With her international prostitute ring in full swing, it was only a matter of time until Lindsay Lohan started showing the normal wear and tear experienced by most streetwalkers: Chipped, yellow teeth; strange scars and bruises and the compulsive need to secretly itch one’s freckle-lajora while thinking no one will notice. How she didn’t drag her ass across the carpet until someone put a cone around her neck is a testament of the human spirit – or the presence of an open bar. Probably that last one.
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
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Silicone lips and meth teeth. What an interesting combination.
dude seriously. That shit is naaaasty.
I’d still hit it….though if things keep going like they are I’ll have to reevaluate after another 6 months or so.
She’s like a walking PSA for meth.
You’d hit it, eh? Where do you get a full-body condom?
just some crack pipe wear and tear
do not visit this virus-plagued site. beware.
what the hell is with her teeth???
unfortunately its wear and tear that lasts, she looks nasty. the 50 buck whore i banged last night was high class compared to her at the moment.
Holy rotten teeth Batman!
Me love you long time.
Isn’t she in front of the Judge on Monday to talk about all the Community Service she’s done?
Servicing the community doesn’t count.
LOL
the judge won’t do anything. they never do.
Jesus Christ! Those look like the “scary witch hands” gloves you can buy from Party City this time of year… but cheaper.
Did she paint her nails in the (stolen) limo ride over?!
hahahahhaha
Meth mouth, anyone?
Looks that way.
She is clearly on a worldwide media tour for the Dead Rising videogame
+1
I wish I had more hands so I could give this crack ho 4 thumbs down!
Her’s is so pertty ! Can we keep her maw ?!?!?!
…and today in Anthropology we are going to be discussing the de-evolution of mankind.
I can’t wait to get to the part where they explain why it seems to be accelerating.
I wish I could clean this girl up. She’d NEVER tan again, NO more fake tanning products, LOTS of moisturizer and anti-aging cream and most importantly a hair color change back to her natural beautiful auburn. She’d look so much more alive. This is a girl who was naturally stunning. I wish she’d embrace it and take a few steps backwards!
Well, if she can ever escape that septic tank of a family unit she’s got, she’d have a chance. It’s a shame to see someone who had so much just throw it all away.
Most people have terrible parents, they are all extraterrestrial aliens, you know, but that’s no excuse for her being a crackhead. At her age, it’s all about what you do with your life, not what your parents are. And, that crap on her hands is nail polish, I guess she can’t afford professional manicures anymore, and has them done by a five-year-old slave laborer. As for her teeth and scratches, a cone of shame still wouldn’t help, she’d figure out how to get around it just like my dog does. Poor puppy he has an infection on his face and has been wearing one for a few days now, but he’s still better looking and much healthier than Lindsay. Oh, did I mention that he’s 91 in dog years…she’ll be lucky to make it to 27.
She needs to go to a detox spa and drink nothing but green juice and eat steamed fish and vegetables, do colonics, hot yoga and infrared saunas for 6 months straight and MAYBE she’d get some of her looks back.
And no sugar, no Coke, no cocaine, no Red Bull, no vodka, no cigarettes, no crack, no dope … ARRGHHHH !!!!!
Absolutely, Bianca. But she’d have to go about it a bit slowly the first few weeks b/c her body might go into shock. Acupuncture and a whole lot of psychotherapy would do wonders as well. She’s aged so much in such a short amount of time. Who knows if she can gain the cuteness of years past?
Wow, she’ll never survive that. Her whole meaningless existent would be over.
What, and be like Robin Quivers?
well that would probably stop her from “dragging her ass across the carpet” (that was a tad cruel Mr. Superficial) but it would be a lot cheaper – and fit her budget – just to give her the same worm medicine as my dog takes.
Alas you’d never be able to grow her a brain.
Not even 40-grit sandpaper and bathtub full of boiling hot bleach could clean this one up. Sad decline from her former looks, I agree.
Am I too late for the 5 o’clock free crack giveaway?
Am I too late for the 5 o’clock free crack giveaway?
Okay, I’m starting to feel bad for her. Somebody slap me.
Also, is she losing her hair too? Check out that spot in front of her widow’s peak. Anyone agree?
I’m too that point as well. This is getting bad. I’m not one that enjoys watching trainwrecks.
*to*
Fucking cold medicine.
Too much bleach and crack will make you go bald, it’s a medical fact.
I agree, I think this is really getting sad. I am not a fan of watching 20 somethings slowly die.
zombie hands!
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
The teeth: She put her “time to score” dentures in by mistake. The hands: Freebase burns. The hair: You can’t exactly wash a scarecrow straw wig. Not much you can say about her clam – it’s not like it’s going to get any better. You go girl.
Baaaaarf
Is this what they mean when they said “tar baby?”
Holy. Shit. What causes hands like this?!
that’s what I want to know.. the tips of her finger look.. blue/black/burnt… this is terrible.
I think she’s using meth… I don’t want to think that, but that’s the way it looks.
I agree. I think she is using meth too.
From personal experience, it looks like she was dying someone’s hair black without wearing gloves. But, ya know, that is something I do for a living. I highly doubt that this is her case.
Maybe she was sniffing hair dye?
It just looks like she did a sloppy job of painting her nails. Dark purple will stain your skin if you get it everywhere.
and she uses self-tan which is REALLY messy..this poor girl needs a bath and some parents!
pipe burns!
She’d notice gangrene. Wouldn’t she?
I picked her for my celebrity death pool.
She thinks she’s hot stuff, but milage & substance abuse has rendered her tepid at best.
Do not look at the close-up shot. For all of your sanities, I implore you.
so
crackie teef – check
thinning hair/need more weaves – check. /check.
STOLE ALI’S SHARPIE FOR BROWS – CHECK.
Jesus christ she looks like hell!
I look forward to driving her around the back of the supermarket in my pick up truck for a $10 session!
Ten bucks ?? Two bucks maybe …
I was thinking I’d get the whole package for 10…
Oh no, Jack, you’d get hosed. While you can get “relief” for $2, If you pay the full $10 she does ass-to-mouth…annnnnnd…SWALLOWS! I’m pretty sure for an extra buck she’ll let you take photos or videos.
I’d say “hand job only” for obvious disease prevention issues, but good god, look at her hand! What oozing sores on her body was she scratching before she decided to wave at everyone?
I’d jerk off in the sink before going anywhere NEAR this walking cesspool of nasty.
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER HANDS OMG! Someone needs to help her.
Those are the nastiest teeth I’ve ever cum across!
lol
She looks like a fancy meth addict. :)
i “like” your comment! lol
As someone that’s hung in there longer than most saying I’d still hit it, these pics are just appalling….I mean christ, look at her teeth! Does she normally wear a venner toothplate in her mouth? There’s no way they went downhill that quick.
And her fucking head looks like a bloated pig’s. I almost can’t even recognize her from 2 years ago. She looks like she’s having an allergic reaction and her heads about to explode.
Two thumbs down from DJ. Sadly, two thumbs down…
And still no one has answered the most important question.
What are her rates?
She needs to scrape up enough to get her lips re-inflated at least.
Her plastic surgeon is tired of her and only takes cash up front now.
Rate: $2 bucks and a pack of smokes.
she is just part of the dirty & rotten scoundrels of hollywood, folks.
suckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckit, Captain.
She always has, and always will just look like that Frankie Muniz malcom-in-the-middle guy wearing a wig.
LMFAO. OMG. I knew she reminded me of another celebrity (a guy) but I couldn’t think of whom.
Well she does in fact have the grin of an 80 yr old chain smoker, how lovely. The hands though aren’t bruised.. But definitely covered in dark purple nail polish (the tips of her nails are painted.. clearly she didn’t wait for them to completely dry..). What a tragic mess.
I was like “oh whatever she probably has some coffee stains it can’t be that ba-aaahhhhrrrgh!!!”
+1 x ~
Me, too.
… it can’t be that ba-aaahhhrrrgh now thats hilarous, lmao!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thank you for that comment, I’ve been dying from laughter for 3 minutes now imagining someone saying that then screaming, thank you, thank you
Her “freshly-plumped lips” look like over-cooked hotdog weiners about to explode. Doesn’t doing this long-term result in lip tumours or something like that ? Yay.
Those aren’t scrapes, that’s nail polish. Obviously she was too high to do her nails cleanly.
I’ve done my nails in the dark with more finesse than that. I have no idea what that shit on her hands is!
Yup, that looks like a home nail painting effort gone worng! However, I’m more intrigued by the pale writing on her wrist!?!
yeah–what is that on her wrist? tattoo removal?
She has “breathe” tattooed in white ink on her wrist.
I hate that I know that.
*hangs head low in shame*
I also knew that. I share your shame
just eating cheetos
CLEARLY she’s become a hard working individual. I’m sure she recently planted a garden (for orphans) hence the dried out, calloused hands. She also began a job in a fabric dying plant (for orphans) and… I got nothing. She’s a crack addict.
@Dick: Yeah, a lot of people have crappy parents but they don’t all hang out and party together like Lindsay and her mom. People grow up and make their own lives. Lindsay seems to be in the grip of her mom who is a classic enabler.
Dina doesn’t want to give up her gravy train and favorite trick.
If you think her teeth are bad just try imagining what her anus looks like.
I’d actually still hit her ass, but only if she promised NOT to smile at me.
I can even see the union of their hair extensions :S
In her mind she’s still the cute Lindsay we all knew and liked. Girl look at you. Those disgusting meth teeth. She’s reaching Amy Winehouse levels of gross. All she needs is a missing tooth. The worst part is that she thinks she’s still hot. Look at those chick fillers. She can’t move her face.
seriously, can’t prostitutes afford a dentist? you’re selling your body, at least make it presentable.
Courtney Love 2.0
Courney Love looks waaaaay better, even with all she’s been through, and actually younger. Yes, surgery, but she still looks way better while being years older than this dirtbag.
She thinks she’s fuckin’ Marylin… Marylin wouldn’t go out in public with horrid flaws like burnt hands and shit all over her neck.
Deluuuusional.
this is at least the 3rd or 4th picture in her “faces of meth” series.
CRACK GAP!!!