Here’s Lindsay Lohan poolside at a Beverly Hills hotel, and if you’re wondering how she had the money to get in, take note of the 31 photographs of her breasts in a swimsuit and go “CHA-CHING!” each time you click to a new one. You’ll not only find it informative, but fun for the whole family.
Photos: AKM-GSI
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Wait…is it even possible to smoke meth with your pelvis?
…so flossing with a nail is the new demure? Okay good!
Now that’s a Paris Is Burning shot right there…
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
I read this one outloud. It was fun.
Is this Tara Reid?
“Oh shit I forgot to pick up that baby I adopted! “
Okay this one’s my favorite.
There is negative ass there? How do you have negative amounts of ass? Something to do with Higgs Boson maybe?
lol lets dim the lights and head to the bed room hell yea
I’d really have to be doped up to poke that skank-supreme! Yes, she’s got love-jugs, but on a douche-bag body.It’d be a never-ending job to PHOTOSHOP her ugliness…
Fuck her doggy
i fucking love her armpits!
Theyre like bonus vaginas.
@ Mama, whats “scary” is you coming back to click your thumbs up 10 times! We all already know she is scary, unless there are 10 people out there that are just finding that out. Now tell us something we don’t already know in a more then one word, whitty fashion and you will get a REAL 10 thumbs up. Now go ahead and reply to this, but make sure you change your name first ;)
@ Mama, don’t you have other things to do then to keep coming back to click on your thumb?
Flat ass. Busted face. Floppy dried up titty bags. Terrible flabby muscle tone. Pale, freckled skin. There just ain’t anything good to say about blowhan in a swimsuit; any dude that digs this needs to geta cat scan…
I don’t find anything about her attractive. Lol
Im sorry but lohan looks tired and old… needs to eat right and exercise to tone the body…. no ass…. chica stay off the drugs your shriveling up and so young. Not good. One of the reasons people loved you back then was that you looked alive and healthy… such beautiful natural red hair… radiant face…. now your like a dead fish with no life.
She looks like 50+ actually I know a lot of 50+ women who look more like teens! Her legs are awful, bulging veins and saggy knees? What a mess, she has saddles on her thighs already at this age? She looks really bad. Even the big fake pendulous breasts do nothing for her but make her look like an old woman
what kind of sunglasses does she have?
Grammy?
uckk!!
Daydreaming about Oprah yelling “You get some coke! And you get some coke!! Everyone is going home with coke!!”
Dad: “Are you sure this is the one you want son?”
Son:”Yeah, dad. I want a fixer upper”
Dad:”Well she’s got a cracked piston, blown tranny, and a very very very loose crankshaft”
Dad:”Got some crack in the fuel line too”
I feel like her vaj would just unravel like a long, cartoon tongue when the bathing suit is removed…
Humpty Dumpty?
I think she looks better when she eats a bit less.
Ight, fo ril doe? Das hot.
What are all yall talkin bout? It’s better than I expected it to be.
The novel that inspires was called great expectations, not low expectations.
Looks good to me.
The people who comment that they wouldn’t touch her are obviously unaware of why God created intoxication. Fuckin’ rookies, every damn one.
Spank and eat.
omg it’s the exact same s the superficial has
I wish those that speak against drugs, would use this photo, covered at the bust line, to tell kids the disadvantages of drug use.
The most gripping part of these photos is that lydsay is so oblivious to how horrible she looks.
Very sad, that was was treated like a piece of meat by her own parents, and now is just a piece of meat.
Her parents should be in jail for neglect and abuse.
Lyndsay, a poor narcassistic woman, with really no where to turn. A good example for all to see what neglect, selfishness, and greed will do to the human soul.
Lilo @ 18 was so effing hot. She should go back to red hair.
She’d be hot for 60.
For 20 somethin, uhhhhhhhhhh. WTF happened to you??? Radiation accident?
Oh yah, coke, meth, crack, booze, and a penchant for theft.
Looks like she got shit smeared.
When are they gonna move all this drama to a Bravo “reality” show, so we can quit paying attention to these hillbillies? (No offense to Ozarkians.)
Still do-able but barely… Sorry I just like huge boobs and freckles…
Me, too. These pics can’t be recent. She looks too fuckable.
I would take that job for 24 hour access to her ass.
Armpit vag.
WOW, THATS HOT!!!!!!
FANTASTIC!!!
She actually thinks this looks good. The curves she does manage to have are all in the wrong places.
The freckles don’t bother me. Its her legs in general. Out of shape with saddle bags and kinda messed up. She’s under-30 but has the legs of a 40-something scrag that comments on blogs all day.
Damn! that’s a lot of freckles!!!!!!
She has the tits of 20 year old and the legs of a 50 year old….
you need to take another look at her tits. She has the tits of a 50 year old…they match the legs. And if you know what’s good for you, do not seek out photos of her ass in a bikini.