Lindsay Lohan Tried to Escape Rehab

Lindsay Lohan allegedly tried to escape from the Betty Ford Clinic earlier this week, but only in an attempt to buy sodey pop from a hospital next door because apparently rehab workers will believe anything you tell them. “I just wanted a Fanta. Honest!” RadarOnline reports:

Lohan’s rouse was almost pulled off if it wasn’t for her accomplice, another patient, whose clothing got caught on the fence.
“Lindsay and her co-conspirator were forced to give it up and flag down a volunteer, who was crossing the center’s grounds on a golf cart,” a source, with knowlegde of the situation, told
“The pair was safely returned, decaffeinated, to their hall, were they were the center of a process meeting over what they had done.”

Wait a minute. Her accomplice’s clothes got stuck on the fence? Why do I get the feeling RadarOnline is just using old Little Rascals episodes to make up stories about Lindsay? And, honestly, I don’t blame them. There’s a 50/50 chance they’ll probably be right. Like that one where Spanky lost the go-kart race because he thought Buckwheat was a drug dealer and pulled over to buy a J. God, those kids were racist.

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