If you’re wondering why the hell these are photos of Lindsay Lohan on a red carpet, it’s only Star magazine’s All Hollywood event which featured such “famous” faces as, well, Lindsay Lohan and (I think) the dude from Shahs of Sunset who apparently jumped immediately to haggling over her price. – “I see on Internet you bang wealthy middle-eastern men, no? Two dollar.” – Anyway, some poor bastard from E! News had to cover the event where Lindsay fired back at Rosie O’Donnell and basically revealed she’s crazy enough to think there’s even the slightest possibility Gerard Butler might consider starring in a Lifetime TV movie with her:
As for Lindsay’s onscreen love interest? She told reporters she has someone in mind to play Richard Burton, but she doesn’t want to jinx it.
When one reporter suggested Gerard Butler for the role, Lindsay mused, “I don’t know if he would do that, but he actually does remind me of [Richard] a lot.”
“And,” she further mused, “I hear the Porta-potties at Lifetime are breathtaking. Like purely driven snow. That you can snort up your nose. Then have sex with me in. — I’ll fuck Gerard Butler in a toilet full of drugs if he does it. Write that down.”
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Hey what happened here? Lindsay, Did. you. shower?!!! Nice, you should do that more often!
The county jail deloused her on her last visit.
No, no, no look at me here, you had TWO drinks, I saw you and fat boy, you know you saw her!!! Cut the BS!
Liz had a decades-long on-and-off-again relationship with Dick. Who should play him in the Lindsay Lohan movie? A bottle of booze and a pile of coke.
So in other words, Gerard Butler.
Black guy thinking: “Bitch please what career?!!!
Linds: “Look can we make a deal, I’ll meet you in the back and we can call it even”
Have to admit she looks pretty decent for someone in their mid-40s.
“HOW MUCH FOR ZE WOM-MONNNN?!”
Can we have a moratorium on potties, Porta- or otherwise, for at least the rest of the day? Thanks.
TomFrank, that showed a lot of Gump. Tion.
Uhmmm it surprises you she would think Gerard is up for it? They probably have dealers in common…
I believe her shirt is made out of Velcro and outdoor carpeting.
I’m guessing he’s her dealer.
What an industry joke she’s become. Let’s see how long it takes her to get fired from the Liz Taylor TV movie project.
this is how it should be settled.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLC6E951F8813108CB&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_967506&src_vid=re5veV2F7eY&v=PoIdfRnQZ4A
It’s going to be so awesome when Lifetime scraps the whole project in favor of another movie of the week about spousal abuse and/or rape, starring Judith Light and Valerie Bertinelli.
With special guest star Jennifer Love Hewitt.
meh. I would sell her drugs.
Wow. A Lifetime movie where Lindsay is the STAR, not the SUBJECT?!?
She doesn’t fucking know Richard Burton so how in the hell can anyone remind her of him. Bitch needs to be taken out; last year!
Hey, he’s been dead for 28 years, her career’s been dead for at least a quarter of that – if she’s Method, she can work with the association.
What we can learn from this is that nothing says lovin’ like giving a blumpkin at Coachella.
Ms. Taylor was a natural beauty, a great actress and a true legend – having her depicted by this wasted, plasticized train wreck is a travesty.
Quit implanting things into your body, Lindsay. Unless its a grenade.
Kimmy, that was fucking awesome.
Thank you, darling. Sometimes, even an ugly, fucked up face can be an inspiration.
Not as awesome as Georgio.
well say what you want, but she looks tasty in this first pic. my penis tells me so.
Lindsay thinks???
Remember “And the Beat Goes On: The Sonny and Cher Story (1999) with Jay Underwood and Renee Faia, or maybe Lucy & Desi: Before the Laughter (1991) with Frances Fisher and Maurice Benard?
Those were the two “classic” Made for TV movie biographies done by the guy who’s Executive Producer of this Taylor/Burton thing.
You can see that both TV Movies did wonders for the careers of the lead actors.
Yeah, Frances Fisher only had major roles in Unforgiven and Titanic, and has gotten steady work in movies and TV in the 20 years since, including eight projects set to come out this year or next. It sure must suck to be her.
She’s looking a lot better these days. Keep it up Lindsay.
Is Pinhead her new stylist?
its so much more fun to rip on this cunt than it is to rip on octocunt
Smell these fingers!
“Like this, Kim?”
“Both hands, Lindsay. Both hands.”
at least she’s not using the “finger in mouth” pose
“Where the coke be at?”
She could pass for Fat Liz with that recent face of hers. But no way could she pass for Young Liz, even for a Lifetime movie. Considering Liz started to put on some poundage during and after the Burton years, I’d say, eh, believable for the demographic who only really watched her perfume ads and not much else.
” No coke for you – one year !”
“Sorry buddy, I only like swarthy men who have nightclubs and cocaine.”
What’s up with the belly bump? Looks like she has Whitneyesque coke bloat. Allegedly.
“Don’t you know who I am? I’m the fabulous guy on Shahs of Sunset.”
“Do you have any coke on you? No? Then I don’t know who you are. Security!”
The cheek implants look painful. And 40 years old. Sad.