After almost derailing production by demanding casting approval and a trip to Europe to scout for an actor to play Richard Burton, here’s Lindsay Lohan actually filming the Elizabeth Taylor biopic Liz & Dick today because apparently Lifetime’s really going to go through with this. I had no idea tax write-offs were this elaborate, but that’s probably what the secret Kenyan Muslim wanted me to think so he could peep in my windows at the womenfolk. I played right into his hand…
Photos: Splash News
hey liz.[oops of course we meant lindz
you will be great : ))
Glad you like the ‘Freaky Friday’ re-boot.
I’m sure Lindsay would knock the ball out of the park in ‘Cat on a Hot Tin Roof’, ‘Butterfield 8′ and ‘Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf’.
Such is her range…
It’s easy to mistake the two. After all, Liz is dead and Lohans nether region smells like it is.
As expected: looks fucking nothing like her.
Pippa?!?
DAT ASS!
wut ass? i can take a blank piece of paper and draw a line down the middle and it would have more ass.
FUNNY AS FUCK! i just peed a little reading your comment!!!!!!!!!1
Finally, the world begins to realise it has been lusting over a butt that isn’t there. A Phantom Butt if you will.
So LiLo went from Licking Dick (Linda Lovelace) to Liz & Dick (Elizabeth Taylor). There’s not THAT much difference, ya know.
It could easily have been “Licking Dick (Sam Ronson)” too.
Facially, she looks more like someone who should be doing a biopic about Lara Flynn Boyle. Bet they both know plenty about ‘facials’.
It’s weird. She’s 40, but she looked like, 20 8 years ago.
Credit where credit’s due, Lindsay looks like a young Elizabeth Taylor. A young, puffy, less attractive Elizabeth Taylor.
no ass but tanning bed stripes
That’s a spray tan, girl. She’s a ginger. Normal tanning beds have no effect on her freckle farm.
ok – so that’s the ‘drill’
terrible spray tan. when will ppl realize that no spray tan looks good or even natural? it looks HIDEOUS!! the only tan parts of her body are her elbows, thighs and halfway down her calf. she looks dumb
and whats a “normal” tanning bed?? didnt know there were fake tanning beds…….
the stripes are there because what little ass she has, it SAGS.
I thinking having Liz Taylor’s corpse star in this film would be less of a disaster. I doubt this thing even finishes production.
Of course it ain’t gonna finish production. This whole thing is a front for Disney’s and Hearst’s financial books.
Cokehead lohan will fuck it all up and Lifetime will claim the fuck ups by cokehead forced them to shut production and the ensuing costs from the failed production will give Disney and Hearst their needed losses for their books for 2012.
You’d think “John Carter” would be enough of a loss for Disney’s books.
Hey-o!
Unfortunately “The Avengers” changed all the plans Disney had for cooking the books over “John Carter”……
I can’t help but root for the Lohan. However, when the background shot to your film is 10 rolls of toilet paper, then this is definitely not exactly a comeback.
give her a break. only worse than crack farts are crack craps. she needs that t.p.
I don’t think Liz ever once had long hair. How expensive can a black curly blob wig be? My mum even had one. Black Barbie doll hair and a polystyrene head to rest it on.
When she met Burton during Cleopatra her hair was a short bob – but since this thing is already such an obvious train wreck, why bother trying for the sighest bit of accuracy?
Wow that’s Blohan? I thought for sure it was Liz reincarnated….hack, gag, cough. Yeah, that’s it.
If she’s supposed to be playing Elizabeth Taylor, why do they have her made up to look like an aged Dina Lohan with black hair?
I might be wrong about this, but didn’t Liz Taylor have an ass?
I was about to type those exact same words.
Why does the word “skank” come to mind?
Well…lemme think…maybe ‘cuz you can’t spell “fucking tramp”?
“Holy shit! Lindsay, the title of the movie is ‘Liz and Dick’, not ‘Liz and Her Dick’! Now put that away before young Elton John here see’s it!”
If they’re making “Liz and Dick” why does this pic look like “Liz Taylor: the Larry Fortensy Years”?
From the looks of this picture i really hope they signed on Terry Richardson as the principal cinematographer.
I’ll be willing to forgive Lohan for not looking a lot like Liz as long as she can get the acting right. I don’t think Lindsay has ever demonstrated anything that comes close to the “Bitch, I own this place” diva shit that Liz could pull off with just an icy stare.
Whoever the fuck got the ok to make this better know what they are doing. If this comes off like crap then Lindsay and whoever put it together is fucked.
It’s Lifetime: no one will give a flying fuck!
The core audience are 40/50/60something old women who plant their lard asses in front of Lifetime while being zoned out on their oxycontin and prozac that’s been downed with wine from the box. They’ll be incapable of even knowing what a shitfest the Liz Taylor “biopic” will be.
I’m pretty sure that Elizabeth Taylor, Hollywood Royalty never wore a cheap, tacky, faux fur bathing suit. In fact, I doubt if Liz ever wore cheap tacky faux anything.
Lohan on the other hand defines the words cheap, tacky, and faux.
http://www.outletn.com/upload/day_111214/Elizabeth-Taylors-jewelry-auction-06.jpg
Jeez “Mumra”, how could NOT have reflexively used the term “skank” when you used the term “lindsey lohan”??
Hi Archie,
Perhaps you hadn’t noticed, but about five comments above, I posted the following about another picture:
“Why does the word “skank” come to mind?”
it was reflexive in the past, it’s reflexive now, and it will always be reflexive.
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“It’ll be like How To Get Ahead In Advertising, but less arty.”
SOMEONE tell her to work out the ass muscles.
blame fez. after he backdoored it — it deflated.
Her body is head toward where she can play present day Ahhnald Schwarzenegger on Spike TV.
I generally try to support Lindsay Lohan as futile as that might be, but she looks like shit here and this is a horrible injustice to Elizabeth Taylor.
Not unless she’s portraying Liz six months after her death. Taylor might actually be flattered, then.
We all know this project is going to completely tank. Such is the fate of anything that even remotely involves ye who has been dubbed “Firecrotch”.
From that angle, she’s got the figure of a 90 year old
Does anyone else notice the subtle gradient of orange to white from head to toe?
Hey! Has anyone seen my ass? We’re about to start shooting!
if she’s so skinny why does she have a double chin?? confused
What gets me about all these Elizabeth Taylor-worshipping comments is that they come entirely (or almost entirely) from people who were not alive fifty years ago when “Liz & Dick” takes place, but they think they know shit anyway. “Liz was too classy ever to wear an animal-print bathing suit!” (Proven otherwise, above.) “Liz never had long hair!” (Because…you never saw her in a movie with long hair? Well, that’s proof.) And so on.
Fifty years ago, Elizabeth Taylor was sort of the Angelina Jolie of her time, pilloried for stealing Eddie Fisher away from her erstwhile close friend, Debbie Reynolds. First married at 18, by the age of 32, she was already on her fifth marriage, having been divorced three times—the marriage that ended with Mike Todd’s death, well, that was probably headed for divorce, too.
Not to take anything away from Taylor’s superior acting ability, but had this site been around 50-60 years ago, she would be a regular presence here, lampooning her serial weddings and her serial adultery.
The photo sequence above would seem to be recreating the “Yacht Episode” from 1961 that caused the scandal. Both Burton and Taylor were married to other people when a photographer caught them on the lying on the deck of a yacht exchanging spit while dressed in bathing suits. That photo caused a scandal around the world (and two divorces). Taylor did have long hair in the infamous photo.
No, she didn’t. And it was 1962, not 61.
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You’re right it was 1962, but that’s not the photo that caused the scandal:
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I didn’t say it was, I posted that one from the Le Scandale series so you can clearly see her hair was short and looked nothing like the Dina Lohan disaster hair in the current film. Rollered and teased, it became a full, below-the-ears bob which was very stylish for the time; it’s the same length it was when she made Butterfield 8 which released the previous year. You may have thought it was long as she was supine in the above shot, but I can assure you that’s not the case. The longer hairstyles she had in Cleopatra were acheived with wigs and falls.
Leopard print is a classic neutral! What a bunch of dumb asses!
Thanx for ruining our party asshole.
You’re right, Tom. Liz Taylor was one hell of an actress. I’ll never forget her in “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” She was incredible — got the Academy Award that year. And Burton got fucked. He was simply superb as “George” and should have gotten the Oscar. Lost out to Paul Scofield in “A Man for All Seasons.”
I think the only people who may have been in the running with her in the marriage sweepstakes were ZsaZsa Gabor and Mickey Rooney. Those were the days…
Jesus Christ, you can’t figure out that I’m not worshiping Elizabeth Taylor so much as I’m mocking Lindsay Lohan? Here we are having fun and you throw in a history lesson.
BTW, don’t assume that age thing you threw into the beginning of your post. Some of us are old enough to remember when the LIFE magazine showed up at the house and were amazed at how Elizabeth Taylor, MOVIE STAR, managed to make herself look so old and broken down in “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?”.
Ms. Lohan puzzles me – with all her substance abuse problems I would think she has severe self-esteem issues, yet here she is thinking she can be Elizabeth Taylor, who was not only extraordinarily beautiful but a great actress too. She cannot.
Ahaha…idiot.
I hope Lifetime is filming with some special Adobe camera of the future, because last night’s bloat and finger-bruises aren’t going to Photoshop themselves.
In case anyone was wondering where all of Ali’s food goes.
Did they get Richard Dean Anderson to play Dick?
This is all Wilmer Valderrama’s fault, really.
Should have budgeted for Spanx.
The hell?! Did she even look at herself in the mirror?
…Is this just one long-con Punk on Lindsay? Because that would be so choice! I’ll buy a ticket to that!
Looking bored already…
wtf scene is this?
this whole photo set is 16 hours of them them trying to get her to just lie down on the damn deck chair.
What the FUCK is going on with her ankles? Gangrene is the new..Orange? I’m so confused right now.
Even the back of her knees have track marks
Liz must be spinning in her grave!
Who the hell though lohan was a good idea? In that case, Snookie or Jwhatever would have been equally as good, AND much cheaper.
Judging by those cross dressing pictures. John Travolta would have been a better replacement to play Liz.
* Thought
She has one of the most ugly and annoying smiles ever!
Assuming her natural position (tought to her by Michael Lohan) I see.
*taught
Liz had a better body just before she died
I hope they took into consideration this bitch steals and made sure the jewelry is fake.
shes got negative ass. its when your ass is so small, it is not only not there, but takes a chunk out of the rest of your body to make room for all the absence of ass. if it were flatter, her hips would be floating above her thighs. she would be a two piece. i paid her for sex once. was the best piece of ass i never had.
haahahahah!
I think Lindsey is a good actress, but not to be the actress of Elizabeth Taylor’s on screen.
What were the producers thinking. She never will be compared to Ellizabeth Taylor. Elizabeth is one of a kind. Maybe it would have been better to get an unknown to play Elizabeth. What do you think?
Totes.
I think an unknown would have been a great casting call for this film. Since it was lower budget they should have definitely went that route. There are some amazing actresses out there waiting for their chance. So unfair