‘Lindsay Lohan: The Porno’ – The Photo Shoot

August 10th, 2010 // 43 Comments

Some people might laugh at these photos of porn star Scarlett Fay promoting her Lindsay Lohan video for Hustler, but let’s be frank for a minute. This chick is doing way better than Lindsay. I mean, just think about it: She’s employed, not sentenced to rehab and stars in a movie that actually got made instead of being nothing but promo shots in a seedy hotel room. If it was up to me, I’d hire her to be Lindsay’s life-coach/personal Jesus and years from now she’d thank me for it. Preferably in the form of a free copy of “Freckles Fellatio: Space Attorney.”

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Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Barking Bud

    In that first picture she reminds me of a young Jodie Foster….hmmmm.

  2. Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan
    Marie
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    You’d think they could find someone who at least resembles Lindsanity. This whore looks nothing like LL.

  3. Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan
    WhitePussyLover
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    lindsay face is prettier and tits are better.

  4. Woofus

    Agreed re push up bra. She looks halfway decent in the bikini but when the bra comes off ugh. Her weight must fluctuate, she’s too think to have saggy small boobs-the nipples shouldn’t be pointing towards the ground. Those are deflated former fat girl boobs.

  5. Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan
    eston
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    you can take the chick. ill take the bag of blow.

  6. captain america

    new way of PROMOTING?
    ……………WHY NOT?

  7. Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan
    snoopy
    Commented on this photo:

    oooh another starlet with snoopy boobs! google “tuberous breasts”…

  8. Donald Duck

    I think she’s hot as fuck and I love her natural tits

  9. give that redbull!

  10. JubeJubes

    this chick is so boring. i’d hate to be her. a hot girl is more attractive with clothes on than she is with her shit hanging out.

  11. JubeJubes

    shut up douche

  12. Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan
    Dealer
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    they wasted a lot coke for this

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    Herman Bumfudle
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    lol. oh, so you want a piece of me! ii’ll calm your goofy little butt down. you beautiful little whore.

  14. Herman Bumfudle

    fuck!

  15. M

    Go fuck yourself.

  16. Rhialto

    In comparison with the real LiLo.This girl looks quite organized and sane.

  17. Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHAHAHAHA! I like how she is covered in blow. Whoever came up with this photo idea is funny.

  18. Rhialto

    The room looks clean and tidy as well (in comparison with).

  19. Dan

    is it just me that noticed the tag changed feet?

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    Zero
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    Titties like a fat girl/fifteen year old.
    and fuckin’ HORRIBLE feet.

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    Alex
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    She´s cute!

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    MISSELLE38
    Commented on this photo:

    WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND IS, WHY IN EVERY PICUTRE OF SAY HOLLYWOOD STARLETTES AND THE HOOLYWOOD NIGHT LIFE, THEY SHOW YOU A PIC WITH COKE ALL OVER YOURSELF. NOBODY DOES THAT, IF YOU ARE BUYING COKE IT IS TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE TO JUST SPILL IT ALL OVER THE PLACE ACTING LIKE YOUR CLUMSY..

  23. Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan
    stings
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t Lohan bashing starting to get old?

  24. Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan
    Bored with life
    Commented on this photo:

    I Googled her……she’s pretty cute but I don’t like how her asshole looks :(

  25. Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan
    Bored with life
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    I don’t like how her asshole looks…

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    jazzrocky
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re who wrote this garbage and you, Natalie are assholes. Lindsay will be fine. Just like Britney. Better, b/c she’s a bright girl. And this stupid whore will be happy to ‘keep her job’ for another year or two. You disgust me.

  27. Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan
    Ciera
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    She is trash… and this whole set of pictures just gagged me…She looks like white trailer trash. Why was everyone rooting for Britney spears to get better but not Lindsey? Lindsey has had a tough life…look at her scavenger parents. Of course Lindsey has had a hard time…wouldn’t you if your mom was more concerned about you getting her old-ass into clubs and partying with you instead of actually looking out for you and being concerned about how late your out and who your friends are? and a dad who throws you under the bus for 10 seconds of fame? I feel bad for her. Everyone should stop trying to put her down and should be supporting her. and Ive never thought a girl should change her body through surgery before…but this girl really needs her breasts fixed if shes going to insist on showing them off like this. And no girl in her right mind should ever want to pose for pictures like this, They are horrible and degrading( I’m not saying all porn…cause a lot is artful and tasteful…this is just gross and makes me cringe…(its like watching a porn star edition of intervention.) Lindsey is an amazing actress who’s having a hard time.. maybe she would actually stay clean and get better if people weren’t following her around with cameras and actually allowing her to get better instead of driving her to make bad decisions.

    • k333ly

      Of course, Brittany had better parents…because you grew up with then? Or do just reed celebrity gossip sites??? How were your parents?

    • k333ly

      Of course, Brittany had better parents…because you grew up with then? Or do just read celebrity gossip sites??? How were your parents?

      • k333ly

        damn, double post; spelling error(s):
        Anywho; No one knows exactly! What she grew up in…what she actually grew up around…. etc….get over yourself! =)

  28. Apostate

    More than a passing resemblance to LiLo,I’d say…What I’d really like to know is if there’s an S&M scene with Mr.Sam Ronson to look forward too.

  29. Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan
    Bored with life
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    I Googled her. She’s pretty but I don’t really like her butthole :(

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    Barbie
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    is that boone’s farm she is drinking? classy

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    the stig
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    HAHA

  32. haha this is is so perfect!

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    tony
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    Lindsay’s dead to me…..oh momma…Scarlett is soooooooclassy ? ! ? !

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    whowantstofuck
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    Awesome parody.I would gladly screw the real Lindsey and her double in a hard heart beat.I love this girls ass.I love the sassy attitude that just screams tame me ,fuck me .It would be a tag team from hell.

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    Shay
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    anyone who knows anything about coke knows that a cokehead would NEVER let any of it get spilled or scattered… she would be sniffing it off the sheets!! LOL

  36. Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan
    :)
    Commented on this photo:

    i hate it when that happens!!

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