Here’s Lindsay Lohan poolside at a Beverly Hills hotel, and if you’re wondering how she had the money to get in, take note of the 31 photographs of her breasts in a swimsuit and go “CHA-CHING!” each time you click to a new one. You’ll not only find it informative, but fun for the whole family.
Photos: AKM-GSI
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Pretty……necklace.
She must have stopped a boner with her thigh; hence the bruise.
On other blogs and sites they are describing her as gorgeous and stunning in a white bathing suit. Um, do they not have eyes? She looks gross!
other sites are not as “honest” as this one.
Are the other sites running those bruises through the Photoshops?
Man, that’s some narly skin to have to live with all your life.
God only knows what this girl plays with in that hotel room…eeek!
Don’t use the phone. Or the shower head. Or the remote. Or the floor lamp.
Better yet, just burn the entire hotel to the ground and find somewhere else to stay.
Not bad for a gal in her mid 40′s!
I think this is the first time I would have preferred to see someone sport one of the ‘Modesty Suits’ from 19 Kids and Counting.
Two words: Octo Mom.
Ah, how soon they forget….
Lindsay’s legs are still bruised. That comes from staggering into parties when you’re already drunk!
Also lots of Photoshop and even more makeup.
PS. Lindsay’s implants are even more oddly shaped than they were a year ago.
I really don’t think she has implants. Her tits are too floppy and hang too low to be fake. Now, lip injections are another story…
If she’s willing to go through painful cosmetic procedures, the least she could do is get those freckles burned off or something. It would probably even be considered a humanitarian effort and get her back in somebody’s good graces. Like her coke dealer.
Challenge accepted.
*My eyes!!!!!!*
Look, Brigitte woke up and stumbled to the pool!
when did Ke$ha become a ginger?
Dead?
More G, way less T, and absolutely more L. Girl is grimy.
hah! i thought whore bruise too… and white as if she’s… i dunno “pure.”
Klassy. Only thing missing is the poop stain
Since when did Jadzia Dax become a coke addict?
I nerd-enjoyed this.
STDs be damned, I’m tapping that the first chance I get.
Good lord! She’s so flabby!
Yea being skinny is not the same as in shape. This is why thick women are better…
No, in shape women are better. Unless you dig on diabetes and armpit mold.
your comment makes zero sense. thick women are automatically in shape.
You can put red flats on a freckled turd…
hehehehe Might as well, eh?
Hello, it is I, Lindsay Lohan, hacktress extraordinaire, just naturally gazing into the horizon as people do, showing off my non-existent ass and my ginormous tits as I artfully hide my flabby tummy
But the highlighter pink whatever the fug that is on my leg STAYS! Focus! and Breathe
Wait, is that fungus growing out of her armpit? And her hair? Whatever, still would.
I’m not saying this to be mean because I love redheads and wish this girl all the success in the world but being skinny is not the same as being in shape. You can be skinny and flabby at the same time and it looks just as horrible as being obese. Miley Cyrus is skinny but in shape. Still love the freckles though. Wish the fire red hair would make a come back. That being said, I’m on team “Still hit it” with some of these other guys.
Her body exhibits the “puffiness” that happens as a result of alcohol and drug abuse.
She looks so pleased with herself. She shouldn’t. The booze she enjoys so much is rapidly aging her and the skinny body she used to have is no longer. Merry Christmas Lindsay. I’m betting this will be your last.
Her face still looks pretty good in most of these, but when I hold my thumb over her head, I wonder why I’m looking at pool pics of my grandmother.
DRAIN THE POOL!!!!
And the winner of the Robert Evans lookalike contest goes to…
This is one kid who shoulda been airbrushed out of the picture….
you’re usually in your 40′s when your body really starts trying to change into the shape of a fridge
She’s a hot mess. Flabby, beat up, old banana skinned and just plain old sad looking hot mess. She’s an embarrassment to herself.
Lmao old banana skin! I don’t know why this totally made me laugh out loud.
She’s supposed to be an ACTRESS so why does she look so unnatural trying to pretend she is unaware of the camera?
The last thing I saw her in was that cameo in Glee, and she was fucking awful – and ironically, she was playing herself. She was so bad it was unbelievably painful to watch – thank God she was only on screen for a few minutes.
My guess is the Taylor biopic will be receiving reviews written in flamethrower.
those are NOT the legs of a 20-something gal
scary
A bit sulky after the cheetos cat came in her hair.
WTF is that big bruise on her left?
…what you get when you are cash short to your pimp. (bing!) I’ll take dirty sluts for $1000.00.
Someone apparently thinks it’s OK to touch her with a 10 foot pole.
I don’t get how she’s still alive. Poor thing.
See kids? This is why you shouldn’t do drugs. But it you’re going to, do a whole big fucking pile of them so you OD before you end up looking like a dug-up corpse à-la Lohan.
OMG is that Samantha Ronson?!? Oh no, it’s just that kid from Malcolm in the Middle.
Dayum! Her “I got drunk and fell down bruise” on her thigh is pretty sexy.
Can we PLEASE go back to a time when other Hollywood lowlives such as Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis were openly insulting her in front of the press? Pretty please? The term “firecrotch” being incessantly hurled at her will live on forever…in my heart.
That’s a very psyche-friendly form of body dysmorphic disorder. She’s happy as a clam. Probably happier than HER clam, but you know.
I still like her tits, but the rest of her is essentially dead meat.
do you even know how to use self tanner? it looks all splotchy and horrible
This is my deep in thought pose. I am thinking about…….what……this is my…….huh? what? Oh hell, this is my deep in……..ummmm my deep in ………cue card please!!!!!
Didn’t this dim wit sell self tanner at one time? Lord please don’t take any more brain cells from this idiot.
Just walk and smile, walk and smile. Just a few more steps, walk and smile. God I’m a great actress, walk and smile.
I bet this is the same facial expressions that women her age (Paris, Kim etc) have when they view these photos.
I bet she is thinking, “Where is my hair line going?”
Her boobs still look good. Aww I loved her when she was in mean girls :(
smoking does not do a body good
she looks 40.
I guess that’s why she was picked for the role
Damm her for destroying her body with surgery/drugs !
Damm her straight to hell !
What is that pink dot on her leg?? I thought it was a problem with the photo but it’s on her in every pic…did she color in a spot to match the big bruise on her other leg?