Lindsay Lohan Went Out Celebrating

September 20th, 2010 // 88 Comments

After word got out that Lindsay Lohan failed not just one, but two drug tests, she did what any responsible public figure would do in her situation: Tweeted a bunch of bullshit and then went out partying that very night (above). Although in her defense, she was supervised by the smartest man alive the entire time. “Whoa, wait! Paparazzi. — I better hold your breast.”

Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result. Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn’t go away over night. I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps forward every day. I am testing every single day and doing what I must do to prevent any mishaps in the future. This was certainly a setback for me but I am taking responsibility for my actions and I’m prepared to face the consequences. I am so thankful for the support of my fans, loved ones and immediate family, who understand that i am trying hard, but also that I am a work in progress, just as anyone else. I am keeping my faith, and I am hopeful….Thank you all!!!

In the meantime, friends are now coming forward to reveal just how seriously Lindsay took her court-ordered stay in rehab that ended after a comically short two weeks. Via People:

“She did not work the steps inside the program, and did not come out changed whatsoever. She’s exactly the same girl as before jail time and rehab.”
The friend added: “She did whatever she could to leave rehab early. It was her mission. I’m not sure how, but they let her out much sooner than anyone advised.”

At this point, she obviously doesn’t fear another stint in rehab, or that resort place (“Jail,” I want to say it’s called?), so there’s really no other choice but to attempt a radical form of treatment to exorcise Lindsay’s demons: Bet her an eight ball she can’t OD to death in under a minute. I know, I know, it’s crazy. But it just might work because she’s an addict so forget that “might” part. LET’S CURE THAT JUNKIE! *runs out the door*

Photos: Splash News


  1. RtSS

    First, beeeeyotches! That’s my second time. I am a pro!!!

    • Cranky Pants

      Why is there always 5 posts of this cunt everyday??? I mean come on…give it a rest!!!! I honestly don’t find her interesting in the least and not attractive. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS THING!!!!

      • Drew

        I’m sure Fish will let you know when society stops dictating what is relevant and what is not.

        (my point? she’s posted because she’s some of the biggest news in Hollywood right now. If you don’t like it, then I’d advise stop reading celebrity gossip blogs because these sites won’t stop posting them just because you don’t like herp-tits)

      • Cranky Pants

        Thanks for the reality check Drew! Are you busy later?

  2. Yep

    As long as she stays in Cali. she will always get speacial treament!! Thats “Hollywood” justice!!!!

  3. Dank

    “did come not out changed”


  4. Plant a pound of cocaine on her, arrest and charge her then write a book about how you caught Lindsay Lohan. If the system so broken that the most famous drug addict in the world eludes the FBI, DEA, local authorities, sheriffs department, corrections department and judicial system then we should use alternative means of bringing this beast to justice. The world is watching this idiot make a mockery of our legal system. It’s time we faught back.

    • Hemingway


    • first off this is an attention whore.

      Now why would the FBI and other agencies want to watch her? All they gotta do now is wait for her to fail a drug test.

      Basically IMO is another PR stunt. someone asked me is this ruining her career. HELL NO!!!!

      I’m hearing about her on the regular news broadcasts she is getting work. she was in that movie with that director Rose McGowan sucked off swallowed jism and took it up the ass to get roles. and a few other films.

      So all this is paying off. plus various celeb blogs are posting.

      for me as long as she keeps posing in scantly clad stuff cool. and if i cum in her vagina even better.

      I’ll say it again, if she offered herself to you you would go for it, and if you said no then you are either a liar . Hell even Jessica Alba’s hubby fucked her. or i should say allegedly fucked her.

  5. jay

    what a pile of crap this whole situation is. She is not worth all of this concern. She takes no responsibility for her actions. That statement that was issued was OBVIOUSLY written by a PR firm hired to conjure up such a statement.

  6. Vito

    “Substance abuse is a disease…”

    No, dipshit, substance abuse is a symptom. “Addiction” is the disease.

    • emmett


    • McFeely Smackup

      except that addiction isn’t a “disease” by any reasonable definition of the term. Attempts to destigmatize addiction by misusing the term “disease” like it’s no blame of the addicts is pathetic.

      queue up all the douchebags now who will defend all the junkies and probably accuse me of never having seen a real boob anyway.

  7. Vito

    “I am taking responsibility for my actions and I’m prepared to face the consequences…”

    Which is Lohan-speak for “We’ve hired a girl to do my time for me and I’m paying her out of my own pocket.”

    I think what she really means is “This isn’t my fault. If those stupid people wouldn’t make me take those pee tests then I wouldn’t fail them.”

    Mamma Lohan: “She’s right, you know.”

  8. Righty Whitey

    I used to feel bad for her, but now I think she’s just a complete waste. Her parents are both complete fucksticks, her little sister seems to be following in her footsteps, she’ll end up doing real time somewhere though, she’s not really famous. Her parents should be jailed just for being themselves. I agree with a poster above, if I was a vice cop, I’d just plant a pound of smack on her and let her rot in jail for a decade or two. Same with Paris Hilton, the world would be a better place without those two herpes factories in it.

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    Hey look, 2 retards.

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    This bitch is making a mockery of the CA penal system! She is never going to change and will self destruct. her parents are milking her for everything they can, blame everyone else for all their problems, and, I guarantee it, will be fielding offers the day after her death. SAD SAD people…No wonder Al quida hates America….

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    i thought she was a lesbian.

  12. tony

    She is bent on self destruction and left alone, she will end up dead….along with that other beauty paris hilton…another air head who will do herself in….no amout of guidence or rehab or jail tme will help them….their money speaks louder than their offenses and in california…money talks shit walks…

  13. m

    perhaps finding a REAL rehab place for her is in order. obviously these crap resorts that pass as rehab facilities for the stars are just feeding her more cocaine. get her into one where someone will literally kick her ass into NOT snorting god knows what any more. maybe then it might stick.

  14. cathy

    I think she needs to go into a long term program at least one year. That is the only thing that might save this young womans life. Yes and keep her out of california with all the other glitzy people.

  15. glenn jacobson

    Lohan at least is not bad to look at, aside from the stupid looking swollen lips, (facial) but, ‘The Paris’ is something else. That vapid look is indicative of her intelligence which can explain her total stupidity and the nose completely puts her out of the category of beauty. I can become her driver (have my own limo) and save her from getting d.u.i’s. (I don’t drink alcohol or smoke anything) so she would be in good company. I, of course, would want decent financial compensation to put my reputation in such a risky position. Money talks, so let this be my generous gift to humanity, getting her off the road. Maybe a deal could be struck where I take on the resposibility of driving them both since they likely both would want to be taken to the same venues.

  16. jt

    why the fuck does she have a driver’s license? who gives a junkie the license to drive car?

  17. Righty Whitey

    she’ll have to kill someone to do real time. Unfortunately that’s seems to be the way the legal system works for celebrities.

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    The “Addiction Specialists” at the UCLA Medical Center must be real proud that they let a cocaine addict scam them for an early release.

  19. Jen

    how is she out with a smile on her face knowing that she is going back to jail? she is in complete denial.

  20. T-bone

    I did my time with rehab it does work, as long as you accept the fact you have a problem. I never had the money to get my ass out of trouble. thats her problem.I know if it was anyone else the court would stick it to you.I know if I was caught with coke i would be looking at 5 to 10 plus rehab. thats the real system!

  21. Fletch

    Well now here’s where we see if the judge is being paid off. Sher is out on probation on a strict drug retsriction. She has failed the court ordered tests so by law her probation should be revoked and mandated she serves her full remaining jail time so if she doesn’t go back to prison not jail prison then I’d say an internal revue of the judge and court system she went through would be in order. She should have been taken immediately into custody on the probation violation til her hearing.

  22. Kelley

    According to her mother, she’s “basically just trying to survive Hollywood,” BAAAHHHHHHH … LMAO !!

  23. William Schroedter

    I really don’t think another slap on the wrist will help this person, but this is what she’ll end up getting.

  24. Dwayne

    “…I’m testing everyday.” What is that supposed to mean….that she has to test to see if she’s been doing drugs?? This woman should be ignored or, better, go on Paris Hiltons ‘reality’ show and be HER ‘New BFF” The two of them would make a fine pair!!

  25. Steve McGuire

    She should go to jail for whatever her sentence is; she thinks this is a joke. She needs some discipline in her life before it’s too late. She and Paris make a mockery of the Justice system.

    • Katherine

      Money talks. She is getting more publicity by testing positive and partying at the result. Even she thinks it’s a joke. I think she needs to meet Sheriff Joe in Arizona. Then she would know just how funny this is. Her first day would be a Youtube Event.

  26. lucky

    So tired of her excuses…she needs a year in rehab and then, maybe she has a chance at staying off drugs and alcohol. She thinks she is special and entitled, she needs punishment and not special treatment. What a waste of talent.

  27. TheDuuuuuude

    TheDuuuuuude thinks this stupid cunt needs to go back to jail for her full sentence and she should do that time in general population, not “celebritary”. Let the hardcore criminals have their way with her and make little LiHo their bitch. If she survives that, make her finish her rehab.

    If that sort of shock to her system won’t straighten her ass out, then she’s probably so fucked up that she’s better off dead…

    If the legal system in Cali keeps letting her off easy, it’s only a matter of time until she either kills herself or an innocent bystander…

  28. Yawn

    The bigger question is who’s c-.o.c.k did she suck to get out of a real jail sentence.

    And who cares about these movie star brats. They are all spoiled and retarded.

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    What I want to know is why, after all her thumbing her nose at the law this obnoxious youg woman is still on the street and not locked up…and this time for AT LEAST 3 to 6 months!?
    Anyone who has the least familiarity with drug and/or alcohol addicition knows that is the absolute minimum amount of time it takes to just completely “dry out”. I’m afraid in her case however her attitude adjustment will take much more time, if it ever happens at all.
    All her enabablers are contributing to her ultimte decline and possib;y early
    demise. I just hope that when driving under the influence she doesn’t kill or maim someone else.

  30. cheezbox

    It’s only a matter of time before she dies. For the first time I actually feel bad for her. She clearly has a problem—and she knows that—and she doesn’t care. She knows she’s going to die. She knows she’s going to go back to jail, and get out again, and keep going through all this bullshit. And yet, all she can think about is her next party. She has accepted her fate and would rather finish her life in a way she finds enjoyable. More power to her, I guess, but unlike that Clueless girl, it will come to no surprise to anyone when this one goes belly up.

  31. Why is anyone even trying to help this bitch? Sending her to jail and rehab just postpones the inevitable, when she finally ODs and ends up like another forgotten loser celebrity. At least if that happens maybe her siblings will learn from her mistakes and not grow up to end up like her. Because her fate is going to be far worse than anything she could experience in jail or rehab. I mean, look at her smiling in these photos. Absolutely no concept of reality or fear…she’s already dead!

  32. Donna

    What happen to the “Three Strikes and Youre Out” law? I thought Cali was famous for this law? Hasn’t this been six or seven or eleven strikes against her? Send her to Texas.

  33. jay23

    This bitch does not have a disease. She IS a disease. She, and every other famewhore like her, is a walking waste of flesh and resources. There are people in this world who don’t even have food to eat, and here is this talentless, useless pantywaste pouting for the cameras about how bad she has it, then turns around snorting coke and partying like it’s all just a big fucking joke. No amount of treatment or rehab will ever help this train wreck because she won’t change–she believes she’s entitled to blowing extravagant amounts of money– that most people would never see in their entire lifetimes– on cars, on clothes, on booze, on coke. And our legal system is a joke. She’s out of jail because she has money. Money talks and bullshit walks. Plain and simple. Hopefully one day she’ll do the world a big favor and die choking in a pool of her booze and coke induced vomit. Seriously. It’s disgusting that there are people out there who live like this, squandering everything and appreciating absolutely nothing while there are plenty of decent people out there suffering and dying. And it’s even more disgusting that any of us even give a shit. It really pisses me off. I wish we could take that money away from all of those spoiled, ungrateful pieces of shit and give it to real people who could actually use it to survive–people who don’t want a limousine; people who just want a clean glass of water or a meal to eat. It’s so fucking sad. What a waste.

    • That Bastard Tony

      The 100% truth. Very well said.

    • Q

      Right on!

    • Cock Dr

      Nice post.
      I think it much more likely this sad junkie will end her life (& hopefully no one else’s) behind one the wheel of one of her cars. She seems to be quite impervious to the usual overdose event.
      Watch out for the white Maserati. Court isn’t until Friday that means she has most of the week to mow us all down.

  34. She needs a clinic like the one Alan King ran in Cat’s Eye. Fuck up and u lose a finger. And if she runs out of digits there’s that aversion therapy from Clockwork Orange. Cue the 9th..

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    hard to believe that so many “hardened” posters support prohibition of any type. you are the sort of people who would have said that alcohol prohibition was a progressive form of government rather than repression.

    maybe wake up and actually see what is going on around you or do you enjoy being the current cannon fodder ? good luck…

  36. Anonymous

    Wait…I thought UCLA declared her not a drug addict but was misdiagnosed for other ailments? They even let her go early from rehab.

    Now she’s playing the “I’m an addict. I have a disease.” card? WTF!?!

  37. How did we go straight from Lindsay denying she used drugs at all, no less being an addict, directly to her demanding people be patient with her healing process.

    • Hmm. I guess celebrities CAN have their cake and eat it too, in the wacky world of Hollywood Justice! Y’know what? Let my dad run her next rehab session., instead of one of these resorts. She’ll come out of that clean and sober, and finish every sentence with “sir” or “ma’am”.

  38. herbiefrog

    hard to believe that so many “hardened” posters support prohibition of any type. you are the sort of people who would have said that alcohol prohibition was a progressive form of government rather than repression.

    maybe wake up and actually see what is going on around you or do you enjoy being the current cannon fodder ? good luck…

    • sobrietyisacrutch

      “you are the sort of people who would have said that alcohol prohibition was a progressive form of government rather than repression”
      Congratulations on your “Dumb Fuck Comment of the Day” award.
      And I bet YOU are the sort of person who blames gun manufacturers for gang-related shootings. Shift the blame to “THE MAN” and whatever evil foe is out there “making” you do shitty things thereby relieving you of any accountability.
      Go back to drinking your milkshake and blaming Jerry Springer for your being an inbred half-wit. That IS his fault.

    • Hey, I’d be the first person to stand up and say the goverment needs to get out of the business of telling people what they can and can’t do with their own bodies.

      However, since we live in the REAL world, I have to say there’s a few steps first.
      1. No public money for addiction counseling/rehab
      2. No leniency given to people for drug related crimes
      3. I should get to shoot junkies in the face who beg for money.

      three simple things, get those done and I’ll say “Legalize EVERYTHING”

    • jay23

      I see exactly what is going on around me. I see dumb fuck twits like Lindsay Lohan parading her crazy little coke show in front of anyone who will look–and you know who’s looking? Not just the typical American moron. No, other people from other parts of the world are seeing this shit, and what they see makes them sick. While they scrape and scrounge and suffer to survive, they see dumb shits like LiLo pissing away fortunes that they could, if they only had a fraction of it, actually use in order to improve their way of living. And we wonder why they fucking hate us. I am not saying that we Americans deserve terrorist attacks, but I am certainly saying that I can understand why the hell the other side of the world would be a little miffed. I really hate that Americans are looked upon as though we are all coke huffing idiots wasting millions of dollars on useless bullshit, but from their side of the fence, that’s exactly what it looks like. I’m not hardened. And this has nothing to do with prohibition or repression. This is about cleaning up America’s trash. I think we’re all sick of looking at it.

  39. jamie

    I so love that pink skirt…

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    hey look she actually wore something cute for once.

  41. Blue Kentucky Girl

    What a joke. From what we have seen and read, this woman has no desire to change. An illness? Nah. Not in this case. This looks like a clear cut case of old-fashioned choice. She chooses to make a fool of judges, attorneys and rehab counselors. I’ll bet she laughs out loud at some of the people she’s fooled. Including her parents. I have no pity for someone sho returns time and time again to quench her thirst at a polluted stream.

  42. The Only Hetero in this Joint

    One question: Who gets the keys to her Porsche when this stupid cunt is sitting in county lockup? You know I hate using that word but with this one it is so very easy. She is utterly useless and just by virtue of her existence she is taking away valuable sapce from a really good NSFW post.

    Dear Fish: It has been waaaaay to long since a really good NSFW post. At this point I would even settle for a blurry pic of Britnay or Paris bald snatch. Cme on my brotha’ hook a guy up.

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    I’m glad she is a redhead again.

  44. Marcus

    reach out and grab that boob!!

  45. barb

    i think she paid off her rehab……we all know 30 days was not enough time…throw her ass in jail and save a life

  46. TED


  47. Bunny

    haha, UCLA Rehab said she wasn’t a drug addict… HAHAHHAHAHA… you could get a more accurate diagnosis from a rock. dear god, why is it that no heads will roll at ucla rehab? what a tarnished rep they now have due to botching lindsay lohan’s diagnosis and releasing her early. i mean, is there absolutely no accountability in california anymore? when someone in my employ screws up in a similar way, they get free cardboard boxes to empty their desk and an escort out of the building by security.

  48. Bunny

    extremely well said, righty whitey.

  49. GravyLeg

    She needs to go to prison…

    And not the white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. She needs to go to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.

  50. hotdog

    probably sucked some little black peter

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