG,BANG.
it’s odOr – and fail.
Come on people, you all know the minute those puppies are set free they’ll droop to her navel. Yuck, forget ‘em.
I fucking love this girl.
No ass shots, once again however. Getting tired of that bullshit
Amen, and amen it’s gettin old
She suffers from severe noassital these days. Granny butt all the way.
it’s the principle..
Her mouth is smiling, but her eyes look like she’s about to cry… all over that fabulous dress… what a shame.
What Ass?
If she is wearing leggings made of lycra, it doesn’t matter, they will fit like a second skin and ride up her delicious ass giving real men everywhere a reason to cheer and the terrorists one more reason to hate us-hooray!
great tits!
THOSE FUCKING HANDS OH MY GOD OH SHIT FUCKING CHRIST GAAHHHH!!!
I can tell by this outfit that she is, indeed, innocent of any and all charges.
Stop saying “breasts”
Linday is the poor man’s Bo Derek for this generation. All she needs is some corn rows and her next movie role could be a remake of the movie 10.
I find her guilty of Bitchcraft!
LOL @ Bitchcraft
wonder where she lifted that necklace?
Trying to confuse the judge into thinking you’re Paris Hilton is probably the worse defense one could think of.
When is she going to give up on her failed acting career and follow her natural calling doing porn?
lmao @ that name of yours
She’ll do porn when she’s older & no one wants her to do porn.
Say what you want about Lindsey, she is one hot piece.
She can’t be more than 90lbs and look at those cans!!!! They’re busting out of that dress.
Man I’d love to hit that!
tits on sticks
no, she USED to be an extremely hot piece. Now, with the duck lips and awful blond hair, she looks like her MOTHER.
Is… is she touching herself here? Yes, that’s what I’m going to go with. Big beige boobs and touching herself in court. Clearly, she’s taking this all very seriously.
I have hit it and it is spectacular!!!
Her tits need to decide if they are awesome or not. My cock is getting seriously confused.
Free the Lohan two!
I just can’t stay mad at her.
I know, right?!
It’s the never-ending Cyclohan: forgiveness > disappointment > loathing > boner > forgivenes…
She’s destroyed her ginger complexion: thus long sleeves, high neckline & tights.
Because there’s no foundation cosmetic that can conceal the horror from the paps flash photography. Underneath the dress her skin looks like connect the dots melanoma. Only hours of Photoshop can render her appealing again….unless you just don’t care that the big tits are all spotty.
She may be a total bitch thumbing her nose at “the system” … but that is one spectacular rack!
“Accountability! Ha, you crack me up, Legal system”
Dibs on the left one!
The story is that since i’m locked up here that you can all play around what you want. Keeping the show on as long as you want.
I might even don’t care what others are doing. That’s their business now. We must be focussed on the future of our project.
I happen to know that you all enjoying secretly too much this ‘game’. And some are making even serious banks with it. Just do what you must do otherwise i’m going to quit the whole ‘game’.
Eh no, that has nothing to do with that. Quitting the game means stepping out the game.
Have you all become hysteric or something? We don’t care about people who are out. Quit putting them in the spotlights. They aren’t relevant anymore.
I’d be more than happy to nut all over those pebble size nipples.
WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!
the things that judge does to have Lindsay bring in those breasts.
god she looks terrible
I occasionally imagine what Lindsay would look like if she had never gotten into drugs and weep softly. That being said, I would still hit that sh*t like a drunk driver!
isn’t it a felony for a judge to not let us cross-examine her breasts? I though I remember that point from “Charles in Charge” . . . or maybe it was Willis from
“Different Strokes?” Either way, I am looking at my penis now saying “what you talking ’bout Willis??”
those titties are serious!
I don’t know who needs more phychiatric help. Linsday for…well being Lindsay, or me for wanting to play connect the dots on those freckled titties with my special pen. Ah who am I kidding it’s more like a golf pencil.
That dress looks like a slip’n'slide from Clam Manor.
Is this another one of them $8K outfits that LL likes to wear to the courtroom after allegedly stealing a $2.5K necklace?
Yeah her legal team is smart.