Lindsay Lohan Should Never Have Her Picture Taken By Anyone Who’s Not Terry Richardson

I always get a kick out of the commenters who call Terry Richardson a hack and/or generally think photography is a horseshit profession because here’s another new set of Lindsay Lohan looking surprisingly awesome after looking like a bloated powdered donut stuffed with coke just last week. Pretend all you want that you know anything about lighting or composition, these photos make me want to have sexual intercourse with the person in them even though I know said intercourse would end painfully in death or disease. That’s something that doesn’t usually happen to men. We’re very particular about where we put our penises.

Photos: Terry Richardson/Love Magazine