Lindsay Lohan Thinks Gerard Butler Would Make A Great Richard Burton To Her Elizabeth Taylor

April 25th, 2012 // 44 Comments
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If you’re wondering why the hell these are photos of Lindsay Lohan on a red carpet, it’s only Star magazine’s All Hollywood event which featured such “famous” faces as, well, Lindsay Lohan and (I think) the dude from Shahs of Sunset who apparently jumped immediately to haggling over her price. – “I see on Internet you bang wealthy middle-eastern men, no? Two dollar.” – Anyway, some poor bastard from E! News had to cover the event where Lindsay fired back at Rosie O’Donnell and basically revealed she’s crazy enough to think there’s even the slightest possibility Gerard Butler might consider starring in a Lifetime TV movie with her:

As for Lindsay’s onscreen love interest? She told reporters she has someone in mind to play Richard Burton, but she doesn’t want to jinx it.
When one reporter suggested Gerard Butler for the role, Lindsay mused, “I don’t know if he would do that, but he actually does remind me of [Richard] a lot.”

“And,” she further mused, “I hear the Porta-potties at Lifetime are breathtaking. Like purely driven snow. That you can snort up your nose. Then have sex with me in. — I’ll fuck Gerard Butler in a toilet full of drugs if he does it. Write that down.”

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face Minidress All Hollywood Event
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey what happened here? Lindsay, Did. you. shower?!!! Nice, you should do that more often!

  2. Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face Minidress All Hollywood Event
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    No, no, no look at me here, you had TWO drinks, I saw you and fat boy, you know you saw her!!! Cut the BS!

  3. Liz had a decades-long on-and-off-again relationship with Dick. Who should play him in the Lindsay Lohan movie? A bottle of booze and a pile of coke.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face Minidress All Hollywood Event
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Black guy thinking: “Bitch please what career?!!!

  5. Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face Minidress All Hollywood Event
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Linds: “Look can we make a deal, I’ll meet you in the back and we can call it even”

  6. Archie Leach

    Have to admit she looks pretty decent for someone in their mid-40s.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face Minidress All Hollywood Event
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “HOW MUCH FOR ZE WOM-MONNNN?!”

  8. Can we have a moratorium on potties, Porta- or otherwise, for at least the rest of the day? Thanks.

  9. Uhmmm it surprises you she would think Gerard is up for it? They probably have dealers in common…

  10. McBeef. It's what's for dinner.

    I believe her shirt is made out of Velcro and outdoor carpeting.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m guessing he’s her dealer.
    What an industry joke she’s become. Let’s see how long it takes her to get fired from the Liz Taylor TV movie project.

  12. JC

    It’s going to be so awesome when Lifetime scraps the whole project in favor of another movie of the week about spousal abuse and/or rape, starring Judith Light and Valerie Bertinelli.

  13. McBeef. It's what's for dinner.

    meh. I would sell her drugs.

  14. EricLr

    Wow. A Lifetime movie where Lindsay is the STAR, not the SUBJECT?!?

  15. She doesn’t fucking know Richard Burton so how in the hell can anyone remind her of him. Bitch needs to be taken out; last year!

  16. What we can learn from this is that nothing says lovin’ like giving a blumpkin at Coachella.

  17. Mama Pinkus

    Ms. Taylor was a natural beauty, a great actress and a true legend – having her depicted by this wasted, plasticized train wreck is a travesty.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face Minidress All Hollywood Event
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Quit implanting things into your body, Lindsay. Unless its a grenade.

  19. kirby

    well say what you want, but she looks tasty in this first pic. my penis tells me so.

  20. Great White Pygmy

    Lindsay thinks???

  21. LJ

    Remember “And the Beat Goes On: The Sonny and Cher Story (1999) with Jay Underwood and Renee Faia, or maybe Lucy & Desi: Before the Laughter (1991) with Frances Fisher and Maurice Benard?

    Those were the two “classic” Made for TV movie biographies done by the guy who’s Executive Producer of this Taylor/Burton thing.

    You can see that both TV Movies did wonders for the careers of the lead actors.

  22. She’s looking a lot better these days. Keep it up Lindsay.

  23. Is Pinhead her new stylist?

  24. dooood

    its so much more fun to rip on this cunt than it is to rip on octocunt

  25. Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face Minidress All Hollywood Event
    Not a Rapist
    Commented on this photo:

    Smell these fingers!

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    Jinjer Snapp
    Commented on this photo:

    “Like this, Kim?”
    “Both hands, Lindsay. Both hands.”

  27. Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face Minidress All Hollywood Event
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    at least she’s not using the “finger in mouth” pose

  28. Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face Minidress All Hollywood Event
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    “Where the coke be at?”

  29. Capitalist Pancake

    She could pass for Fat Liz with that recent face of hers. But no way could she pass for Young Liz, even for a Lifetime movie. Considering Liz started to put on some poundage during and after the Burton years, I’d say, eh, believable for the demographic who only really watched her perfume ads and not much else.

  30. Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face Minidress All Hollywood Event
    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    ” No coke for you – one year !”

  31. Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face Minidress All Hollywood Event
    Jonas Grumby
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sorry buddy, I only like swarthy men who have nightclubs and cocaine.”

  32. Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face Minidress All Hollywood Event
    monkeylaugh
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s up with the belly bump? Looks like she has Whitneyesque coke bloat. Allegedly.

  33. Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face Minidress All Hollywood Event
    monkeylaugh
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t you know who I am? I’m the fabulous guy on Shahs of Sunset.”
    “Do you have any coke on you? No? Then I don’t know who you are. Security!”

  34. Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face Minidress All Hollywood Event
    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    The cheek implants look painful. And 40 years old. Sad.

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