Rumors have been circulating that Lindsay Lohan was approached to do Dancing With the Stars which seemed like a done deal considering she’s already made herself a walking billboard for Pepsi. Except Dina Lohan is still looking for excuses to flap her gums in the press and claims that not only is Lindsay passing on the show to focus on her recovery, but she knows who will make the perfect replacement. You’ll never guess. RadarOnline reports:
“We are huge fans of the show and think it’s incredible,” Dina said.
“We’ll watch it, but it is not going to happen. Lindsay actually told the woman at Dancing With The Stars who made the offer that ‘you need to take my mom!’“
Considering DWTS has a history of accepting less-famous family members as contestants, I can see how Dina thinks this plan might actually work even though she’s clearly overestimating the outside world’s desire to Lindsay’s wishes fulfilled. For example, if someone told me Lindsay wants world peace, my immediate reaction would be to make a ham sandwich out of the Quran in front of the entire Middle East. I literally wouldn’t be able to stop myself.
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“For example, if someone told me Lindsay wants world peace, my immediate reaction would be to make a ham sandwich out of the Quran in front of the entire Middle East. I literally wouldn’t be able to stop myself.”
LMAO
Nice try Dina.
The only ting you are famous for is wrecking a childhood and turning your kid into a drugged out worthless fucktard.
yes,you can not blame Lindsay too hard if you think of her mother.
wtf is she wearing now? this shit is so annoying…she dresses like a mongoloid.
Dear Dina,
Shut The F#%@ Up!!!!
Thanks,
JimBob
Thank you!
Couldn’t have said it better myself..lol.
i apologize, no offense to mongoloids intended. that was uncalled for.
A mongoloid that I’d tit fahk
Obviously it’s time for a spinoff…Dancing With A Train Wreck.
I was going to suggest “Dancing off the Edge of a Tall Building”.
If LiLo is a walking billboard for Pepsi, then Pepsi should ask her why she’s holding an A&W Rootbeer (Dr Pepper/Seven Up, Inc.).
Lindsay is an equal opportunity girl.
Dancing with the STD’s
Doesnt Dina have other kids to ruin? Why is she focusing so much on the one marked for death already?
annnnnnnnd A&W is not a pepsi product
These girls should be looking for opportunities more suited to their talents. Like feminine hygiene products and laser wart surgery.
Dina whould you pleas SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP RUIN HER CAREER PARTY MOM!
Would’nt that actually be considered work? I think Dina is allergic to work!
Dina Lohan needs to be run through a wood chipper….
Wow, what breaking news. Can this fucking bitch just overdose already and drag her shitty mother and alcoholic father down to hell with her? Two questions, 1) How the fuck did the Lohans ever make it into the damn spotlight with Lindsay’s terrible acting and ear-shattering singing, and 2) Why does Dina Lohan think that anyone gives 2 shits about what she has to say?
I just saw that I was going to have to scroll through ANOTHER story about lindsey lohan and almost killed myself to avoid it. I am SO SICK of reading about these spoiled, horrible, nothings of people.
That heart looks like some kind of crayons shaving iron-on design I made in elementary school. She’s an artist!
well, WHEELCHAIRS ENOUGH IN THE STATES.
dont watch that crap dgaf just lovin on them thighs… mmm hm….
Love to have those thighs wrapped around my face.
oh! pussy in boots.