In case it hasn’t become crystal clear what a goddamn nightmare Lindsay Lohan was while filming what should’ve been a simple cameo for Scary Movie 5, we’ve already learned she tried to bail on the whole production by pretending to have walking pneumonia and clogged all the toilets, and now comes word that she couldn’t even perform the most basic duty that they hired her for: Kissing Charlie Sheen. And not for aesthetic purposes because that would make sense, but because he spends his days banging porn stars who are surprisingly very hygienic once you get to know them/hire them because they’re all secretly prostitutes. Every last one of them. TMZ reports:
Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, she was supposed to kiss Charlie three times during their “Scary Movie” bedroom scene, but she ultimately refused to do it because of Charlie’s wild partying past.
It’s unclear what Lindsay was so paranoid about — but we’re told BOTH parties had to sign releases that they didn’t have cold sores.
Apparently Lindsay’s bitching got so bad that they had to bring in body doubles just for a simple kissing scene which is even more ridiculous once you realize Lindsay Lohan is a hooker who spent almost all of 2008 having oral sex with a lesbian who looks like Aaron Carter with AIDS. Also, I’m pretty sure the same germs that live in Charlie Sheen’s mouth live in his penis. Call it a hunch.
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At least he brought his chewin’ tobacco spit cup.
“There’s gold in them there hills…heeeeyaaaah!!”
Sheen knows better than a kiss a prostitute on the mouth anyways.
lol. not exactly the thank you story charlie was expecting.
Least she still has a little class!
“All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth…”
“Helluva drug”
Me: “Umm, which one?”
Anyone with eyes: “All of em….I guess…”
Sometimes cocaine gets lodged into you fingernails. That’s not going to stop Charlie, no sir.
He does turn my stomach. But he’s still better than what Lindsay sees in the mirror.
“Body Double to do things Lindsay Lohan thinks are too disgusting” should be the fucking best paid job in the world.
Lindsay refusing to kiss someone? LOL! I be she’s had much worse things in her mouth than Charlie. Does she think people don’t know the kind of life she’s been living? Not everybody’s memory is as short as yours, Lindsay. She just loves to be difficult.
What the fuck? The guy has money and it’s a pretty easy fix. Why the fuck would you go around looking like that? Christ on a donkey that is fucking gross. Still too good for Lohan.
Even the rotting corpse of Christ on a rotting donkey wouldn’t be too good for Lohan.
Both are pretty much like two pigs rolling in the mud. Not to give pigs a bad name. At least Charlie would be the first to admit his faults, but Lohan is perfection in her eyes only!
“You refuse to kiss him? Seriously? Then blow him instead.”
“Well, OK then…”
I’ve never been terribly fond of Charlie Sheen, but Lindsay Lohan refusing to kiss him for a movie role just proves that she is a fucking cunt!
William shatner summed it up best at Sheen’s roast last year. “Charlie, I’m over 80, and you’re, what 43? Why does it look like we went to high school together?”
Thank you, Mr. Shatner. However, you’re the better-looking man.
lol….add meth to the list of things ole Charlie’s done.
Nice grill work btw, Flavor Flav is jealous.
The countdown to the fatal OD begins
I never realized Charlie Sheen is a sith lord.
As much money he gave her she should be on her knees sucking his dick.
Goddamn that man is getting fuglier by the minute. What is up with that? Can’t he spare some whoring & partying money and get some high end moisturizer or some shit?!?
Wow, a place that not even LiLo will dare to tread….