Some people might laugh at these photos of porn star Scarlett Fay promoting her Lindsay Lohan video for Hustler, but let’s be frank for a minute. This chick is doing way better than Lindsay. I mean, just think about it: She’s employed, not sentenced to rehab and stars in a movie that actually got made instead of being nothing but promo shots in a seedy hotel room. If it was up to me, I’d hire her to be Lindsay’s life-coach/personal Jesus and years from now she’d thank me for it. Preferably in the form of a free copy of “Freckles Fellatio: Space Attorney.”
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Photos: Pacific Coast News
Disgusting Pervert | August 10, 2010 at 11:24 am
Too bad Penny Flame dropped out of the adult entertainment business. She’d have been perfect as Lindsay Lohan.
atotalcad | August 10, 2010 at 11:34 am
yup. she looks about right for the part.
But there are plenty of no-name eastern European starlets that look like Lindsay.
Sis | August 10, 2010 at 3:16 pm
LOL, Eastern European girls look MUUUUUCH BETTER, plus they are not WHORES :D
anon | August 10, 2010 at 9:59 pm
i think it’s pretty safe to conclude that ANY chick willing to do porn is a whore. eastern european or not.
gynjnm | September 6, 2010 at 3:07 pm
sean is a pedo lol
sean | August 11, 2010 at 10:30 am
I like sex with 12 year old boys
Bored with life | August 12, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Who doesn’t???
Alex | August 13, 2010 at 1:31 am
12 year olds?!?!?!
Way to old– eight is enough! =D
kim kardashian | August 18, 2010 at 2:35 pm
i just saw this hot 5 year old!
Alli Watermelon | August 10, 2010 at 11:29 am
Comparing her breasts in their natural state and then in a bra/swimsuit top…it’s amazing what an ‘ol push-up bra can do.
vicky | August 11, 2010 at 5:25 pm
this chick is wearing “the miracle bra” that is supposed to make you look 2 cup sizes bigger
timmy the dying boy | August 10, 2010 at 11:32 am
That’s hilarious.
Just A Horny Dude | August 10, 2010 at 11:35 am
Wow, natural titties. Who knew they still existed in Hollyweird? Love ‘em!
Alli Watermelon | August 10, 2010 at 11:37 am
Nothing wrong with natural breasts at all. But her’s…look deflated and saggy for how young she is. Push up bras should be illegal, they’re so misleading lol.
Boob Expert | August 12, 2010 at 9:15 am
That’s how natural boobs look. Boobs don’t naturally defy gravity, at any age. Ya’ll are ruined by big fake breasts that you don’t even remember how they’re supposed to look.
Gabi | August 15, 2010 at 6:27 am
HA I agree, that’s how natural ones look.. She’s most likely an A cup, and that’s what A cups look like.
LIV | August 16, 2010 at 6:09 pm
they’re actually B cups…A’s definitely don’t look like that
Drew | August 10, 2010 at 11:37 am
Real or not, they’re disgusting. But oddly enough, look better covered in coke.
Internet | August 11, 2010 at 3:05 pm
This is odd how?
Deacon Jones | August 10, 2010 at 11:40 am
hahahahahahaa….
This is great. I’d watch it.
And wow that’s a lot of blow
Anony | August 10, 2010 at 11:42 am
Funny! And, I’m sure, very close to the truth.
Crusty | August 10, 2010 at 11:46 am
As unsexy as Lindsay is, this girl is even less sexy. Given the choice, I’d rather watch Lindsay simultaneously ingest cum and blow.
Dominic B | August 10, 2010 at 11:52 am
Love how they always show her with cigarettes.
Lohan is a dirty little chain-smoking whore.
stinky mcpoop | August 10, 2010 at 11:58 am
This is so fake. Lindsay wouldn’t waste coke like that.
bawhahaha | May 23, 2011 at 10:05 am
agreed.
Taz | August 10, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Scarlett is very sexy, the makeup is fucking her good looks up.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 10, 2010 at 12:18 pm
looks nothing like lohan. miserable FAIL
Bunny Foofoo | August 11, 2010 at 2:08 pm
i agree. sadly, she looks nothing like lohan.
salsa | August 10, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Tits are way too small! Lindsays funbags are unprecedented.
Daryl G. | August 11, 2010 at 4:11 am
Wow, clearly you have no idea what a “precedent” is. Perhaps you should learn English?
Websters' | August 11, 2010 at 3:06 pm
tits can set a precedent…
Delta | August 13, 2010 at 7:12 am
they can run for president as well
Killdozer | August 10, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Scarlett Faye is one hot fuck. But Dani Jensen looks more like LiLo. She’s one hot fuck too.
anon | August 10, 2010 at 2:47 pm
this just proves without those epics tits lindsay would look like this chick…just average as all hell.
Nate | August 10, 2010 at 4:03 pm
The hair is wrong and this ho is fucking ugly too couldn’t Hustler get some one hotter some one with bigger tits and that looks more like Lindsay and less like Paris Hilton.
Nate | August 10, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Lindsay 1 Hustler 0
redneck | August 10, 2010 at 6:19 pm
i’d lick to fuck both of you babes
redneck | August 10, 2010 at 6:20 pm
i’d like to fuck both of you babes
Barking Bud | August 10, 2010 at 8:40 pm
In that first picture she reminds me of a young Jodie Foster….hmmmm.
Woofus | August 10, 2010 at 10:05 pm
Agreed re push up bra. She looks halfway decent in the bikini but when the bra comes off ugh. Her weight must fluctuate, she’s too think to have saggy small boobs-the nipples shouldn’t be pointing towards the ground. Those are deflated former fat girl boobs.
Woofus | August 10, 2010 at 10:05 pm
*thin
Daryl G. | August 11, 2010 at 4:13 am
Woofus, you’re a fucking moron. Tits differ as much as cocks do. There is no such thing as “shouldn’t” when you’re dealing with the differences in different people’s bodies.
You SHOULDN’T be such a fucking moron, but, you are.
JubeJubes | August 11, 2010 at 6:20 am
Daryl G put your micropenis away, you’re embarressing yourself. its so cute, heehee!
Woofus | August 11, 2010 at 2:01 pm
ha ha! I win!
captain america | August 11, 2010 at 1:13 am
new way of PROMOTING?
……………WHY NOT?
Donald Duck | August 11, 2010 at 4:57 am
I think she’s hot as fuck and I love her natural tits
workingmum | August 11, 2010 at 5:23 am
give that redbull!
JubeJubes | August 11, 2010 at 6:13 am
this chick is so boring. i’d hate to be her. a hot girl is more attractive with clothes on than she is with her shit hanging out.
JubeJubes | August 11, 2010 at 6:14 am
shut up douche
Herman Bumfudle | August 11, 2010 at 8:49 am
fuck!
M | August 11, 2010 at 10:02 am
Go fuck yourself.
Rhialto | August 11, 2010 at 10:21 am
In comparison with the real LiLo.This girl looks quite organized and sane.
Rhialto | August 11, 2010 at 10:25 am
The room looks clean and tidy as well (in comparison with).
Dan | August 11, 2010 at 10:37 am
is it just me that noticed the tag changed feet?
Apostate | August 12, 2010 at 3:46 pm
More than a passing resemblance to LiLo,I’d say…What I’d really like to know is if there’s an S&M scene with Mr.Sam Ronson to look forward too.
LonnieK2 | August 17, 2010 at 7:14 pm
haha this is is so perfect!