Lindsay Lohan Wants an Apology

By: The Superficial / August 23, 2010

After doctors at UCLA apparently decided to tell TMZ that Lindsay Lohan isn’t a drug addict and just had a bad case of misdiagnosed ADHD, she now feels she’s owed an apology and will probably try to sue the court for saying she’s a drug addict. How could they think such a thing? FOX 411 reports:

“Lindsay is fuming – she is really upset that the courts put her through all this,” a source close to the 24-year-old told Pop Tarts, referring to Lohan’s incarceration for violating terms of her probation for a 2007 DUI, and subsequent court-ordered rehab.
The insider said Lohan’s camp was “exploring its options.” But just in case you’re thinking about it, Linds, legal action against the courts is probably out of the question.
“No judge or prosecutor could be sued under these circumstances, they have absolute immunity,” explained Santa Monica-based Criminal Defense Attorney, Steve Cron. “Judge Revel formulated her opinion of Lindsay based on the information she had at the time from another program. The judge could still be dissatisfied with the report from UCLA and seek independent opinions or insist Lindsay be enrolled in other programs.”

I love how Lindsay’s entire argument rests on the fact that Adderall made her look like an impulsive drug addict, but nobody should’ve thought she was a drug addict even though she was being made to walk around acting, talking and snorting coke exactly like one. If that last sentence just hurt your brain, don’t worry, I’ve spent the past five minutes slamming my head into a filing cabinet mumbling “Coke on the feet. Coke on the feet. Coke on the feet,” and yet, fun fact, no one’s accused me of being on drugs. I rest my case.

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