Lindsay Lohan Wants Dina to Do ‘Dancing.’ Says Dina.

December 14th, 2010 // 27 Comments

Rumors have been circulating that Lindsay Lohan was approached to do Dancing With the Stars which seemed like a done deal considering she’s already made herself a walking billboard for Pepsi. Except Dina Lohan is still looking for excuses to flap her gums in the press and claims that not only is Lindsay passing on the show to focus on her recovery, but she knows who will make the perfect replacement. You’ll never guess. RadarOnline reports:

“We are huge fans of the show and think it’s incredible,” Dina said.
“We’ll watch it, but it is not going to happen. Lindsay actually told the woman at Dancing With The Stars who made the offer that ‘you need to take my mom!’

Considering DWTS has a history of accepting less-famous family members as contestants, I can see how Dina thinks this plan might actually work even though she’s clearly overestimating the outside world’s desire to Lindsay’s wishes fulfilled. For example, if someone told me Lindsay wants world peace, my immediate reaction would be to make a ham sandwich out of the Quran in front of the entire Middle East. I literally wouldn’t be able to stop myself.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Nancy

    “For example, if someone told me Lindsay wants world peace, my immediate reaction would be to make a ham sandwich out of the Quran in front of the entire Middle East. I literally wouldn’t be able to stop myself.”

    LMAO

  2. Turd Ferguson

    Nice try Dina.
    The only ting you are famous for is wrecking a childhood and turning your kid into a drugged out worthless fucktard.

  3. Lindsay Lohan
    Heyzeus Hosay
    Commented on this photo:

    wtf is she wearing now? this shit is so annoying…she dresses like a mongoloid.

  4. jimbob

    Dear Dina,
    Shut The F#%@ Up!!!!
    Thanks,
    JimBob

  5. Lindsay Lohan
    Heyzeus Hosay
    Commented on this photo:

    i apologize, no offense to mongoloids intended. that was uncalled for.

  6. McFeely Smackup

    Obviously it’s time for a spinoff…Dancing With A Train Wreck.

  7. Guest1-7

    If LiLo is a walking billboard for Pepsi, then Pepsi should ask her why she’s holding an A&W Rootbeer (Dr Pepper/Seven Up, Inc.).

  8. Dancing with the STD’s

  9. Mortimer Duke

    Doesnt Dina have other kids to ruin? Why is she focusing so much on the one marked for death already?

  10. brit

    annnnnnnnd A&W is not a pepsi product

  11. jojo

    These girls should be looking for opportunities more suited to their talents. Like feminine hygiene products and laser wart surgery.

  12. Matthew

    Dina whould you pleas SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP RUIN HER CAREER PARTY MOM!

  13. weirdo

    Would’nt that actually be considered work? I think Dina is allergic to work!

  14. GravyLeg

    Dina Lohan needs to be run through a wood chipper….

  15. Jesus Beard

    Wow, what breaking news. Can this fucking bitch just overdose already and drag her shitty mother and alcoholic father down to hell with her? Two questions, 1) How the fuck did the Lohans ever make it into the damn spotlight with Lindsay’s terrible acting and ear-shattering singing, and 2) Why does Dina Lohan think that anyone gives 2 shits about what she has to say?

  16. suzie

    I just saw that I was going to have to scroll through ANOTHER story about lindsey lohan and almost killed myself to avoid it. I am SO SICK of reading about these spoiled, horrible, nothings of people.

  17. Drunk Donnie

    That heart looks like some kind of crayons shaving iron-on design I made in elementary school. She’s an artist!

  18. wim

    well, WHEELCHAIRS ENOUGH IN THE STATES.

  19. dont watch that crap dgaf just lovin on them thighs… mmm hm….

  20. Lindsay Lohan
    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    oh! pussy in boots.

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