Lindsay Lohan’s a Bipolar Meth Addict Now

The Superficial | August 2, 2010 - 1:38 am

Lindsay Lohan, who should be getting out of jail any minute now, is reportedly being sent to rehab for meth and not cocaine which makes sense now that I think about it. (Shit’s expensive.) Also, she’s apparently bipolar now which, unfortunately to everyone who legitimately has the disorder, is becoming a convenient cop-out for, “My parents whored me out to Disney, so now I don’t know what the fuck.” TMZ reports:

According to a source familiar with Lindsay’s case, methamphetamine and opiates are her “drugs of choice”.
Methamphetamine — also known as crystal meth or simply meth — is a highly addictive stimulant and opiates, generally, have more of a downer effect.
Morningside Recovery — the Orange County, CA rehab Lilo is scheduled to enter — lists opiate and methamphetamine detoxification among its specialties.

I almost posted this on Sunday, but then I figured I should save that kind of drastic action for something that’s actually revelatory and/or groundbreaking. Finding out Lindsay Lohan has a meth habit is like finding out Britney Spears keeps Play-Doh in her purse as a snack. You always assumed but sometimes it’s just nice to have that confirmation. Like finally seeing a Jew eat a penny– For fuck’s sake, Mel! Get outta here.

EDIT: Just kidding. She’s going to UCLA now.

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