With her international prostitute ring in full swing, it was only a matter of time until Lindsay Lohan started showing the normal wear and tear experienced by most streetwalkers: Chipped, yellow teeth; strange scars and bruises and the compulsive need to secretly itch one’s freckle-lajora while thinking no one will notice. How she didn’t drag her ass across the carpet until someone put a cone around her neck is a testament of the human spirit – or the presence of an open bar. Probably that last one.
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the writing on her wrist is a tattoo that reads “breathe” because she has asthma….the burns look like something you see on a crackhead or methhead’s hands bacause they can’t get off the pipe and burn the piss outta themselves trying to get high and the teeth, well another crackhead / methhead trait.
YUCK MOUTH !!!
I’d hit it
and wouldn’t regret it for a second
For a second during the hitting? What about when that moment has passed?
Even the guy behind her is freaked out by her hands and doing his best “What’chu talkin’ ’bout Willis?” face.
Wow. How does she not notice her disgusting teeth when she looks in the mirror??? LiLo, get one of your sugar daddies to pay for basic dental care!!
b/c her mirror is usually covered in a white dust
Seriously, look at this picture of her -
http://www.historyguy.com/celebrity_history/lohan_bikini.jpg
and then click back and forth. It’s crazy
Dammmn…she WAS hot, wasn’t she? Doesn’t even look like the same woman.
And added to all the rest of her foibles, she has either gone blind or is so delusional as to think she’s still hot when she looks in the mirror.
Gorgeous (in the old pic)
Clicked back and forth a few times, gave myself a bad case of penile confusion disorder
“If you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all”… so um.. nice nails?
It seems so easy for many of you to berate her for her appearance. I’m just saying – It seems easy. A good publicist would encourage her to spend more time in the dark.
hehehehehe
yes…it is easy.
Man I was at this event last night and we were demoing the game in the VIP booth and her cronies kicked us out so she could take pictures. Like anyone gives two craps about her! I’m glad they dis though bc who knows what diseases we would’ve caught just from her presence!
Could you explain to us masses why video games need premieres with red carpets and celebrity photo-ops?
No I cannot, other than the symbiotic relationship that draws press to both sides, video game makers get lots of celebrity attention and endorsements and the celebs get free stuff and exposure, bam there you have it, not a worthwhile answer but that’s how this society goes these days…
I have to agree this does look like nail polish smeared on her hands, but when I look at the other pictures where you can see her actual manicure, it looks professionally done.. so idk wtf is going on here. She is a mess. There is no way she is living clean and sober.
i finally have better teeth than celebrity. or at least a famous hooker.
*a
Now how would you like to get paid more for a BJ than a celebrity? I got $20.
I hope that next time we see her she’s in full veneer mode — Hilary Duff circa 2005, horse-style.
amen
This is so ridiculous it’s got to be fake.
Her teeth have been looking this way for months now.
I have said for years, now I have my proof: She is fucking NASTY.
Thats nailpolish. As in, she painted her nails at home and didn’t even have the decency to clean it up. Methface.
Makes sense she’s at a THQ event. She’s as washed up as they are. Saints Ho 3, it burns when I pee!
she is wasted and looking really gross. when is her next drug test ?? soon I hope!!
She looks worst than usual.
It’s smudged nail polish not bruises. But her teeth look like shit.
Here is a perfect example of my no kissing policy unless; she can provide a dental insurance card. People say its unrealistic and it cut back on romance, I say it enhances…
those are not her teeth; some douchebag photoshopped this shit.
Thanks for the input, Dina.
blow me
my apologies…i was SO wrong. i just couldn’t believe that ANYBODY would walk around with teeth like that, let alone a “starlet,” or whatever the hell she is these days.
Calm down she is on set for the next season of The Walking Dead and…. I’m being told that is not the case, okay its just meth
In my neighborhood they call girls like this, the ten-per-centers they have great dresses and accessories (sense of style) but everything else is putrid…
so obviously photoshopped.
Absolutely isn’t.
my apologies…i was SO wrong. i just couldn’t believe that ANYBODY would walk around with teeth like that, let alone a “starlet,” or whatever the hell she’s famous for these days.
Amy Grindhouse has photos from all different angles that night, which prove it is disgustingly real.
Who would bother to photoshop her anyway
ooh 69th!! yipeeeeee
Who cares about her. SR:TT comes out in less than 5 weeks! The long wait is almost over.
Those are probably ink smudges on her hands, probably from signing autographs. Not that I am defending her but.. that’s what it looks like to me.
i’ve had hair dye on my hands before, and it looks like that.. and nailpolish. maybe she was helping her sister get ready for a night of clubbing.
I hear that she’s slated next week to be at the release party for the new version of “Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing”.
THIS!
+1 lolz
ROFL
is this a drunken/stoned stagger step or is she really standing like that in public to scratch her ass/kootch
not only did she not clean up the nail polish but she didnt brush her teeth either
“this is how i stand when i wanna scratch or diddle myself in public”
I weep wheneva,i see lindsay on paper or read abt her. Why dnt she do something meaningful wit her life. Lindsay,where do u think u will be in 10 yrs time? Girl,ask urself.
She on da pipe riiiiight ?
How is it that she spends God knows how much on her lips every other month, but nothing on veneers? I believe it’s possible, but … I’m a little doubtful.
“Methamphetamine induces [teeth clenching and grinding], leading to the wear and cracks of tooth enamel.”
Ohhh. Okay. Doubts assuaged.
If you can’t tell those are crowns or veneers, you obviously haven’t seen crowns or veneers. Looks like some nasty food remnants along with some nicotine staining, doubt they’re really that hideous on a daily basis, but I know I’m not supposed to try to use logic here.. so sorry.
But they are crowns probably, you can see the opaqueness of where they cover her original little shaved down chompers.
She can barely smile from all of the fillers in her face especially cheeks. Why must young female celebs like Lindsay and Britney do this to themselves. Whatever happened to staying out of the sun and wearing sunscreen?
I’d be cool with her being dead now.
Number 6 is my favorite!
The disgusting teeth aren’t even the most serious problem. It’s her complete obliviousness to them that’s most frightening. I can’t honestly say I have no desire to fuck this chick.
Well kids, …….actually this one kinda speaks for itself.
I tried speed once, for like… six months, and my grill never got this nasty. Dayum.
That has to be a celebrity impostor, and a poor one – or else she is near dead.
WAIT!!! All is not lost. In pictures #14 and #16 her thighs look fairly decent and in #15 her right leg looks pretty good. Thank god for redemption.
Nothing some Arm & Hammer and a wire brush wouldn’t fix.
Correction – “Nothing someone armed with a hammer couldn’t fix.”
In every picture of a cracked out nobody only-famous-when-she-was-12-years-old is a guy saying it all with his puffy scowl.
Gangrene is nothing to laugh about.
not only does she look messed up, but she really looks like she is high right there. if you look in her eyes its like she doesn’t even know whats going on. very sad
i feel so sorry for the inside of that dress…..
Just pathetic.