Lindsay Lohan Wanted $10 Grand For This

September 28th, 2010 // 18 Comments
Lindsay Lohan SCRAM

While her new publicity team attempted to make it look like she cares about the plight of the homeless and is super-serious about checking into rehab.. eventually, Lindsay Lohan spent the weekend attempting to hock pics of her latest SCRAM device because she hasn’t learned shit about shit. Us Magazine reports:

Lindsay Lohan was calling around the pap agencies all weekend trying to get $10,000 up front to pose up in the SCRAM bracelet,” a reliable insider tells “All of the major players passed, and she ended up doing the setup with a small agency.”
Adds the source, “She was pimping it out all weekend, looking for 10 grand, but who wants to deal with that headache?”

You’d think Lindsay Lohan would understand how the paparazzi works by now, but then again she’s an alcoholic drug addict who runs over children. So let me help her out: Why buy the cow when you get free milk with cocaine in it outside Marmont?

(I think I did that right.)

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Rami

    first fuckers

  2. MikeD

    What a whore

  3. waldo

    Just another example of this cunt’s cuntiness. Stupid cunt.

    • jay

      thats right! what a fucking cunty cunt whore cunt. I cunt understand how this cunt is around and about. She needs to get cunted by a cunting bus up her dirty, smelly rotten cunt. Theres are no other words to describe this cunt but to call her a fucking cunt. Damn, what i would give to cut up this cunty cunt’s dirty cunt with a dull cunt blade. That is all…..fucking cunt

      • Viv

        Well apprently no one on earth will do her so the whore part is a bit questionable. Poor girl, she’s got a burning loin and no one to put out the fire, what else can she do but turn to drugs?

  4. Call me when her rate is down around $19.99. I’ll need some help seeding the lawn & planting bulbs next month, and having LiLo in my front yard digging around in the sod is somehow very appealing.

  5. Surprised she didnt ask for ten grand for her appearance at the shelter. And yeah she already has paps on her like stink bugs. Sounds 5150-brit calling them ahead of time..

  6. m

    well how else is she going to be able to keep paying $300,000 bail payments every time she fails a drug test and flushes her passport? it’s not like she works or anything any more…

    • Viv

      That’s right, I mean there are posts of her all over the internet and I don’t think they’re doing it for free, if paps get paid for her pics why not her? The girl is a current affair, like it or not she’s profitable, in all those ways people mention here.

  7. Getting closer, closer every day. Won’t be long until she’s calling every agency in town asking for $100 for a blowjob.

    • The Real TAB

      But she is a coke whore, chicks on drugs like that get desperate…real desperate and will do it for less!

  8. Al

    You want to use “hawk”, not “hock”. Hock has a meaning that is similar to pawn, which I don’t think is what you mean.
    TMZ made the same mistake, but you don’t need to perpetuate their illiteracy.

  9. Ahhhh Lindsay how far you have fallen. One of these days you will wake up in the gutter and realize what you had and regret not appreciating it. Does it surprise anyone she is pawning off the rights to take pictures of her? She’s a photo opportunist who has to rely on this sort of publicity to get noticed at all. Her diva behavior on movie sets, her poor choice of movie roles in recent attempts to resurrect what little career she has left, and her behavior in her personal life have destroyed what was a promising career.

  10. Al

    In case anybody thought she made a ton of money from the eTrade settlement, this pretty much puts that theory to rest.

    • If she thinks making light of the scram four weeks before going in front of the judge for failing a drug test is funny she must be swimming in money. Espec since one of her scrams already went off. And good chance another will before oct 22?

  11. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

  12. Yoda Mann

    Huh. And I expected a cloven hoof.

  13. captain america

    you still believe she cares, NAIVE AMERICA?

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