Lindsay Lohan Is Stimulating Greece’s Economy

Since the breakdown of Greek’s bailout negotiations, pensioners have only been able to withdraw $60 at a time from ATMs. Not surprisingly, respectable sex workers have packed up and headed for other locations, like Vatican City where you can get score a quickie right at St Peter’s. In the meantime, Lindsay Lohan ran mouth-first directly into the chaos, because to her $60 just means relaxing her gag reflex for 45-60 second tops, but to an economy in ruins, that kind of cash infusion is a lifesaver. Think of it like Bush’s 2008 tax rebate checks we all got after we blew the mailman. Just me? It’s fine, I think I forgot to tip at Christmas that year anyway.

Here’s Lindsay swimming at her own risk, because you can’t be a lifeguard after you get herpes:

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