Lindsay Lohan Had Booze In Her Car And Somehow Found More Acting Work. In Theory.

I didn’t know they make yellow scotch…

I’m trying my best not to turn this place into The Lindsay Lohan-Ficial because I’m pretty sure we’re near the saturation point of hearing about her accident that will result in absolutely zero consequences for her. That said, it’s always hilarious to read how horrible of a drunk she still is. TMZ reports:

Both law enforcement sources and the tow truck driver tell us … cops confiscated a plastic water bottle from the trunk of the Porsche, and our law enforcement sources tell us the bottle contained alcohol. Another law enforcement source tells us the bottle was actually in the debris field and scooped up along with other parts and placed in the trunk before it was towed away.
It’s not a violation to carry an open container in a trunk, so Lindsay is in the clear. And according to cops she had no alcohol in her system.

Talk about incredible news for the producers of Liz & Dick who are already in enough insurance trouble with her getting behind the wheel of a Porsche (With booze in it now!) despite the fact she’s not supposed to be driving during production. Then again, it’s not like she’s always walking around set with a container she brought from home in her hands the exact day this story broke. That’d be ridiculous, although not as ridiculous as the fact that in the midst of all this Bret Easton Ellis thought it’d be a great idea to announce that Lindsay is starring in his latest screenplay The Canyons along with porn star James Deen. Via Indiewire:

Deen will play protagonist Christian, a “trust fund kid, power player and major manipulator, who is a film producer that enjoys filming his own three-way sex sessions,” while Lohan will play his girlfriend/former model, Tara, who “has sold her pride for the material comforts Christian can provide.”

Keep in mind, the “film” will be shot over three weeks on a handheld digital camera to save money because it was funded via Kickstarter and will only debut on Netflix streaming, so really that’s only two steps removed from doing actual porn. Seriously, take out Netflix and Kickstarter and you’re left with two people saying lines no one cares about, now let’s see some banging. It’s the comeback of the century!

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