All of Lindsay Lohan’s Nude Scenes From ‘The Canyons’ Were Leaked Online

August 3rd, 2013 // 66 Comments
Lindsay Lohan Topless Nude The Canyons

The word on the Internet is that the producers of The Canyons quietly leaked all of Lindsay Lohan‘s nude scenes online to drive up VOD rentals. Which makes perfect sense because I can’t go five minutes without someone telling me they wish there was some way to waste time and money on barely 60 seconds of Lindsay Lohan’s naked breasts. It’s like, no shit, Sherlock, I’m a human being, too. I think I know what defines us a species, and it’s that stupid stuff you just said about paying for tits. Whatever that was.

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  1. They must have used dry ice to get those pathetic nipples to get hard.

  2. heroinstripper

    I’m real sorry. But I still think she is supper hot. And the fact that she has drug addictions means one thing: all of us have a chance at her!

    • Emma Watson's vagina

      well in certain scenes like this photos in this blog entry she is super hot. I will agree with you. but most of the time she is cute at best. and at other times you really wouldn’t want to do anything sexual or non-sexual with her unless you were in a relationship with her.

      As far as a drug addiction, I do not know if it is real or for publicity or somewhere in the middle. but it is getting her attention and money (Oprah giving her 2 mill. to come clean.) and getting royalites for her photos. if she was just doing legit acting I doubt she would get half as much.

      Now as far as having a chance with her. highly unlikely as the acting circles are very exclusive and cliqued. so pretty much you have the same chance of getting her as you would a fat ugly production assistant, assistant make-up artist,assist key grip,etc. and that would be none.

      • Emma Watson's Vagina

        when I said come clean I meant get clean as in getting cleaned up from drugs.

      • This comment is hilarious if you read it in the voice of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. Try it.

      • “Rollo, sweet Lindsey?”

      • heroinstripper

        Yeah. No. Nothing like a REAL answer to a “tongue & cheek” post. Nevertheless, there is more to my username than being a good band. Lilo is not addicted to heroin, but she has addictions and as soon as her “circle” or “clique” stops funding her problems, she’ll go to the next level below: and that is us! You. Me. Comicbook guy! That’s the problem with drugs: you sacrifice a lot to get/use them. Actually, you have a better chance of hooking up with her if you too have a drug addiction: they tend to congregate.

        p.s. there are plenty of fat ugly key grips with hot girlfriends!

      • Chase

        Have you ever performed ‘Surfin’ on Heroine’ by The Forgotten Rebels? If not, why not?

      • Emma Watson's Vagina

        ***voice of comicbook guy***
        Lindsay Lohan has to drop beyond a few levels. as of right now if she drops one level she would be on the same level as Adrianne Curry and maybe Olivia Wilde. and I do not think they socialize out of the cliques. one more level and you got cult groups like Charisma Carpenter, Michelle Trachenberg and Fairuza Balk . then you go even further and you would get maybe a few actresses who did a crappy sci-fi show/movie like Bridget Reagan. then you drop down the line further to some cosplay girl who does volunteer work at a comic con. if she goes past that volunteer cosplaygirl then you would have a chance. and I mean maybe. now as far as these other people taking drugs , I do not know much on them to say if they do or don’t.

    • EricLR

      I figure I’ve got a shot, just as soon as she OD’s and I buy a shovel.

  3. The Kelly Brook topless pics were already phenomenal on their own… having them show up immediately after clicking through this train wreck is just… wow… WOW!

  4. Jenn

    Don’t nobody wanna see them broke ass tittahs!
    ~this is a lie, but, I still love that line from Zack&Miri.

  5. Ding Dong, I am the Japanese Sandman, take eight

    The makeup artist should be a shoo-in for an Oscar. They upgraded her to something not unlike a flabby Brooke Shields. Present-day Brooke Shields but still…

  6. keijo

    yeah, nice titties still. would bang for free.

  7. tom

    The breasts are her only talent.

  8. Kate

    She has huge boobs, but why do her nipples look like bug bites?

  9. The makeup artist needs to grab a crayon and draw her some nipples.

  10. If you go visit your stepfather that is always drunk, there are some clips of the movie. Some that are quite, umm, err, interesting.

  11. vandal

    I’d fuck it.

    • vandal

      She does have men’s nipples though.

      • heroinstripper

        well, as a man I guess you could argue that I have a women’s nipples. nonetheless, sucking Lilo’s would be just as sweet, and maybe even better if you could coax a little coke out of them!

  12. Here’s how played out Lohann’s naked bits are: I’m a nobody and even I’ve dated two different women that have seen her buck ass naked in real life.

  13. Her breast are still amazing after years of abuse. Either those things are supernatural or that make up artist’s abilities are.

    • heroinstripper

      Or(!), she’s not shooting heroin directly into her knockers!

      seriously, staying thin is what is keeping her boobs (love bumps) looking nice . . . .it’s relative (set against) to her small/thin frame. When she gets fat (and she eventually will), we will have moved on to her progeny and how hot that is!

  14. oldfool

    Another pair I have zero interest in. (See S.Sand, P.Hilton) I’ll bet they taste like Marlboro.

  15. so who is it thats down-voting any negative lilo comments?
    lilo?
    or dina?
    or michael? -is that you??

  16. theendtotalent

    I believe that you can measure a person’s talent on how much clothing they have to wear to be cast or noticed.

  17. great tits! wouldn’t go near that asshole with my tongue.

  18. cc

    ‘Blow is bad for your nipples’…I can see the PSA now.

  19. Guest

    I saw the movie. She has the worse body of all the girls in the movie. The yoga instructor boobs are just as big but much better, Lindsay’s nipples are too small, very pink, and too high up and the rest of her is like a blob, no real shape. I don’t think she’s hot at all, she looks worn out and flabby. The sex scenes aren’t all that. What’s all that? Her acting. She was really good in this movie.

  20. mountain cat.

    Her nipples are non existant because they have been moved probably in the 2nd boob job she had were she went up to a double E and then had to have them reduced a year later all that would have made it necessary to move the nipples and they cut around the arora and show them higher so hers is now in the wrong place….besides the sagging that has taken over…..

    • I honestly don’t know what’s worse: your complete and utter lack of both anatomy (“arora”? seriously?) and general medical knowledge, or your total ignorance of grammar and syntax.

  21. mfb

    she’s hot as hell…only a gay man wouldn’t fuck her!!!

  22. Smapdi

    I’m just relieved to know she’s taken a shower.

  23. that clip was totally disturbing

  24. “Canyons”…pffffttt…..they should’ve called it “Lilo and Tits”.

  25. misterbee

    Say what you will; she looks freakin’ HOT. And by the way, it’s not HER fault that people keep letting her get away with stuff.

  26. right

    The Photos were leaked by her

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      ***voice of comicbook guy from The Simpsons***
      the photos and some vidcaps were leaked by the studio. as they are hoping for people to see it. these type of stunts on the internet has been done for over 15 years.

  27. Name (Visible)

    You can’t honestly tell me this girl doesn’t have a sex tape floating around somewhere.

    • willow

      Rumor has it there are several cell phone clips that were taken when she was with that Sam guy/chick. The only problem is they probably also have Sam in them. :(

  28. Josephus

    This gallery gave me an erection. I don’t know whether to masturbate or cry.

    ::thinks::

    ::does both::

  29. She and Amanda, that other crazy white bitch ,should both tackle a speeding tracker trailer while holding 2 pounds of C4 explosives.

  30. Cock Dr

    Hell I was looking at these shots on HuffPost Saturday. It’s not like the SW to be a day late and a dollar short RE: LiLo bare booby photos.
    Good luck freckle face. You’re going to need it. An aging Hollywood actress with a rep for unreliability, law breaking and substance abuse will have a hard time getting legitimate work.

  31. Rico Jones

    I knew her career was in the toilet but this is bad even for Lindsay Lohan. She is definitely on her way to porn.

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      it was supposed to be a campy movie. where the actors were supposed to do bad acting and a bad story. so in fact she actually did good. as far as porn is concerned not so fast. maybe softcore porn like what Shannon Tweed and Julie Strain used to do.

  32. Emma Watson's Vagina

    Dina Lohan, please go away.

  33. Emma Watson's Vagina

    and the thumbs down troll strikes again.

  34. dave

    Wow those things are absolutely perfect. She’s amazing.

  35. At least they don’t look like beagle nipples.

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