What Did Lindsay Lohan F*ck Up Now?
Involving Lindsay Lohan in any professional project is, without fail, the fucking stupidest idea any person could ever have, so here she is posing for a selfie with Tina Fey that was splashed all over the Internet yesterday after Lindsay posted it to Instagram. Which, surprise, she wasn’t supposed to do because it’s already been deleted. Vanity Fair reports:
If it hadn’t been for Fey, Lohan might never have ascended to the high highs (and subsequent low lows) that she did; if not for Lohan, Mean Girls could perhaps have been just another well-received-and then-quickly-forgotten teen comedy. There are stories and feuds and tears and laughs all embedded in this selfie.
But, distressingly and confusingly, the selfie has now been deleted without explanation. Did Fey’s team decide they would rather not have her featured on Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram account? Did Lohan accidentally delete the picture?
The photo was apparently taken during a Mean Girls reunion for Entertainment Weekly, so either Lindsay fucked up and screwed EW. Or she fucked up and screwed Tina Fey. Either way, someone learned a valuable lesson in always paying her ransom. Meanwhile, in other areas of her life she’s completely fucking up, Lindsay’s still trying to get her memoirs published, only this time she’s threatened to write them herself and make it a trilogy “like Harry Potter.” As for a working title, allow me to suggest “Are You There, God? I’ll Suck Your Dick For A Dollar.”