Here’s Lindsay Lohan poolside at a Beverly Hills hotel, and if you’re wondering how she had the money to get in, take note of the 31 photographs of her breasts in a swimsuit and go “CHA-CHING!” each time you click to a new one. You’ll not only find it informative, but fun for the whole family.
Photos: AKM-GSI
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Nice whore bruise on the leg
she has a pretty sexy pink bruise/track mark on the other thigh.
If she was at a pool where I was, I wouldn’t even give her a second look.
Well, I would, but it would be to make sure she wasn’t stealing my shit.
hey cutie…
looking good…
careful with those bruises
hot stuff : ))
last John was kinda rough
She looks like shit.
I get the impression that she is exercise averse which contributes to her aging in dog years. By 2015 she’ll have to stand next to Sarah Jessica Parker to look good.
Nothing.
Nice bruise there, Tina Turner.
WTF?
Remember when she was fresh-faced and cute? Naw, me either. Be interesting seeing what see looks like at 50. Hell, who am I kidding? Like she’ll even make it to 40!.
You never know. She might have made the same deal with the powers of darkness as Keith Richards.
The bruises let you know it’s working.
Fucking nasty. She has the nastiest skin, complexion, and as others have noted NO MUSCLE TONE whatsoever.
Just disgusting, no matter how big her old lady tits are.
Is this from a photoshoot, or is this the photoshoot? For all the effort–the makeup and posing, etc.–they could have airbrushed out the bruises.
No budget my friend, no budget
I’m gonna guess no sex… just shit-faced drunk and falling into furniture last night.
You say that like it’s a bad thing
I postulate that that bruise on her leg is a consequence of stumbling around drunk.
thats a ‘Mom Ass’.
HAHAHA! No kidding! Good one!
she looks like a 90 year old.
She’s waiting for her next “date”
I still would…but I’d need a fluffer….
and a body condom
And the number to the free clinic.
You guys laugh all you want, but as someone with a bruise and track mark fetish, she’s definitely a hottie in my book. Throw in the sweet smell of cigarette smoke mixed with stale sweat and I’m proposing marriage right there.
I just barfed.
The good news is that you just qualified as EricLr’s rebound choice!
She looks JUST LIKE Liz Taylor…if Liz Taylor was a drug addicted ginger burn victim.
she side-swiped a traffic cone during the walk to the pool.
She has a green underarm, a pink dot on her right leg and a black bruise on her left leg. Did she fall out of a clown car ?
The green under her arm isn’t makeup, it’s mold.
Nah. She just had the make-up gun set to “whore.”
Normally, I’d find these photos somewhat attractive, but I’ve been watching the Olympics all week, so I just see a girl who really needs to start working out.
I’d hit that. and apparently someone else did, too.
$10 says that this “paparazzo” was named Dina Lohan.
Do you think Dinah Lohan and Kris Jenner have lunch together saying “Our kids… Fuck ‘em right?” and just laugh and laugh counting the money they get for selling them out?
She just looks dirty, and dirty and not in the good way, dirty like she rolled around in mud.
Is she jonesen for a coke fix ? She looks really out of place here , like a coke whore at a country club
Sure, the overall lack of tone, sure the tanning cream sporadically applied, sure the complete obliviousness about her bruising and how people will zoom in on it, sure the line under her chin that suggests her second chin is now a permanent fixture … but what I think ages her most of all are those choppers that look like a prop in a Poligrip commercial.
Have to admit that for a women in her mid-50, linds looks pretty decent.
That looks like a whole lot of nope.
“Oh water, you’re so hilarious!”
Coke booger under the fingernail.
Ahem, she doesn’t look 90 years old. She looks 90 years YOUNG. You go Betty White!
Just what this outfit was missing, black feet. Klassy.
Lindsay looking beat up in a country club, Bridget Nielsen passed out in a park , seems like the common thread is alcohol and drug addiction. Lindsay , take a look at Bridget . That’s you in two years!
Two years? I give it two months.
I’m desperately hoping that there’s a parallell universe where Lindsay isn’t a drugged-up thief so that alternate me can look at these pictures and feel happy and aroused instead of sad and angry, like I feel now.
Even without the giant pink freckle, her lower bod terrifies me. And I am pretty sure Liz Taylor wants her eyebrows back now.
I dare you all to use the zoom feature around her crotch. Freckle central.
she seriously needs to put that away.
That ass is a crime scene
Anyone else getting the “Who Killed Laura Palmer” vibe from this photo of a bruised, busted and lifeless corpse?
I’m definitely sensing an FBI investigation in her future.
Totally!
I’m just disappointed that my prediction that Lindsay Lohan would commit suicide on the 50th anniversary of Marilyn Monroe’s death did not come to pass. Now, I don’t wish death upon anyone (with certain exceptions, like Hitler), but still, I can’t help but be disappointed.
So she’s just randomly laying around in the non-sun in a leotard reading O Magazine? I want to be a celeb.
MOTORBOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t now what’s going on here but i may cry, it’s a case of inverse onion-booty
know*
Is it just me or does she look like she has put on some weight?
It’s not just you.
Oh yeah, she sure has. I’d estimate an extra 20 pounds or so.
We’re talking about her lips, right?
It’s pretty bad when the gum on the bottom of your shoe is the only delicious looking thing about you.
I hate when she pretends she is still a shy teenager, like in this photo. She’ll be still doing that shtick when she’s my granny’s age, if she lives that long.
Her thighs look like Morgan Freeman’s face.
lol You win the internet for today sure. Congrats
She has Popeye arm thighs.
Forget the sit-ups honey, you need to scrub all that shit off your skin, tattoos and all! Clean your skin girl!
It’s a wonder her and Tara Reid aren’t besties. They sure would have a lot in common.
Actually, I distinctly recall Tara Reid hanging out with an underage Lindsay Lohan. Which explains EVERYTHING.
They used to be. Who can forget these memorable pics: http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/gallery/treid/treid8.jpg
and that’s when things got w e i r d ?
Baby’s got back but no butt!