Lindsay Lohan Wanted $10 Grand For This
While her new publicity team attempted to make it look like she cares about the plight of the homeless and is super-serious about checking into rehab.. eventually, Lindsay Lohan spent the weekend attempting to hock pics of her latest SCRAM device because she hasn’t learned shit about shit. Us Magazine reports:
Lindsay Lohan was calling around the pap agencies all weekend trying to get $10,000 up front to pose up in the SCRAM bracelet,” a reliable insider tells UsMagazine.com. “All of the major players passed, and she ended up doing the setup with a small agency.”
Adds the source, “She was pimping it out all weekend, looking for 10 grand, but who wants to deal with that headache?”
You’d think Lindsay Lohan would understand how the paparazzi works by now, but then again she’s an alcoholic drug addict who runs over children. So let me help her out: Why buy the cow when you get free milk with cocaine in it outside Marmont?
(I think I did that right.)
Photo: Pacific Coast News
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