Lindsay Lohan Was At The VMAs

By: The Superficial / September 13, 2010

In safe, nobody got hurt, skit-form!

In an answer to Michael Lohan’s prayers, a freakish looking Lindsay Lohan – “It’s the Adderall!” she might scream hysterically. – appeared in a skit where she poked fun at herself by chiding host Chelsea Handler for her drinking. This was of course hilarious because there’s absolutely nothing funnier than seeing a crazed drug addict get a slap on the wrist from the court system then get to be on TV. Although, you know what this sketch could’ve used? More babies getting hit by cars. That’s God’s favorite punchline!

(Side Note: I’m in California this week and actually walked across Hollywood Blvd. twice last night. I want a medal.)