Some people might laugh at these photos of porn star Scarlett Fay promoting her Lindsay Lohan video for Hustler, but let’s be frank for a minute. This chick is doing way better than Lindsay. I mean, just think about it: She’s employed, not sentenced to rehab and stars in a movie that actually got made instead of being nothing but promo shots in a seedy hotel room. If it was up to me, I’d hire her to be Lindsay’s life-coach/personal Jesus and years from now she’d thank me for it. Preferably in the form of a free copy of “Freckles Fellatio: Space Attorney.”
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In that first picture she reminds me of a young Jodie Foster….hmmmm.
You’d think they could find someone who at least resembles Lindsanity. This whore looks nothing like LL.
lindsay face is prettier and tits are better.
Agreed re push up bra. She looks halfway decent in the bikini but when the bra comes off ugh. Her weight must fluctuate, she’s too think to have saggy small boobs-the nipples shouldn’t be pointing towards the ground. Those are deflated former fat girl boobs.
*thin
Woofus, you’re a fucking moron. Tits differ as much as cocks do. There is no such thing as “shouldn’t” when you’re dealing with the differences in different people’s bodies.
You SHOULDN’T be such a fucking moron, but, you are.
Daryl G put your micropenis away, you’re embarressing yourself. its so cute, heehee!
ha ha! I win!
you can take the chick. ill take the bag of blow.
new way of PROMOTING?
……………WHY NOT?
oooh another starlet with snoopy boobs! google “tuberous breasts”…
I think she’s hot as fuck and I love her natural tits
give that redbull!
this chick is so boring. i’d hate to be her. a hot girl is more attractive with clothes on than she is with her shit hanging out.
shut up douche
they wasted a lot coke for this
lol. oh, so you want a piece of me! ii’ll calm your goofy little butt down. you beautiful little whore.
fuck!
Go fuck yourself.
In comparison with the real LiLo.This girl looks quite organized and sane.
HAHAHAHAHA! I like how she is covered in blow. Whoever came up with this photo idea is funny.
The room looks clean and tidy as well (in comparison with).
is it just me that noticed the tag changed feet?
Titties like a fat girl/fifteen year old.
and fuckin’ HORRIBLE feet.
She´s cute!
WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND IS, WHY IN EVERY PICUTRE OF SAY HOLLYWOOD STARLETTES AND THE HOOLYWOOD NIGHT LIFE, THEY SHOW YOU A PIC WITH COKE ALL OVER YOURSELF. NOBODY DOES THAT, IF YOU ARE BUYING COKE IT IS TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE TO JUST SPILL IT ALL OVER THE PLACE ACTING LIKE YOUR CLUMSY..
Isn’t Lohan bashing starting to get old?
I Googled her……she’s pretty cute but I don’t like how her asshole looks :(
I don’t like how her asshole looks…
You’re who wrote this garbage and you, Natalie are assholes. Lindsay will be fine. Just like Britney. Better, b/c she’s a bright girl. And this stupid whore will be happy to ‘keep her job’ for another year or two. You disgust me.
She is trash… and this whole set of pictures just gagged me…She looks like white trailer trash. Why was everyone rooting for Britney spears to get better but not Lindsey? Lindsey has had a tough life…look at her scavenger parents. Of course Lindsey has had a hard time…wouldn’t you if your mom was more concerned about you getting her old-ass into clubs and partying with you instead of actually looking out for you and being concerned about how late your out and who your friends are? and a dad who throws you under the bus for 10 seconds of fame? I feel bad for her. Everyone should stop trying to put her down and should be supporting her. and Ive never thought a girl should change her body through surgery before…but this girl really needs her breasts fixed if shes going to insist on showing them off like this. And no girl in her right mind should ever want to pose for pictures like this, They are horrible and degrading( I’m not saying all porn…cause a lot is artful and tasteful…this is just gross and makes me cringe…(its like watching a porn star edition of intervention.) Lindsey is an amazing actress who’s having a hard time.. maybe she would actually stay clean and get better if people weren’t following her around with cameras and actually allowing her to get better instead of driving her to make bad decisions.
Of course, Brittany had better parents…because you grew up with then? Or do just reed celebrity gossip sites??? How were your parents?
Of course, Brittany had better parents…because you grew up with then? Or do just read celebrity gossip sites??? How were your parents?
damn, double post; spelling error(s):
Anywho; No one knows exactly! What she grew up in…what she actually grew up around…. etc….get over yourself! =)
More than a passing resemblance to LiLo,I’d say…What I’d really like to know is if there’s an S&M scene with Mr.Sam Ronson to look forward too.
I Googled her. She’s pretty but I don’t really like her butthole :(
is that boone’s farm she is drinking? classy
HAHA
haha this is is so perfect!
Lindsay’s dead to me…..oh momma…Scarlett is soooooooclassy ? ! ? !
Awesome parody.I would gladly screw the real Lindsey and her double in a hard heart beat.I love this girls ass.I love the sassy attitude that just screams tame me ,fuck me .It would be a tag team from hell.
anyone who knows anything about coke knows that a cokehead would NEVER let any of it get spilled or scattered… she would be sniffing it off the sheets!! LOL
i hate it when that happens!!