Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Abandon Ship

Against all odds and conventional wisdom, Lindsay Lohan’s sagging booze-baby body has somehow been a click bonanza lately. So here’s one of her breasts trying to make a run for it that we’re all going to stare at for way too long because our time and lives mean nothing. We spit in the face of existence.

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“Righty, no! No, what are you doing?! You’ll never make it!”
“We either die running or die snorting. FREEEDOM!”

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