Lindsay Lohan spent last week getting shit-faced with her mom at Kim Kardashian’s wedding and begging Steven Soderbergh to deny basically saying she’s unhireable. So, of course, she just got a new tattoo of Billy Joel lyrics that read “Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I’m in the prime of my life.” TMZ reports
We’re told Lindsay felt the lyric was important to her because “It represented where she is in life and everything she’s been through … it signifies that she’s focused.”
If I had a nickel for every time Lindsay Lohan said she’s “focused,” I could pay her to do porn. And, yes, I know she’s probably said it only 10, maybe 15 times. That was the joke, and now you just ruined it for everybody. Why don’t you have a seat, Encyclopedia Brown?