Lindsay Lohan Should Never Have Her Picture Taken By Anyone Who’s Not Terry Richardson

February 15th, 2012 // 150 Comments

I always get a kick out of the commenters who call Terry Richardson a hack and/or generally think photography is a horseshit profession because here’s another new set of Lindsay Lohan looking surprisingly awesome after looking like a bloated powdered donut stuffed with coke just last week. Pretend all you want that you know anything about lighting or composition, these photos make me want to have sexual intercourse with the person in them even though I know said intercourse would end painfully in death or disease. That’s something that doesn’t usually happen to men. We’re very particular about where we put our penises.

Photos: Terry Richardson/Love Magazine

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    anon
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    Is it me or was their some really weird photo editing done here? There is no sign of butt, it’s basically a straight line right up to where the underwear is. Not to mention her right inner thigh, which has somehow become concave…

  2. herbiefrog

    hey sweetheart… nice pics…
    however… do you really wanna

    let… everyone

    …into your life ?

    so…maybe no ?

  3. NeNe

    It is amazing as to what photoshopping can do. Even for someone as FUGLY as this chick.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
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    This is what a crack whore looks like at 3:00 in the morning. LOL.

  5. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
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    Insert penis here. *points to mouth and ass*

    @ Anon. You’re right, her right inner thigh is concave and doesn’t look right at all. I also suspect photo editing.

  6. Mandy

    She looks like a blonde Megan Fox in some of these photos.

  7. just say'n

    These pictures look like the stuff that would be used for advertising an escort agency.

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    j.j.
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    please. they’re awesome!

  9. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    bubbly mumbly
    Commented on this photo:

    Fire crotch death ray aimed and ready to blast away.

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    LJ
    Commented on this photo:

    In about five years (if she’s still alive) we will probably see this picture surface on some escort site where you will be able to rent Lindsay for $500/hr.

  11. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
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    She’s a class act…all the way.

    This is your life now Lindsay, suck on it.

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    onos
    Commented on this photo:

    she doesn’t look half bad in these pics… and by that i mean she doesn’t look like herself

  13. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    MIRF
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit that’s a long ass crack!

  14. Die already...

    This is just whorehan being whorehan. Because nothing says “Classy” quite like bent over “C’mon guys, fuck me up the ass” panty pictures…

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    Dat Ass!

  16. Archie_Leach

    No.

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    BoBia
    Commented on this photo:

    Meh. Looks like the back end of a Barbie doll.

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    Sally Tyler Moore
    Commented on this photo:

    Sad, pathetic, dirty swine

  19. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    ANON
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    All those photos she only has one look. She probably can’t turn left either.

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    JPC
    Commented on this photo:

    Just like how Marilyn used to do it……classy!

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    skidmark
    Commented on this photo:

    parliaments always remind me of doing cocaine in high school. so, fitting!

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    TurkusMaximus
    Commented on this photo:

    dead eyes. /shiver

  23. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    TurkusMaximus
    Commented on this photo:

    not fit to lick Liz Taylor’s boots, let alone Cleopatra’s.

  24. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    TurkusMaximus
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks so deathly bored.

  25. You’re not gonna scare me off my opinion, Fish. He IS a hack. Not as godawful as Shields, but he’s pretty bad. He has one gear: “Straight-up ’70s porn”. And for a multitude of photography-snob reasons, and also because I don’t have a penis, I find him completely worthless. At least Shields is so laughably self-important I can almost disregard him. The stories about Richardson *as a person* are almost universally gross and icky. Richardson and Hohan are MFEO.

    • Colostomy Bag

      I didn’t read your offering before posting mine, but great minds are thinking along the same lines.

  26. Colostomy Bag

    Here’s the thing that I see: Terry Richardson is such a depraved, diseased individual, that he makes Lindsay by comparison look like an angel. Hence she loses all her self-deformed aspects in his presence, meaning NATURALLY his photos of her look better than anyone elses.

  27. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
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    I like the dress, though.

  28. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
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    Do you think that somewhere for sale there’s really a giant-sized t-shirt with Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra badly stenciled on the front, or did they have it made specially? Because, either way, fugly. Why not just hold up a sign? “I CAN HAZ LIZ TAYLOR?”

  29. Harvey

    Or better yet…
    “Lindsay Lohan Should Never Have Her Picture Taken By Anyone.”

  30. She still looks nasty, and you’ll still get freckletit crabs.

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    Ivana
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    This woman looks so dirty in every single pic, like she constantly needs a shower…yuck!

  32. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    NOI
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh wow, she’s actually looking decent

  33. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    Johnny Cage
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    She looks fine as hell in that first pic, damn.

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    Johnny Cage
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    Room 69 aye? I’ll be right up.

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    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    See Lindsay? It’s a BRA. Notice how no one is throwing up around you and your back and shoulders aren’t hurting? Yes, please keep it. Wear it home.

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    Erin
    Commented on this photo:

    How much makeup must she have on to look even remotely normal??

  37. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    Earl
    Commented on this photo:

    Makeup is the great deceiver!

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    Angie_T
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does everyone hate Lindsay so much? She looks hot. Also in high-fashion mags, especially “Love,” there’s a lot of sexually explicit/nude shoots.

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    Angie_T
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    She looks gorgeous, people. Stop hatin’.

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    judd
    Commented on this photo:

    she is dirty…a dirty filthy whore…but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed!!

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    MoJoTee
    Commented on this photo:

    The Zoom Feature is useless on VGA sized thumbnails, scrooge.

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    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    Room 69… I find that very corny

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    Joanne
    Commented on this photo:

    actually she has real boobs! Remember what they used to look like before all the horrible fake ones took over? I think she looks pretty amazing in these photos but hate her blond hair. Hope she can get it back together sometime.

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    Dario
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    Is Lilo a complete diaestsr? Yes. Has she almost completely tanked her once very promising career? Yup. But can she still look pretty damn hot in photoshoots? For sure.

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    Deacon Jones
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    I heard that if you go to rehab you lose any STDs

    (pulls down pants, reaches for lotion)

  46. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
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    would not eat…

  47. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
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    Those tits are her saving grace. That red lipstick looks great on her. She should put it to good use.

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    CK
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    Big ol’ punching-bag titties. I could write an article about them myself. With lots of pictures too.

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    Scarlett
    Commented on this photo:

    To be fair, she is kind of like Marilyn Monroe. Have you ever actually seen a MM movie? She wasn’t that awesome really, just sexy and promiscuous and scandalous. Lindsay isn’t looking as good as Marilyn but other than that I see the parallels.

    • Another younger person trying to turn opinion into fact? If you had been around during MM’s lifetime you would understand. Sexy? Absolutely! Promiscuous? Perhaps, but it wasn’t public fodder. Scandalous? In retrospect, yes. But her laundry wasn’t hung out for everyone to examine like LL’s is today. Most of her behavior was revealed posthumously.

  50. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
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    She’s a useless person with a horrible personality…but I’ll admit, she looks fucking bangin’ in this pic.

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