Lindsay Lohan’s Beauty Will Cure AIDS Now

February 9th, 2012 // 133 Comments

Proving that the best shots of her are in washed-out black and white with her boobs out, here’s Lindsay Lohan at the New York Fashion Week amFAR Gala last night because apparently Courtney Love wasn’t available as a visual aid this time, so they went with the next best thing.

DINA: Great news, honey. Courtney Love couldn’t make amFAR New York so they needed someone who looks like a horrible disease is eating them alive from the inside. And they chose you!
LINDSAY: Yes! Does this mean I can stop hooking?
DINA: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Wait, you’re actually serious. *pimp-slaps Lindsay* How many times I gots to tell you? Dina’s hos don’t evah talk about quittin’ them tricks. Tell her, Ali.
ALI: Dina’s hos don’t talk about quittin’ them tricks.

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
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    Silver lining: mother isn’t jealous of daughter’s looks anymore.

  2. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    lolz
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    She is starting to remind me of Dana Plato. Her face is grey under the fake tan.

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    anonymous
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    Her hair looks like it’s part of a smelly old Halloween costume. She always looks dirty in a sleazy back alley kind of a way.

  4. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Lita
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    Herp Derp.

  5. LJ

    She has that “Puffy” look that comes with long term abuse of drugs and alcohol.

  6. Mr Obvious

    so that’s what used up porn actresses look like in real life.

  7. Tom

    Nice chins. I can just picture them dripping with fetid chicken soup, a noodle stuck in the folds waiting to be plucked later during an afternoon snack.

  8. Dina is going out as “Lindsay” now? Holy Shit.

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    Steelerchick
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    Maybe she’s still trying to get the job as Victoria Gotti?

  10. just say'n

    I think she’s in some sort of costume for the event. She may have done some hard living, but there is no way someone could look that beat at 25.

  11. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    hijkmno
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    she needs to floss or those teeth are going to fall out too, she’s most definitely wearing a wig and i’m fairly certain there’s blow in/on her nose.

    LOVE the zoom feature.

  12. BeBo Wobbley

    Say what you want about LiLo but she still looked a thousand percent better than many of the women photographed at this event..many of whom looked like “Mummies Walking”….

  13. I can’t believe this is the same chick who could anchor a movie whose entire script was probably written on a cocktail napkin.

  14. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    arnieblackblack
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    I’m sticking my neck out and saying – I’d hit it!

  15. dontkillthemessenger

    Terry Richardson is obviously a genius with a knack for turning rotten chicken carcass into chicken soup.

  16. rantatonne

    Lindsay Lohan just signed on to be the spokes-model for Adobe Photoshop’s new add campaign with the tag line “if a dog is man’s best friend , Photoshop is a woman’s”

  17. Do_Freebird

    Her beauty transcends life.

  18. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Do_Freebird
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    Do they still make Nurse themed porn movies?

  19. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Phee
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    You guys are terrible! I wish I’ll look that good when i’m in my late 50′s!

  20. Not The Pope

    When you’re 25 and you need a shit ton of plastic surgery to make you look as good as your grandmother it’s time to put down the crack pipe. What a fucking nightmare. I’m ashamed to be human.

    • BE

      Actually, she’s the poster child for METH.

      Looks like she’s sporting a full set of dentures – glaring white all the way back even the molar tops. Big change from the horrible yellow pegs she had a couple of months ago.

      Probably a budget job because they don’t look like they fit properly. Especially with her upper lip riding out like that.

      Teeth and bite profile determine about 50 percent of face shape – small adjustments mean alot. Hence the huge change in her appearance. Suddenly her mouth closes down more and her face looks wider – note her body hasn’t changed much at all.

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    Your Momma's Valtrex
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    Damn, Peggy Bundy looks hot as a blonde.

  22. Aggie

    Oh gross! She looks like Dina Lohan!

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    NoseRingGirl
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    “…make SURE you answer with…
    ‘I’m right on top of that, Rose!’ “…….

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    Gen
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    OMG I dont recongnize her, but not a all ! Her beauty’s gone, she’s not ugly but not so pretty…

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    Carla
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    fuuuuuckDAMN she looks like her own chain-smoking mother in this one :O

  26. jules

    I’m pretty sure that’s just a wig now. She’s wearing a wig. You cannot trust people in wigs, you just can’t. Even if they have cancer, you can trust a guy in a bandanna, but you cannot trust the people in the wigs. Didn’t anyone read The Witches!?

  27. jules

    Ha. Indeed.

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    Sugy1
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    Donatella?

  29. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Sugy1
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    Coke eyes here

  30. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Sugy1
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    Like her dress tho

  31. Carolyn

    Hideous.

  32. Jessesgirl

    The other day I was thinking that Terry Richardson was an untalented photographer. After seeing these candids I take that back. Terry is a fucking amazing photographer.

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    Admiral Buttcrack
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    It’s a subtle blending of features: a little bit of Dina Lohan and just a dash of Eric Stoltz in MASK.

  34. Capitalist Pancake

    You can’t go wrong using this on a anti-drugs campaign poster. Christ that’s scary.

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    DerbaDerba
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    Is that Linda Hogan?

  36. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Bigalkie
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    She is making progress. Her new trainer Nicole Eggert is very proud of her!

  37. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Bigalkie
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    or.. She’s got more chins than the chinese phonebook!

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    Moodlet
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    She should really ask Ali for some dieting tips.

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    carol rules
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    she is trying for the marilyn pose. knock it off already. it isn’t working.

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    Jam
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    She looks like an uglier version of Dina Lohan. Which is an achievement in itself.

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    momo
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    nice saddle bags
    id hit it

  42. HumbertHumbert

    Morlock!

  43. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Flor
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    So sad

  44. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    N Sands
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    That hair color washes her right out. She looked so much better when it was red.

  45. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Thornton Melon
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    are these outtakes from Back to school? wheres Rodney?

    I think I’m attracted to teachers. Yeah, I took out an English teacher. That didn’t work out at all. I sent her a love letter… She corrected it!

    and members
    of the graduating class.

    I have only one thing
    to say to you today…

    it’s a jungle out there.

    You gotta look out
    for number one.

    But don’t step in number two.

  46. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Whatever
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    Cher? Is that you?

  47. Jasmine

    Lindsay, stay strong! You still have fans here. These pictures show a negative side of you, but get your sh!t together and kick all your addictions to the side. You’re talented enough to still make a comeback just get rid of the bad press that detracts from how awesome you really are. Be healthy.

  48. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
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    INSERT PENIS HERE.

  49. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
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    Hey look it’s miss piggy.

  50. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Crystal
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    Oh wow… what did she do to her nose? Not good.

    =(

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