I always get a kick out of the commenters who call Terry Richardson a hack and/or generally think photography is a horseshit profession because here’s another new set of Lindsay Lohan looking surprisingly awesome after looking like a bloated powdered donut stuffed with coke just last week. Pretend all you want that you know anything about lighting or composition, these photos make me want to have sexual intercourse with the person in them even though I know said intercourse would end painfully in death or disease. That’s something that doesn’t usually happen to men. We’re very particular about where we put our penises.
Photos: Terry Richardson/Love Magazine
Is it me or was their some really weird photo editing done here? There is no sign of butt, it’s basically a straight line right up to where the underwear is. Not to mention her right inner thigh, which has somehow become concave…
Yep, I can’t see her puss pouch either. It’s really odd, like a Salvador Dali painting.
after the bruises and open wounds were edited out, that’s all that was left….
exactly
As a photographer myself I can say that is some super shit editing. just lazy as hell.
hey sweetheart… nice pics…
however… do you really wanna
let… everyone
…into your life ?
so…maybe no ?
Does this qualify as a haiku?
Or am I addressing William Shatner?
It is amazing as to what photoshopping can do. Even for someone as FUGLY as this chick.
This is what a crack whore looks like at 3:00 in the morning. LOL.
Insert penis here. *points to mouth and ass*
@ Anon. You’re right, her right inner thigh is concave and doesn’t look right at all. I also suspect photo editing.
seriously? it’s the black skirt.
also, f**k me she looks good here… yay photoshop!
She looks like a blonde Megan Fox in some of these photos.
These pictures look like the stuff that would be used for advertising an escort agency.
please. they’re awesome!
Fire crotch death ray aimed and ready to blast away.
A+
In about five years (if she’s still alive) we will probably see this picture surface on some escort site where you will be able to rent Lindsay for $500/hr.
She’s a class act…all the way.
This is your life now Lindsay, suck on it.
she doesn’t look half bad in these pics… and by that i mean she doesn’t look like herself
Holy shit that’s a long ass crack!
Looks normal to me
This is just whorehan being whorehan. Because nothing says “Classy” quite like bent over “C’mon guys, fuck me up the ass” panty pictures…
Dat Ass!
No.
Meh. Looks like the back end of a Barbie doll.
Sad, pathetic, dirty swine
All those photos she only has one look. She probably can’t turn left either.
Or pat her head and rub her tummy at the same time.
She’s a righty, you have outed her!
LMAFO She’s developing ‘Magnum’ as we speak.
Just like how Marilyn used to do it……classy!
parliaments always remind me of doing cocaine in high school. so, fitting!
dead eyes. /shiver
not fit to lick Liz Taylor’s boots, let alone Cleopatra’s.
She looks so deathly bored.
You’re not gonna scare me off my opinion, Fish. He IS a hack. Not as godawful as Shields, but he’s pretty bad. He has one gear: “Straight-up ’70s porn”. And for a multitude of photography-snob reasons, and also because I don’t have a penis, I find him completely worthless. At least Shields is so laughably self-important I can almost disregard him. The stories about Richardson *as a person* are almost universally gross and icky. Richardson and Hohan are MFEO.
I didn’t read your offering before posting mine, but great minds are thinking along the same lines.
Here’s the thing that I see: Terry Richardson is such a depraved, diseased individual, that he makes Lindsay by comparison look like an angel. Hence she loses all her self-deformed aspects in his presence, meaning NATURALLY his photos of her look better than anyone elses.
Yeah! :)
I like the dress, though.
Do you think that somewhere for sale there’s really a giant-sized t-shirt with Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra badly stenciled on the front, or did they have it made specially? Because, either way, fugly. Why not just hold up a sign? “I CAN HAZ LIZ TAYLOR?”
Yes, this is a real shirt – I forget the designer
Or better yet…
“Lindsay Lohan Should Never Have Her Picture Taken By Anyone.”
She still looks nasty, and you’ll still get freckletit crabs.
This woman looks so dirty in every single pic, like she constantly needs a shower…yuck!
Oh wow, she’s actually looking decent
She looks fine as hell in that first pic, damn.
Room 69 aye? I’ll be right up.
See Lindsay? It’s a BRA. Notice how no one is throwing up around you and your back and shoulders aren’t hurting? Yes, please keep it. Wear it home.
How much makeup must she have on to look even remotely normal??
Makeup is the great deceiver!
Why does everyone hate Lindsay so much? She looks hot. Also in high-fashion mags, especially “Love,” there’s a lot of sexually explicit/nude shoots.
She looks gorgeous, people. Stop hatin’.
she is dirty…a dirty filthy whore…but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed!!
The Zoom Feature is useless on VGA sized thumbnails, scrooge.
Room 69… I find that very corny
actually she has real boobs! Remember what they used to look like before all the horrible fake ones took over? I think she looks pretty amazing in these photos but hate her blond hair. Hope she can get it back together sometime.
Is Lilo a complete diaestsr? Yes. Has she almost completely tanked her once very promising career? Yup. But can she still look pretty damn hot in photoshoots? For sure.