Lindsay Lohan Wore A Swimsuit, Too

August 7th, 2012 // 195 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan poolside at a Beverly Hills hotel, and if you’re wondering how she had the money to get in, take note of the 31 photographs of her breasts in a swimsuit and go “CHA-CHING!” each time you click to a new one. You’ll not only find it informative, but fun for the whole family.

Photos: AKM-GSI

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
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    Nice whore bruise on the leg

  2. If she was at a pool where I was, I wouldn’t even give her a second look.

    Well, I would, but it would be to make sure she wasn’t stealing my shit.

  3. herbiefrog

    hey cutie…
    looking good…
    careful with those bruises
    hot stuff : ))

  4. tom

    She looks like shit.

    • Matt Lauer

      I get the impression that she is exercise averse which contributes to her aging in dog years. By 2015 she’ll have to stand next to Sarah Jessica Parker to look good.

  5. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    catapostrophe
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    Nothing.

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    Tony
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    Nice bruise there, Tina Turner.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    catapostrophe
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    WTF?

  8. Crabby Old Guy

    Remember when she was fresh-faced and cute? Naw, me either. Be interesting seeing what see looks like at 50. Hell, who am I kidding? Like she’ll even make it to 40!.

  9. The bruises let you know it’s working.

  10. Buddy The Elf

    Fucking nasty. She has the nastiest skin, complexion, and as others have noted NO MUSCLE TONE whatsoever.

    Just disgusting, no matter how big her old lady tits are.

  11. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    catapostrophe
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    Is this from a photoshoot, or is this the photoshoot? For all the effort–the makeup and posing, etc.–they could have airbrushed out the bruises.

  12. Johnny P!

    I’m gonna guess no sex… just shit-faced drunk and falling into furniture last night.

  13. cc

    I postulate that that bruise on her leg is a consequence of stumbling around drunk.

  14. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
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    thats a ‘Mom Ass’.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    jessie
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    she looks like a 90 year old.

  16. Paulie McGonagle

    She’s waiting for her next “date”

  17. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    guttboy
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    I still would…but I’d need a fluffer….

  18. EricLr

    You guys laugh all you want, but as someone with a bruise and track mark fetish, she’s definitely a hottie in my book. Throw in the sweet smell of cigarette smoke mixed with stale sweat and I’m proposing marriage right there.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    Cock Dr
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    She looks JUST LIKE Liz Taylor…if Liz Taylor was a drug addicted ginger burn victim.

  20. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
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    she side-swiped a traffic cone during the walk to the pool.

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    DeucePickle
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    She has a green underarm, a pink dot on her right leg and a black bruise on her left leg. Did she fall out of a clown car ?

  22. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    Kurt C.
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    Normally, I’d find these photos somewhat attractive, but I’ve been watching the Olympics all week, so I just see a girl who really needs to start working out.

  23. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    CK
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    I’d hit that. and apparently someone else did, too.

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    EricLr
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    $10 says that this “paparazzo” was named Dina Lohan.

    • Bionic_Crouton

      Do you think Dinah Lohan and Kris Jenner have lunch together saying “Our kids… Fuck ‘em right?” and just laugh and laugh counting the money they get for selling them out?

  25. El Jefe

    She just looks dirty, and dirty and not in the good way, dirty like she rolled around in mud.

  26. Kono Kalakaua

    Is she jonesen for a coke fix ? She looks really out of place here , like a coke whore at a country club

  27. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
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    Sure, the overall lack of tone, sure the tanning cream sporadically applied, sure the complete obliviousness about her bruising and how people will zoom in on it, sure the line under her chin that suggests her second chin is now a permanent fixture … but what I think ages her most of all are those choppers that look like a prop in a Poligrip commercial.

  28. Archie Leach

    Have to admit that for a women in her mid-50, linds looks pretty decent.

  29. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
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    That looks like a whole lot of nope.

  30. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
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    “Oh water, you’re so hilarious!”

  31. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    JPeg
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    Coke booger under the fingernail.

  32. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    JPeg
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    Ahem, she doesn’t look 90 years old. She looks 90 years YOUNG. You go Betty White!

  33. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    YoMamma
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    Just what this outfit was missing, black feet. Klassy.

  34. Doug Mackay

    Lindsay looking beat up in a country club, Bridget Nielsen passed out in a park , seems like the common thread is alcohol and drug addiction. Lindsay , take a look at Bridget . That’s you in two years!

  35. Mortimer

    I’m desperately hoping that there’s a parallell universe where Lindsay isn’t a drugged-up thief so that alternate me can look at these pictures and feel happy and aroused instead of sad and angry, like I feel now.

  36. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
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    Even without the giant pink freckle, her lower bod terrifies me. And I am pretty sure Liz Taylor wants her eyebrows back now.

  37. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    suck it
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    I dare you all to use the zoom feature around her crotch. Freckle central.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
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    That ass is a crime scene

  39. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
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    Anyone else getting the “Who Killed Laura Palmer” vibe from this photo of a bruised, busted and lifeless corpse?

    • EricLr

      I’m definitely sensing an FBI investigation in her future.

    • MFer

      Totally!

    • I’m just disappointed that my prediction that Lindsay Lohan would commit suicide on the 50th anniversary of Marilyn Monroe’s death did not come to pass. Now, I don’t wish death upon anyone (with certain exceptions, like Hitler), but still, I can’t help but be disappointed.

  40. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
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    So she’s just randomly laying around in the non-sun in a leotard reading O Magazine? I want to be a celeb.

  41. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    ccK
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    MOTORBOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
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    I don’t now what’s going on here but i may cry, it’s a case of inverse onion-booty

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    Poshicles
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    Is it just me or does she look like she has put on some weight?

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    goodlord
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    It’s pretty bad when the gum on the bottom of your shoe is the only delicious looking thing about you.

  45. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
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    I hate when she pretends she is still a shy teenager, like in this photo. She’ll be still doing that shtick when she’s my granny’s age, if she lives that long.

  46. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
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    Her thighs look like Morgan Freeman’s face.

  47. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
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    She has Popeye arm thighs.

  48. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    goodlord
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    Forget the sit-ups honey, you need to scrub all that shit off your skin, tattoos and all! Clean your skin girl!

  49. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    goodlord
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    It’s a wonder her and Tara Reid aren’t besties. They sure would have a lot in common.

  50. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    goodlord
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    Baby’s got back but no butt!

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