Lindsay Lohan’s Mad Because People Have An Entirely Accurate Opinion of Her Career

December 18th, 2012 // 12 Comments
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So yesterday, a report went around claiming Lindsay Lohan is available for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs because the IRS took all her money and, outside of stunt casting for TV movies, is pretty much completely unhireable. A report she’s now denying along with being pissed that people would dare think her career has sunk this low even though it has and we’re mostly just waiting for a wealthy john to kill her at this point. “I’ll wrap her in this albino tiger rug from my last safari,” he’ll think as a sexual thrill that’s long since escaped him finally returns, but of course, just before the investors meeting. Damnable luck!

Photo: Pacific Coast News


  1. Lindsay Lohan Lingerie Scary Movie 5 Set
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    Yeah, I didn’t believe that announcement that she’d do weddings and crap. LL still has a solid career in banging rich dudes for money.

    Charlie Sheen didn’t give $100K to LL for her taxes. That was for her ass.

  2. You know how they say all publicity is good publicity? When people all over the country instantly believe you’ll do Bat Mitzvahs for money, that might be an exception.

  3. Nonny Moose

    What “career” would that be, exactly? Look at her IMDB page sometime. She’s been in a tiny handful of crap movies (The Parent Trap, Herbie, Mean GIrls…) and a little TV. There are nameless extras with more big screen time than this twunt.

    • Happy_Evil_Dude

      Her early movies were actually good. She had a crapload of potential. That’s what makes her case so sad.

  4. She’s just butthurt because they stopped making phone booths.

  5. Feel sorry for her…She needs help.

  6. cc

    I though you were going to say she’s made because her hair has started to fall out from malnutrition. I mean, we all know that’s what’s next, right?

  7. Lindsay Lohan Lingerie Scary Movie 5 Set
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    She is pissed because she found out Emma Stone was offered the same role for more money.

  8. She’s pathetic.

  9. I wish you’d stop posting about her. She’s about as exciting as a pile of dog feces.

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