Lindsay Lohan Should Never Have Her Picture Taken By Anyone Who’s Not Terry Richardson

February 15th, 2012 // 149 Comments

I always get a kick out of the commenters who call Terry Richardson a hack and/or generally think photography is a horseshit profession because here’s another new set of Lindsay Lohan looking surprisingly awesome after looking like a bloated powdered donut stuffed with coke just last week. Pretend all you want that you know anything about lighting or composition, these photos make me want to have sexual intercourse with the person in them even though I know said intercourse would end painfully in death or disease. That’s something that doesn’t usually happen to men. We’re very particular about where we put our penises.

Photos: Terry Richardson/Love Magazine

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    spartacus
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    Whats that saying about lipstick on a pig..?

  2. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    spartacus
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    ….with great titties

  3. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    spartacus
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    Oooh look cigareets, classy and edgy

  4. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    spartacus
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    Hmm do her up the arse or push her off…. decisions, decisions….

  5. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    spartacus
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    Marilyn FAIL

    • gigi

      more like Veronica Lake

      • karlito

        when i saw her i was scratching my head saying i’ve seen someone looking like that before amd then it hit me when you stated she looks like Veronica Lake…. she looks like Kim Basinger playing a call girl trying to look like Veronica Lake in the ’97 movie L.A.Confidential. IMAO

  6. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    spartacus
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    please please please give me the Liz Taylor role, I’m sooooo channelling her spirit right now.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    spartacus
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    LiLo finally realises what we all want, you go for that celebrity death girl, immortality will be yours…. Dina chuckled

  8. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    spartacus
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    Is it me or LiLo’s boobs very bra dependent? Not quite in the Paris Hilton class of wonderbra with chicken filet inserts and tape, but very dependent on her foundation garmentry.

  9. devilsrain

    Surprised theres a reflection

  10. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If your head’s saying No No to Lindsay, but your penis is saying Yes Yes, then consider tit-fucking her. What’s the worst that could happen? Freckle-dick?

    • Cock Dr

      She might follow you home, or steal your car, or boil your rabbit.
      The DEA could bust down your door a couple days later, searching for the mega kilo stash.
      Guilt by association.
      Just say NO to LiLo.

    • I wouldn’t screw her with The Situation’s dick. Yes, Fish, Terry Richardson is a fucking hack and a scrotum.

  11. Jay

    WTF? Where did she come from?

  12. lily

    its not terry richardson, its PHOTOSHOP. she looks like an old hag, we all know this.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    Sasquatch
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    69 is also the number of antibiotics you’ll need should you venture past that door with her.

  14. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    Peter Griffin
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    Shawing!

  15. allisan

    you’d still have to double bag it…and I mean her head, not your penis.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    Sasquatch
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    While you may consider this her attempt at looking provocative, all she really wants here is help getting all that jewelry she stole earlier out of her hooch.

  17. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    spartacus
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    OMG I didn’t even notice the naughty room number, how deliciously subversive… Terry you are a motherloving genius, soo talented. It makes the pic extra sexy.

    • spartacus

      Where’s the fucking sarcasm tag when you need it?

      • Sarcasm

        Yeah these pics are lame & the photographer must be a complete loser that does nothing with his life. I mean what will this hack do next… make shitty comments online about famous people who make more in an hour then… oooh wait a minute.

      • spartacus

        Hey that’s me isn’t it :-)

      • spartacus

        Your comments have made me think about myself, it’s true, I work a 45 hour week and make a paltry 150k GBP per year. My wife and kids whom I love very much would be shocked to see me take the mickey out of a girl who has pissed her good looks and acting talents up against a wall through drink, drugs and let’s be honest, a dysfunctional family who probably don’t support her well.

        I think the pictures are poor, very typical of a certain style and not particularly original. LiLo’s blonde hair and current obsession with harking back to classier stars of the past is interesting but doesn’t do her a great service. I believe she had carved out a good niche with her original natural looks and style but all wasted, that’s why I have made a few narky comments, have I hurt anyone? No. Will she read these? No. Am I jealous of her earning power? No. Do I wish she’d suck it up and focus on sorting her shit out? Yup.

        Sadly, the current media machine will keep paying to support her currently questionable lifestyle.

        Oh yeah, and you smell of poopy..

  18. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    spartacus
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    Off Off Off the balcony!

  19. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    spartacus
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    preceded by the difficult brown, which I suspect ain’t that difficult if I come armed with a couple of grams of charles.

  20. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    narcissisticbtch
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    apparently the make up artist wasn’t as good as the photographer as he/she failed to cover that big ass bruise on the inside of her arm.

  21. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    vandinz
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    Tits.

  22. Deacon Jones

    “Outtakes”….as in older than at least 6, 9 months?

    Cause she doesnt look like that now, I dont know what the fucks going on with her face now.

    She’s looking like Thunder from Big Trouble in Little China

  23. Basement Jack

    Mother told me bacteria and germs grow where it’s dark, warm and moist.

  24. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    Cock Dr
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    Hooker room service

  25. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    Bane
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    I see porn on the horizon! Yay!

  26. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    Cock Dr
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    It ain’t worth a 20k watch.
    Not sure if it’s worth anything at all. It’s really depreciated in the last few years.

  27. I took a dump in Chris Brown's open mouth

    Considering the multiple sexual assault allegations this creep has been accused of through the years I wouldn’t be surprised if he was banging the fuck out of this freckle covered degenerate. I just hope there are condoms thick enough to block all the fucking viruses bubbling out of her cunt.

  28. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    Cock Dr
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    Definite vampire vibe.

  29. Bonky

    Wow, if she really looked like this then she could do no wrong in my mind. Love that shot of her standing in front of the door holding the pack of smokes. More chicks should dress like that.

  30. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    cc
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    Obviously Whitney Houston’s death was somehow lacking as a cautionary tale.

  31. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    The Most Interesting
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    That’s not an actual modeling shot. That’s just her default position these days.

  32. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    Leonidas
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    Spartacus and cc, you’re fucking scum.

  33. Anon

    These pics are a ton better than her Playboy shoot proving Playboy has really gone downhill.

    Not sure you can call Terry Richardson a hack. Pedobear–probably.

    • You paraphrased the words right out of my brain. Once I had seen her in Playboy I was essentially put off on Lilo. But she looks pretty damn good in these photos…still has great tits and her legs and ass look decent.

      I wonder if Hefner was somehow pissed at her and decided to publish second-rate shots to make her look bad…er…I mean worse.

  34. EricLr

    The first light he placed was a UV sterilizer lamp on her crotch.

  35. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
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    great tits!

  36. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
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    Despite her ass sticking in your face, she’s looking for someone who can handle “the difficult blonde”.

  37. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
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    Where’s Shatner when you need him?

    • Snack pack

      He’s busy negotiating a price on a 3-star hotel for me at the moment. But I’ll send him over soon as he’s done!

  38. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    Phil Collins
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    fake tits, morons.

  39. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
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    Someone’s knocking on her back door. Should she let him in?

  40. The Royal Penis

    It’s amazing what makeup, lighting and dental work will do to ones image.

    I’m a pretty big risk taker…but putting my penis in that might exceed my tolerance for said risk. I hate condoms.

  41. commander bloop

    Her hair looks like straw…photos are whitewashed to erase all the bruises, etc…she has no ass, and her legs have lost their definition…really don’t get the point in even attempting to put lipstick on this pig. Oh, right: they stand to make perhaps tens of dollars.

  42. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    Herkimer Battle Jitney
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    To quote Dave Chappelle, in regards to Terry Richardson’s ability to make Cokey Smurf look hot: “Boy, you are the goddamned devil.”

  43. Drew

    Tyler Shields is the hack. This guy isn’t bad, but she still looks terrible. Then again, you can’t really polish a piece of shit, and expect good things.

  44. teledildonics

    I guess I don’t understand the point of lohan and a camera in the same room if you aren’t gonna snap some shots beef shots or at least your dick half in her mouth.

  45. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    Sally Tyler Moore
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    Dirty no-talent whore.

  46. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    LJ
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    Caption: “If you got a $20,000 necklace for me, you can see what happens behind the door, big boy.”

  47. richie

    best pics of her in a while

  48. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    vgirl
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    Her tits without a bra is reaching NG territory. National Geographic territory. I’m sure she’ll get a boob lift/job before they reach her belly button in a few years.

  49. the snowman

    I must agree on thisone.
    EVEN A NO.1-LOSER CAN TURN OUT NICE.

  50. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
    Peter Griffin
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    Chest (not in reflection) looks VERY airbrushed/photoshopped….no freckles.

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