Lindsay Lohan’s Telling People She Was Supposed To Be In ‘The Avengers’ Now

By: The Superficial / April 4, 2014

In a new episode of her reality show, serial liar Lindsay Lohan claims she was supposed to be in The Avengers, but her manager screwed the whole thing up by “not pushing hard enough.” Oh, and also they wanted an “unknown,” so it would’ve never worked because she’s Lindsay Lohan: Movie Star. Except Uproxx expertly deduced that the only possible role she could’ve been, but absolutely was not, up for is Maria Hill which went to Cobie Smulders, the star of a long-running, popular sitcom and not in any way an “unknown” beneath Lindsay Lohan. So just to put all of this in perspective, here’s what Lindsay Lohan was doing in late 2010/early 2011 while Cobie was consistently and professionally showing up for work and Marvel was looking at actresses:

1. Attacking the staff during her court-ordered rehab stint after they caught her drinking.

2. Being a crazy stalker.

3. A jewel thief.

4. And public snorter of cocaine.

But, no, she’s right. Her manager didn’t push hard enough. It was hers for the taking.

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