Lindsay Lohan’s Gone Full Hooker

October 13th, 2011 // 262 Comments

With her international prostitute ring in full swing, it was only a matter of time until Lindsay Lohan started showing the normal wear and tear experienced by most streetwalkers: Chipped, yellow teeth; strange scars and bruises and the compulsive need to secretly itch one’s freckle-lajora while thinking no one will notice. How she didn’t drag her ass across the carpet until someone put a cone around her neck is a testament of the human spirit – or the presence of an open bar. Probably that last one.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    narcissisticbtch
    Commented on this photo:

    the writing on her wrist is a tattoo that reads “breathe” because she has asthma….the burns look like something you see on a crackhead or methhead’s hands bacause they can’t get off the pipe and burn the piss outta themselves trying to get high and the teeth, well another crackhead / methhead trait.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    narcissisticbtch
    Commented on this photo:

    YUCK MOUTH !!!

  3. ace11

    I’d hit it

    and wouldn’t regret it for a second

  4. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    Commented on this photo:

    Even the guy behind her is freaked out by her hands and doing his best “What’chu talkin’ ’bout Willis?” face.

  5. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. How does she not notice her disgusting teeth when she looks in the mirror??? LiLo, get one of your sugar daddies to pay for basic dental care!!

  6. Deacon Jones

    Seriously, look at this picture of her -

    http://www.historyguy.com/celebrity_history/lohan_bikini.jpg

    and then click back and forth. It’s crazy

  7. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    “If you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all”… so um.. nice nails?

  8. ole yeller

    It seems so easy for many of you to berate her for her appearance. I’m just saying – It seems easy. A good publicist would encourage her to spend more time in the dark.

  9. MD

    Man I was at this event last night and we were demoing the game in the VIP booth and her cronies kicked us out so she could take pictures. Like anyone gives two craps about her! I’m glad they dis though bc who knows what diseases we would’ve caught just from her presence!

    • TomFrank

      Could you explain to us masses why video games need premieres with red carpets and celebrity photo-ops?

      • MD

        No I cannot, other than the symbiotic relationship that draws press to both sides, video game makers get lots of celebrity attention and endorsements and the celebs get free stuff and exposure, bam there you have it, not a worthwhile answer but that’s how this society goes these days…

  10. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    I have to agree this does look like nail polish smeared on her hands, but when I look at the other pictures where you can see her actual manicure, it looks professionally done.. so idk wtf is going on here. She is a mess. There is no way she is living clean and sober.

  11. princess party pants

    i finally have better teeth than celebrity. or at least a famous hooker.

  12. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    Jezebel
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope that next time we see her she’s in full veneer mode — Hilary Duff circa 2005, horse-style.

  13. Marley

    This is so ridiculous it’s got to be fake.

  14. Buddy the Elf

    I have said for years, now I have my proof: She is fucking NASTY.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    SOL
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats nailpolish. As in, she painted her nails at home and didn’t even have the decency to clean it up. Methface.

  16. Tyrone Biggums

    Makes sense she’s at a THQ event. She’s as washed up as they are. Saints Ho 3, it burns when I pee!

  17. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    rescuesu
    Commented on this photo:

    she is wasted and looking really gross. when is her next drug test ?? soon I hope!!

  18. r

    She looks worst than usual.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    Lulu
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s smudged nail polish not bruises. But her teeth look like shit.

  20. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    rough, my last name is cotillhard
    Commented on this photo:

    Here is a perfect example of my no kissing policy unless; she can provide a dental insurance card. People say its unrealistic and it cut back on romance, I say it enhances…

  21. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    hijkmno
    Commented on this photo:

    those are not her teeth; some douchebag photoshopped this shit.

  22. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    slippinx12
    Commented on this photo:

    Calm down she is on set for the next season of The Walking Dead and…. I’m being told that is not the case, okay its just meth

  23. rough, my last name is cotillhard

    In my neighborhood they call girls like this, the ten-per-centers they have great dresses and accessories (sense of style) but everything else is putrid…

  24. hijkmno

    so obviously photoshopped.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Absolutely isn’t.

      • Noel

        my apologies…i was SO wrong. i just couldn’t believe that ANYBODY would walk around with teeth like that, let alone a “starlet,” or whatever the hell she’s famous for these days.

  25. CranAppleSnapple

    Amy Grindhouse has photos from all different angles that night, which prove it is disgustingly real.

  26. Dave Mustaine

    Who cares about her. SR:TT comes out in less than 5 weeks! The long wait is almost over.

  27. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    Arcane
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are probably ink smudges on her hands, probably from signing autographs. Not that I am defending her but.. that’s what it looks like to me.

  28. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    VIcki
    Commented on this photo:

    i’ve had hair dye on my hands before, and it looks like that.. and nailpolish. maybe she was helping her sister get ready for a night of clubbing.

  29. I hear that she’s slated next week to be at the release party for the new version of “Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing”.

  30. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    whatthehuh?
    Commented on this photo:

    is this a drunken/stoned stagger step or is she really standing like that in public to scratch her ass/kootch

  31. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    whatthehuh?
    Commented on this photo:

    not only did she not clean up the nail polish but she didnt brush her teeth either

  32. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    whatthehuh?
    Commented on this photo:

    “this is how i stand when i wanna scratch or diddle myself in public”

  33. Chi-Chi

    I weep wheneva,i see lindsay on paper or read abt her. Why dnt she do something meaningful wit her life. Lindsay,where do u think u will be in 10 yrs time? Girl,ask urself.

  34. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    She on da pipe riiiiight ?

  35. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    How is it that she spends God knows how much on her lips every other month, but nothing on veneers? I believe it’s possible, but … I’m a little doubtful.

    • Deryn

      “Methamphetamine induces [teeth clenching and grinding], leading to the wear and cracks of tooth enamel.”

      Ohhh. Okay. Doubts assuaged.

    • Matt

      If you can’t tell those are crowns or veneers, you obviously haven’t seen crowns or veneers. Looks like some nasty food remnants along with some nicotine staining, doubt they’re really that hideous on a daily basis, but I know I’m not supposed to try to use logic here.. so sorry.

      • Matt

        But they are crowns probably, you can see the opaqueness of where they cover her original little shaved down chompers.

  36. WTF

    She can barely smile from all of the fillers in her face especially cheeks. Why must young female celebs like Lindsay and Britney do this to themselves. Whatever happened to staying out of the sun and wearing sunscreen?

  37. Tom

    I’d be cool with her being dead now.

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    Lou
    Commented on this photo:

    Number 6 is my favorite!

  39. dontkillthemessengery

    The disgusting teeth aren’t even the most serious problem. It’s her complete obliviousness to them that’s most frightening. I can’t honestly say I have no desire to fuck this chick.

  40. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    DC
    Commented on this photo:

    Well kids, …….actually this one kinda speaks for itself.

  41. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    tinklepants
    Commented on this photo:

    I tried speed once, for like… six months, and my grill never got this nasty. Dayum.

  42. PatinNJ

    That has to be a celebrity impostor, and a poor one – or else she is near dead.

  43. WAIT!!! All is not lost. In pictures #14 and #16 her thighs look fairly decent and in #15 her right leg looks pretty good. Thank god for redemption.

  44. cc

    Nothing some Arm & Hammer and a wire brush wouldn’t fix.

  45. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    In every picture of a cracked out nobody only-famous-when-she-was-12-years-old is a guy saying it all with his puffy scowl.

  46. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Gangrene is nothing to laugh about.

  47. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    brandy
    Commented on this photo:

    not only does she look messed up, but she really looks like she is high right there. if you look in her eyes its like she doesn’t even know whats going on. very sad

  48. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    oh i know
    Commented on this photo:

    i feel so sorry for the inside of that dress…..

  49. Carolyn

    Just pathetic.

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