Lindsay Lohan’s Gone Full Hooker

The Superficial / October 13, 2011

With her international prostitute ring in full swing, it was only a matter of time until Lindsay Lohan started showing the normal wear and tear experienced by most streetwalkers: Chipped, yellow teeth; strange scars and bruises and the compulsive need to secretly itch one’s freckle-lajora while thinking no one will notice. How she didn’t drag her ass across the carpet until someone put a cone around her neck is a testament of the human spirit – or the presence of an open bar. Probably that last one.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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