Proving that the best shots of her are in washed-out black and white with her boobs out, here’s Lindsay Lohan at the New York Fashion Week amFAR Gala last night because apparently Courtney Love wasn’t available as a visual aid this time, so they went with the next best thing.
DINA: Great news, honey. Courtney Love couldn’t make amFAR New York so they needed someone who looks like a horrible disease is eating them alive from the inside. And they chose you!
LINDSAY: Yes! Does this mean I can stop hooking?
DINA: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Wait, you’re actually serious. *pimp-slaps Lindsay* How many times I gots to tell you? Dina’s hos don’t evah talk about quittin’ them tricks. Tell her, Ali.
ALI: Dina’s hos don’t talk about quittin’ them tricks.
Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN
Cure? no. Spread? Def
Fuck you, spammer
You’d think she’d be used to it in her eyes by now….
ahahahahahaha, LOL!!!!!
chuckle
OMFG.
I think she looks fantastic for a 50 year old woman.
my thought as well Goblikatie. it’s so sad to see someone who, only a few years ago, had the world by the balls but because of a few bad choices, now has to gargle old man balls just to get 5 minutes of attention. she’s looking so bad and wasted. i guess she needs lots of crack before she lets these old farts fuck her in every hole. this girl is the walking dead. she emulates MM because it’s her way of saying that she is going to die young and she wants to be remembered as a tragic figure.
No joke, I showed my husband her picture without tell him who she was. I asked him how old he thought she was and he shrugs and says “around 50″ his jaw dropped when I told him she’s only 25.
No shit. All she’s missing is a sweet pair of mom-jeans.
Jimmy Fallon stood stoically by, while the other body guard cleared a path for LiLo with his trusty phaser.
All girls turn into their mothers…. it usually takes another decade.
Damn, beat me to that post almost word for word
She’s turning into Loretta Switt…Loretta Switt is in her 70′s…. this is not a good thing to do.
I’m detecting a budding Sally Struthers in there too…
Honest to FSM that is who I thought this was until I saw the caption
Pic of Loretta Swit in May of last year for comparison.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/Loretta_Swit.jpg
Consider the thin difference in appearance between Lindsay Lohan above and the Debbie Harry pics from yesterday . . and then consider they are 40 years apart in age.
and lightyears apart in talent.
Let’s be fair now. This picture doesn’t make her look like she’s being eaten by a disease. It makes her look like her disease is eating.
How is she relevant really…what has she actually done in the past 10 years? She doesn’t even have looks to fall back on.
She was the star of Mean Girls in 2004.
Watch the South Park Britney Spears episode. Pop culture has a carnivorous side, and she is willing to be eaten.
Slow motion train wreck.
Its those fucking smokes more than anything else.
Smoking that much turns your skin gray, you have no oxygen in your blood. Those fucking things do more to wreck someones looks more than anything else.
Well, except meth of course, which she isnt on because she’d be paranoid as shit and hiding in her hotel bathroom.
Holy shit, she’s morphing into Sally Struthers.
lol….spot on….I was trying to figure it out myself and you nailed it.
Exactly. Maybe she can take over the sick and tortured animal commercials so I can hear Sarah McLachlan again without having nightmares.
hahhahahaa…..awesome.
I as said up above I really thought that was who this was a picture of, and I was like why the fuck does Fish have a pic of her from her days of shilling for that children scam
“Oh I feel so relieved now that I’ve shit myself- pass the crack pipe again pls”.
Hohan and “MAKING AIDS HISTORY”…. there are at least a couple of different ways one could interpret that.
Dear Superficial,
I think you have the words “cure” and “cause” mixed up.
She’s looking more and more like Dina. This is not a good thing.
dina looks better these days :s
Especially when you consider that Dina is 24 years older than her daughter. There are worse looking 49 year olds out there, but what’s Lindsay’s excuse? If Lindsay looks like this at 25, what will she look like at Dina’s age?
“You’re so awesome, Lion-O! Snarf, snarf”
That made me laugh, hard. Thank you.
Someone’s getting uglier…
I think she’s looking more and more cartoonish every day. And not the Jessica Rabbit kinda cartoon either. More the Scooby Doo type.
Does my hair over my eyes make me look mysterious? Uhyuk!
She looks like she’s in her 40′s hawking knock-off handbags on some shopping channel.
nice O face
Is it me or are the stains working their way through the veneers?
Her hair looks like it smells of cheap cigarettes and scotch.
“hands in pockets Lilo, stretch that dress over your tits for mommy….”
We want more vacant!
“What’s your name sugar? Me? I’m Candi… with an I.. you gonna buy a girl a beer or what?”
She looks like a white Pam Grier from Jackie Brown.
“Making AIDS History!”
“I’ll wear this this dress, it’s white like the blow I love so very much”
She looks like Paula Deen on crack.
spot on
So crappy looking.
As much as I hate to admit her membership into the club this woman IS a ginger. This platinum get up doesn’t work for her….she needs to embrace those ginger roots.
As long as she has those tits and is willing to strut them out I suppose she’ll always have a few fans.
Stay alive a while longer so we can continue kicking those freckled boobs all around town.
Dina is looking pretty good these days…
“Lindsay Lohan’s Beauty Will Cure AIDS Now”
I’m pretty sure you meant to type “Spread” there.
I must say, she must be consuming a unique recipe to look bloated, skinny, and strung out at the same time.
She really looks like hell.
+1!!
Is she endorsing Chicletsnow, because she’s got a mouth full of ‘em.
since when she suffers from?
……WILL SHE MAKE 2013?
she’s not going to die anytime soon. she’s still waiting for her comeback, she still thinks it’s going to happen.
This is a Lindsay story, why are you posting pictures of her mother?
Those bangs are just terrible, and that hair color, ugh! Oh, also the fake tan, poor thing, she used to be very pretty!
IS SHE TRYING OUT FOR THE ROLE OF NURSE RATCHED IN THE REMAKE OF “ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST”
At the risk of stating the obvious, “Jesus Christ Almighty, she looks like shit!”
Is her nose starting to cave in?
She looks absolutely stunning … Now that’s classy
Disgusting. This is how I know she is still on drugs. How can anyone sober think this looks good?
Where is Randall to talk about how beautiful she looks?
It’s great to see you out and about, Linds, dedicating your beauty to a good cause out of the tender heart we all know you have! You’re just now shedding your girlish looks and developing into the voluptuous woman we all can’t wait to see! Your dress is sexy but conservative, befitting your new status as America’s next Meryl Streep! Keep that sweet smile out there, and your big break will follow soon and win over all the naysayers!
(not actually) Randall
(How was that, Clarence? Did I manage to channel the old boy? Also, somebody shoot me.)
I can’t actually tell if this picture is a joke or not.
She needs to get off the drugs and go back to being a redhead; that’s the only way she’ll ever get back to doing… whatever it is she did. Which I can’t figure out, because she really wasn’t an actress or a singer…
Hey now, she was amazing playing the role of a spoiled, scheming brat in “Parent Trap”. She knocked that role out of the fucking park. Go figure.
I would say she looks like my grandmother. Excepy my grandmother looked younger and I’m black…
Thats a wig… she looks like she’s losing her hair. I’m actually sad for her
You mean this isn’t “Hot Lips” Houlihan from M*A*S*H ?