Lindsay Lohan’s Mad Because People Have An Entirely Accurate Opinion of Her Career

So yesterday, a report went around claiming Lindsay Lohan is available for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs because the IRS took all her money and, outside of stunt casting for TV movies, is pretty much completely unhireable. A report she’s now denying along with being pissed that people would dare think her career has sunk this low even though it has and we’re mostly just waiting for a wealthy john to kill her at this point. “I’ll wrap her in this albino tiger rug from my last safari,” he’ll think as a sexual thrill that’s long since escaped him finally returns, but of course, just before the investors meeting. Damnable luck!

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