Lindsay Lohan’s Gone Full Hooker

October 13th, 2011 // 262 Comments

With her international prostitute ring in full swing, it was only a matter of time until Lindsay Lohan started showing the normal wear and tear experienced by most streetwalkers: Chipped, yellow teeth; strange scars and bruises and the compulsive need to secretly itch one’s freckle-lajora while thinking no one will notice. How she didn’t drag her ass across the carpet until someone put a cone around her neck is a testament of the human spirit – or the presence of an open bar. Probably that last one.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    Anonymouse
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    she looks really swollen and jowly…

  2. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    Anonymouse
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    using the pocket of that dress to pull it forward hugging her ass for the side shot. sly little methminx…

  3. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    smokers teeth.

    i bet her breath smells like shit.

    I’d still hit it, then throw her out in an alley somewhere.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    azgirlgoneeast
    Commented on this photo:

    this picture actually makes me really sad, she’s dying right in front of us, i still hold out hope that she’ll have a drastic realization and get herself clean!

  5. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    Gigi
    Commented on this photo:

    I bruise like crazy and find bruise on my arm or leg and have no clue of how they showed up but I’ve never had a hand busted up like that. She’s either cutting or smacking her hand against a desk or wall or something to abuse herself. She really needs help or she is going to die.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    Gigi
    Commented on this photo:

    If you look really closely, it looks like nailpolish. Why would she be polishing her own nails? It can’t cost but $15 even at the cheap places.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    sooooooosuperficial
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m torn deciding what prolly smells worse, her breath or her crotch.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    sooooooosuperficial
    Commented on this photo:

    She must get her meth packaged in newsprint.

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    Lord Invader
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought w-w-w-we were going to Cold Stone Creamery, Uncle Fish? W-w-why are you taking us to the Crystal Palace?

  10. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    zomgbie
    Commented on this photo:

    wow she really looks absolutely fuckin awful.
    she looks very out of control.

  11. Jbizzle

    This photo is obviously altered, you guys suck!

  12. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    Obviously nail polish – it’s shiny/shimmery on her thumb and ring finger. She’s just an impatient hooker.

  13. diddleysquat

    That’s one worn out ho

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    bob
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    she’s not lindsay!

  15. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    imabrat
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    Ewwww. She sure brings the street corner to a gathering, doesn’t she? This is just gross.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    know nothings
    Commented on this photo:

    “hay, hay hay! I’m skinny fat, I’m orange tan and I’m ready to party.”

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    brianna
    Commented on this photo:

    What happened to her she is just freaking crazy!!!!!

  18. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    brianna
    Commented on this photo:

    Every time you think you have seen it all fron Lilo, it gets worse!!! She is so out of her mind it’s kind of sad. Didn’t her mom tell her that she looks like shit!!!!!!!

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    Cin
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    When she dies everyone’s going to act like they care. I don’t I can’t wait until she drops dead.

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    Andres Anibal Nuñez c
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    y a quien le importa esa mierda vivan su vida

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    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Not for nothing, but I’m thinking that most celebrities’ teeth look like this (if not worse) beneath their veneers…

    Just a fun thought for Halloween.

  22. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    I just feel really bad for her. Sigh…

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    Nobody
    Commented on this photo:

    She went 10 rounds with her own staircase.

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    vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    in some of these pictures, she doesn’t even look like herself…with a quick glance, I wouldn’t even have recognized her and would have to take a second look. Sad

  25. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    run! she’s about to sneeze! and you know what kind of contact high you would get from that coke crust!

  26. aShleY

    Only the front teeth like that, looks very much like ‘tweeker tooth’- just what hapoens when you smoke the hard stuff. Nasty/sad

  27. BO BABBYO

    Ouch. The kid’s starting to look like a Last Known Photo.

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    Jinxy
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it possible she’s really this self unaware? A normal human with the understanding of shame, and humility would never be showing up for these things looking like this, deluding herself into thinking she’s a starlet with things happening, good things happening in her life. It’s like watching a horror show with the grim reaper that only we see. Clueless stupid girl.

  29. sheena

    What a shame. She looks like a bag of shit and is higher than a kite. It was all fun and games but it just got real.

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    gnarla
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got Courtney Stodden eyes.

  31. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    Napoupi
    Commented on this photo:

    apparently she’s having veneers placed on her teeth. Look at the teeth on the right, they appear to be very different from the ones on the left and look unnaturally smooth and shiny. It’s kind of weird she only had three or four layed on at a time. Dentists usually do the whole mouth in one session, right ? Whatever, I’m just happy to have normal, healthy teeth that don’t require veneers or shit like that…

    • Blech

      You’re also lucky you didn’t get punched so hard in the face while growing up in a violent household that one of your teeth were “killed”…

      No worries, I fought back.

      I don’t need veneers either, but unfortunately I will need root canal therapy or something like it.

  32. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    what’s with her hands..

  33. Freckle-lajora??!?! Jesus fucking christ, that shit is hilarious. Fish, you’re a literary genius. Thanks for the laugh.

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    elin
    Commented on this photo:

    i first noticed that her front teeth were chipped around her birthday this year, when she was out with paris looking really loaded.. she’s losing it fast now. actually getting kinda sad.

    judging by the look of her pupils i think shes back on the opiates, wouldnt suprise me if she smokes h or oxys combined with crack/meth..

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    WhateverYouSay
    Commented on this photo:

    How does she even have the balls to go out in public (and public events) when there are photographers and people all around to see her teeth? No shame?

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    Dave
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    Bitch’s hands a fried from sucking the glass dick. How much rib can I get for fitty cent?

  37. asdf

    There are some very talented writers here. Its rare that I’ve laughed so hard at comments on a page. Some of the comments were utterly priceless. What is interesting is that on mainstream sites like CNN most of the comments on serious issues are often indecipherable due to a hopeless grasp of the most basics of English. Here, the comments are brilliantly written, and done so with rarely any errors. Oh the irony. Guess good writers on a website draw better writers in comments. Well done and keep’em coming!

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    maria
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s Nail Polish Duhhhhhhhh

    • Venus

      Yup Nail Polish not bruises look at her nails, same colour, and a cheese and mac for dinner, and a failure to brush! She’s a normal human being folks, don’t knock her too hard…

  39. cc

    I’ll say it again…they are going to reintroduce Topol with ‘Lindsay Lohan Special Edition’ packaging.

  40. nomore

    Stop hating on Lindsay . She needs to get help quickly before she ends up like another tragic celeb. dead from drug addiction ..

  41. archies_leach

    I am presently in a deep obssession with Mila Kunis. I find myself uncontrollably touching myself to images of Mila Kunis and I can’t stop despite the deep moral misgivings that were beaten into me by my parents over practices as touching myself. Therefore I’m here to view these images of lindsay lohan to perhaps help me stop these immoral acts I’m committing against myself to the images of Mila Kunis.

  42. paul kirkwood

    imagine a orgasmic afternoon with her and bree olsen WE ALL WOULD GUYS dont care what you say

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    reformed_druid
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    She has been smoking way too much pot. That stuff is hell on your teeth, 10 times worse than cigarettes and the hand thing is just badly done nail polish. Looks like she did it in the car on the way there. She definitely looks stoned.

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  45. Rob

    Give her a break, this could be after a night of cigar smoking and tobacco chewing. She can always shoplift some things and get caps. That being said, if she fixed her teeth, she is still hot (to me.) But I like em skanky.

  46. hokie

    from tiger beat to ditch pig.

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    maddie shane
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    those little marks on her hands are pipe burns. shes doing crack :( i find this sooooo sad she is either gonna die or turn into a vegetable. she used to be a somewhat descent actress before her downhill spiral. i know she has 2 lousy parents but she cant keep using them as excuses she gotta grow up! or else shes gonna die!

  48. Bianca G

    If her family or friends cared even a tiny bit about her, they would get her the fuck out of southern California, take her someplace she can re couperate. Seriously I don’t know how anybody can let this happen right in front of them.

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    liz
    Commented on this photo:

    You people, she needs prayers not judgement. This girl is going to die soon if things don’t change. All of you boys who post who will one day be fathers, and all of you fathers who dont belong here need to realize this could be your daughter some day. When will men be men????!!!! She is another Anna Nicole waiting to happen. Pray for her.

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking good…for a 40 year old housewife.

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