Lindsay Lohan Was Late For ‘Glee.’ Of Course.

April 26th, 2012 // 41 Comments
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Since her mandatory probation hearings have ended, Lindsay Lohan has been a completely changed young woman, laser-focused on her career. She’s been avoiding nightclubs, staying out of trouble and taking her work as an actress very seriously by not staying out partying and showing up for work late the next morning and/or skipping rehearsals like she did with SNL. Nope, this is a brand new Lindsay as TMZ‘s about to demonstrate:

Lindsay Lohan was late this morning for her guest appearance on “Glee” … following a night out on the town. Coincidence?
Dot Marie Jones — who plays Coach Beiste on the show — tweeted, “Gonna be a long day!! Some ppl show up late and just throw a wrench in things. Not cool! I’d rather be an hour early (I was) than 5 minutes late!”
Dot didn’t say who was late, but we’ve confirmed the person MIA was LiLo.

BOOM. Suck it, Lindsay haters. She’s finally changed her ways and you just can’t handle it. Your empty, jealous, little lives couldn’t possibly comprehend that she’s not only pretty and talented but endowed with such incredible willpower that she’s completely rehabilitated herself. She’s like a beautiful moth transformed into an even more beautifuler butterfly that occasionally lands atop Gerard Butler‘s coke-engorged penis. She’s a miracle.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. cc

    What’s worse than being mocked? Making a mockery of yourself…for the 100th time.

  2. Jack Ketch

    Randal ? Is that you ? lol

  3. Mr. Ronny Davis Jr.

    There is no obituary I want to read more than Lohan’s.

    • Buddy the Elf

      well said, and 100% agree.

    • Not even Octomom’s? I could stand to hear she’d smothered to death under a pile of free hair-care products and unpaid bills just about two years ago.

      • kimmykimkim

        Yes, Octomom needs to go first. Then Lindsay. The poor people of California have been through enough and it shows no signs of stopping. That’s why I’m glad I live in Texas – wait! Send them down here. We’ll find something to execute them for. Texas loves killing retards. Fuckin’ loves it.

  4. Cock Dr

    I’m gonna go out on a limb here and pronounce her a worthless, selfish no good lazy cunt.

  5. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Glee
    Commented on this photo:

    “So he SAYS he was sent from the future to prevent John Conner from sleeping with me, or something like that. Whatever. So I reprogrammed him. With blowjobs and cocaine.”

  6. Buddy the Elf

    She was late because it took longer than planned to have the fish hook removed from her upper lip.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Glee Lea Michele
    Jonas Grumby
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone just spotted Lindsay . . .

  8. El Jefe

    Glee is a shit show, I would not be in a hurry to get there either.

  9. EricLr

    Somewhere there’s an old Volkswagon Beetle with an interior that smells like cigarettes and vomit.

  10. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Glee
    Commented on this photo:

    she should really quit smoking. its aging her bad.

    • Angie

      Agreed. It wouldn’t be so bad if she were a light smoker. Every time I see a picture of this useless twat she either has a cig or a pack of cigarettes in her hand. She must do at least 2 packs a day. She’s going to completely look like shit by the time she’s thirty.

    • crystal

      Yep, it’s definitely the cigarettes that are aging her. It couldn’t be the mountains of blow, oceans of vodka, and forests of strange cock that she wanders through on a daily basis.

  11. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Glee Lea Michele
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Lindsay is gonna regret it this time!

  12. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Glee Naya Rivera
    Commented on this photo:

    “What that bitch is STILL not here?”

  13. Buddy the Elf

    So she is on the set of the ONE show that decided to put up with her bullshit and give her a chance.

    She shows up late, smoking a cigarette and carrying her fucking phone around. One would think she could leave the phone in a purse somewhere and let all the offers pouring in just go to voicemail until her worthless 15 second cameo to restore her academy award winning greatness has been filmed.

  14. Archie_Leach

    All you haters are just jealous.

    You wish you could look as good as her when you get into your 50s!

  15. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Glee Naya Rivera
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m still surprised you all keep ignoring the only hot girl on Glee, who happens to be playing a lesbian cheerleader with a boobjob, and whose past times include sex tapes and scissoring. Shame.

  16. Inmate 12236969

    I wonder if this cunt has a cigarette dangling from her mouth when she gets fucked in the ass.

  17. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Glee Lea Michele
    Commented on this photo:

    Cry all you want, but if you didn’t want Lindsay calling you a cum-catching bitch of a cuntrag, you shouldn’t have said good morning to her.

  18. anonym

    i hate entitled, irresponsible bitches.

    she deserves to be pimp slapped and grudge fucked, then thrown in a dumpster, for being habitually late

    • Champ

      I would have to say, it appears all of the above have happened MULTIPLE times already by the looks of her…

  19. A top rated show (don’t get the appeal) invites you on after you’ve done fuck all worth mentioning in eight years and you can’t get there on time? Bitch should have slept on the set to make sure she got there on time.

  20. kimmykimkim

    I wonder if we’ll ever read the headline “Lindsay was on time for once.” Wait, didn’t she actually show up to a court appearance on time? Once? Nevermind, she was probably still up from the night before.

  21. And not a single fuck was given that day.

  22. I hope Schrader gets the film rights and she gets the “Auto Focus” treatment. They should require all celebrities to see that movie before they get carried away with fame

  23. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Glee
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face is a wreck, but her hair addition looks beautiful!

  24. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Glee Dianna Agron
    Commented on this photo:

    Love this girl!

  25. It appears that Lindsay Lohan never has and never will “get it.” She is so full of self-aggrandizement and apparently feels that rules are made for everyone else. She has been given another chance to redeem herself and is going to blow it. And as long as she’s blowing things, I’m so, so lonely…

  26. fuck glee

    who here wants to lick my ass hole. i just took a shit and i haven’t wiped it yet

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