So remember when I posted pics of Lindsay Lohan in hotel owner Vikram Chatwal‘s apartment where he was kissing her in between what looks like snorts of coke? Turns out that guy’s married. With kids. Page Six reports:
A source told us, “Lindsay had been staying at Vikram’s house and even installed her hairdresser in the baby’s room, but was told to leave before his wife arrived from India with the child a few days ago. His father, Sant Singh, has tried to order Lindsay out numerous times.
“Lindsay found out Vikram was hosting a dinner at the Dream, and turned up with a friend at the hotel’s Electric Room, waiting for him,” the source said. “That’s when the trouble started. Priya was very dignified, but Lindsay was so rude. She acted as if she’d had no idea Vikram was married, and tried to make it clear that Vikram was her friend. Others had to step in to calm things down.”
So setting aside the fact Lindsay tainted a room where a small child is supposed to feel safe at night – Can someone get Dina out of the crib while I’m thinking about it? – usually when someone’s just a “good friend,” you greet their wife graciously and go, “How nice to meet you.” In fact, you probably want to do that even if you really are blowing him on the side because otherwise you end up in Page Six looking like a gold-digger who publicly witnessed another gravy train slip through her freckle-letage. On that note, I like how we’ve now seen Lindsay botch her career in three separate fields: Movies, fashion and high society hookering. I honestly don’t know what she has left at this point. And before a bunch of you inevitably say porn, those peoples are professionals who diligently show up on time to get penises put in them. How dare you?
(h/t Michael K)