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Since the inexplicable announcement that she will host SNL — Let’s assume Lorne Michaels is hogtied in the back of a Tanqueray warehouse — Lindsay Lohan hasn’t done anything so far that would lead us to think what a colossal mistake that decision already is. So in the spirit of being a good sport, she’s announced that there are no limits for her upcoming appearance. According to TMZ:
According to our sources, Lindsay plans on using all the unpleasantness from the last few years as fodder for the show. We’re told Lindsay has already told “SNL” that she is game for anything and nothing is off limits.
When your daily life is as comically hilarious as drunkenly hitting a baby with your car, pretending that your daylight drug deal was really just the innocent purchase of sea jasper, and having sex with billionaire hoteliers in front of a window, where can you really go with a sketch? I can’t think of a worse premise, doomed to failure from the start, unless someone were to offer her a spread in a barely relevant porno mag after years of vagina flashes and nipple slips. Wait.
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That dress belongs on a six year-old … hideous.
the most apathetic woman to ever live.
SNL is smart to play this card because it’ll be such a large draw for an audience the night Lindsay makes an appearance. What’s telling about her great personality is that she has such a good sense of humor, playing and participating in the skits she’ll be the center of.
Looking forward to your big night, Lindsay, and thanks for sharing the news with us here @ The FISH!
Randal
Apathetic? Did you mean pathetic?
no, just a tumbleweed of a woman.
Wow. So she’s branched out into comedy whoredom now, too? Leave no stone unturned, I guess.
Tore up from the whore up!
Are those really pictures of Lindsay or did Photoboy buy you some Photoshopped images of Jessica Simpson to post…..
The only joke will be the one on me if she actually turns up, or even turns up sober.
I think the show would be better if she didn’t.
It’s nice to see the Albino from the Princess Bride getting work these days.
Dina, is that you?
Drug abuse aside, her problem is that she’s a cute girl trying to be glamourous and it just doesn’t work. Somebody really should derail this train wreck and start over.
she looks pregnant lol
Just pointing out that you’ve got this completely wrong. It says ‘Lindsay Lohan at the gallery opening of Terrywood’. I am pretty sure it should read ‘Mrs. Lindsay dropping her grand kids off at the Terrywood day camp’. Do I have to check everyone’s work around here?
She’s going on SNL, what movie is she promoting?
I still don’t know why they’d put this dirty delinquent no-talent jizz receptical on SNL.
So a shit faced, no class, name stealing, cum dumpster like you could comment about it,,,,why else?
You hurt me very badly. I may be a cum dumpster with shit on my face, but how dare you say I have no class.
You’re an adult, get a job.
what did you expect?
SHE IS SEEN BY MOST OF US AS A BIG JOKE!!
She must be sobering up. She’s plumped up. Looks like Dina retaining water.
Just the opposite. This is all alcohol and drug puffiness that has been trending more and more over the past couple of years.
and then she will sue after.
How is it possible that of all people, Lindsay Lohan does not have a sex tape floating around?
Who would want to replay that?
“Paz, de le Huerta on the left hand side. . .”
Fatty
I just can’t seem to get past her stupid fat lips, she kinda looks like a duck.
Who would have thought that a girl willing to blow guys for a gram of coke would be up for anything, huh?
Man, is Hilary Duff EVER going to give birth?
Her mom looks really old in this picture – trying to dress like a kid.
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Fat face!! ICK.
She’s just straightforwardly plain…. borderline munter.
From the hood on this car, sure I’ll snort it.
looks like she has cheek implants
Isn’t it enough the media shoves her in our faces 24/7 now SNL is doing the same, ugh, go away!!!!
Well now, doesn’t she just look like shit? Why would she bleach her beautiful red hair to this straw like looking mess?
I really hope you are getting paid well. Even then I’m sure your self-esteem has to suffer. Lindsay is a whore, that is her only skill, and like a whore she will do what ever the person paying her tells her to do.
“Yes, hi, I’d like a dress in a color that will make you squint to look at it, with patterns to make your eyes cross, cut awkwardly at the arms and neck, four inches too short, preferably a size too small. And I have lots of breasts, so be sure to ruffle that bad boy up so I can look extra-fat.”
She looks like her mom’s older sister lol. Poor thing!!!
This is quite possibly the best she’s ever looked.
One word.. yuck.
I see she’s already puttin a hurtin on those new teeth. Someone get this girl a toothbrush.
What the hell is wrong with her face?
Kate Hudson much, Lindsay?
C*U*T*E girl.