Lindsay Lohan Went Out Celebrating

September 20th, 2010 // 88 Comments

After word got out that Lindsay Lohan failed not just one, but two drug tests, she did what any responsible public figure would do in her situation: Tweeted a bunch of bullshit and then went out partying that very night (above). Although in her defense, she was supervised by the smartest man alive the entire time. “Whoa, wait! Paparazzi. — I better hold your breast.”

Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result. Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn’t go away over night. I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps forward every day. I am testing every single day and doing what I must do to prevent any mishaps in the future. This was certainly a setback for me but I am taking responsibility for my actions and I’m prepared to face the consequences. I am so thankful for the support of my fans, loved ones and immediate family, who understand that i am trying hard, but also that I am a work in progress, just as anyone else. I am keeping my faith, and I am hopeful….Thank you all!!!

In the meantime, friends are now coming forward to reveal just how seriously Lindsay took her court-ordered stay in rehab that ended after a comically short two weeks. Via People:

“She did not work the steps inside the program, and did not come out changed whatsoever. She’s exactly the same girl as before jail time and rehab.”
The friend added: “She did whatever she could to leave rehab early. It was her mission. I’m not sure how, but they let her out much sooner than anyone advised.”

At this point, she obviously doesn’t fear another stint in rehab, or that resort place (“Jail,” I want to say it’s called?), so there’s really no other choice but to attempt a radical form of treatment to exorcise Lindsay’s demons: Bet her an eight ball she can’t OD to death in under a minute. I know, I know, it’s crazy. But it just might work because she’s an addict so forget that “might” part. LET’S CURE THAT JUNKIE! *runs out the door*

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Parties After Failing Drug Test
    gobsmacked1969
    Commented on this photo:

    Congrats again Lindsey for being a f-ing loser. Here’s hoping your next fix is a lethal drug od. What a waste of flesh.

  2. maria

    WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS, I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER, SORRY FOLKS

  3. Sonia

    Okay, so does this bitch have to walk into the courtroom, pull out her dope, and straight do a line one the judges F*!#ing desk for anyone to find her guilty and actually MAKE her serve some time. It’s pretty embarrassing for another dope feind to get over on the judicial system the way she is!!! WAKE UP JUDGE!!!!!!!

  4. chickeadoodle

    Lindsay, you are a beautiful and talented young lady. Please get a grip on your life. If necessary, walk away from your family and your so-called friends. Find some nice secluded place where you can concentrate on finding your own way – find yourself. Get into therapy. Find God. Search inside yourself for the person you want to be. You are at a major turning point in your life – I pray that God gives you the strength and wisdom to chose the path which will lead to inner peace and tranquility. You are 24 years old. It is time you took charge of you.

  5. chickeadoodle

    You people at least need to watch your language on this place. Good grief, you sound like you came up from the gutter with your filthy language. YOU need to get a grip too. You want people to respect you and your opinions, then show some self-respect in the way you present those opinions to the world.

  6. JollyJumJuck

    Dear Lindsay,

    There are so many more talented young women out there than you, yet most of them have never got the breaks you did. Why you are still rich and famous, I have no idea. Your acting talent would be enough anywhere else to get some community theater work, and that’s about it. But you’ve been so incredibly lucky throughout your life, and you probably will continue to be lucky for years to come, because anything positive that happens in your life has nothing to do with merit and everything to do with a deity who plays favorites.

  7. Jan

    it is time for a stiffer jail term and yes cry about it being a disease PLEASE! give me a break if you had a disease you go to get help this is a cop out slam her she is no different than joe smoe down the street lock those bars behind her

  8. kaden

    JUST BEEN CALLED TO JURY DUTY,ANYTHING BUT MURDER,PEDOFILE,I AM GOING TO FIND THEM NOT GUILTY MY WAY OF SENDING OUR SYSTEM A MESSAGE ITS CALLED POOR FOLKS JUSTICE

  9. While I do not believe that drugs are right or even the answer to anything, I do not understand why people even care about Lindsey. What is the difference between her and any other drug addict. Why don’t they chase after the rest of the drug addicts in this world. Why not plaster their faces all over the internet and news. Is it just because she’s a Hollywood girl. All of this makes me sick to my stomach.

  10. sharron coyles

    After reading a number of comments I can see why no one would want to go back too this site, amazing what brings out the immaturity in people, unreal. Get a life people and really get a grip!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. pooter

    there is no way that second post was Randal… FAKE IMPOSTER !!!

    plus Lighten up on Linds, she needs to take baby steps. Although the bet would be fun because she’d probably take it

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    Roe
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m probably going to get a lot of shit for saying this but oh well…

    At this rate I think she’s going to be dead before she hits 40, when that day happens the handful of fans she actually has will be flooding the YouTube videos on her commenting about how she was a “under appreciated musician/actress who was way ahead of her time” or some nonsense.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Parties After Failing Drug Test
    Rick's Daddy
    Commented on this photo:

    SHOOT THE FIRECROTCH!

    • john smith

      Advocating the murder of someone is at least a Class C Felony.!!!!
      Don’t post those types of things if you live in amerika.

  14. Sasha

    I wish for her own and everyone else’s sake they’d transfer her to a jail in Pennsylvania-they don’t care if jails are overcrowded in PA. PA jails I hear are rough and harsh places compared to California. That would be the healthy dose of reality she might need to literally save her life and not just cop out with it being “A disease”-it is a disease, but it A. is a disease with more of an element of choice than others and B. is a disease that potentially hurts herself and others far more in the long run if not taken responsibility for. I and many others have been petty and violent crime victims in my city of Philadelphia, PA of people with this “Disease”. TRUE EMPOWERMENT COMES FROM TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN!

  15. Lindsay Lohan Parties After Failing Drug Test
    john smith
    Commented on this photo:

    Some comments you people post on here could land YOU in jail under Intimidation laws.
    Be very careful what you post and say in america.

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