Lindsay Lohan’s A Suspect In Jewel Theft Now

August 28th, 2012 // 39 Comments
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UPDATE: And she just blamed a black guy. No, really.

So remember when Lindsay Lohan addressed the stolen jewelry reports by saying everyone fabricates lies about her when she’s “doing great?” The police just named her as a suspect. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell us … Lindsay and her assistant Gavin Doyle are both suspects in the theft.
Now here’s the twist … We’re told Sam [Magid] has recanted his story and now says nothing was stolen. But our sources say cops are not closing out the investigation because they believe they have independent witnesses who can finger Lindsay and Gavin as the thieves.

On top of that, TMZ also reports the Santa Monica police are looking to file charges against Lindsay for lying to them about who was driving her rented Porsche when it smashed into a tractor trailer:

Lindsay lied to cops when she told them she was NOT the driver, but a passenger. Cops are convinced Lindsay was indeed behind the wheel and are now investigating.
Sources tell us the follow-up questions relate to Lindsay’s alleged lying to cops — which is a crime punishable by 1 year in jail. We’re told the case will be referred to prosecutors. It will also be sent to the L.A. City Attorney for a possible probation violation in her necklace conviction.

Keep in mind, the police are also looking into arresting Amanda Bynes for hit-and-run, so maybe we’ve finally entered a new age in celebrity law enforcement where criminals are actually put behind bars even if they had really awesome breasts at a young age. Or maybe just forced to make out in prison videos to make up for all those times they were allowed to go free and ran over babies. You can’t spell justice without compromise.

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  1. Eustace Haney

    Fences beware – that jewelry was up LiLo’s cooch !

  2. elephantman

    Geee, did anyone not see this coming?

  3. The Most Interesting

    It was turquoise earrings and a pendant, wasn’t it?

  4. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
    Cock Dr
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    The doubled chinned dumbass strikes again.

  5. It’s like she thinks life itself is a free buffet table. See it, want it, take it.

    • There’s a woman in NY who has a $12,000 blond mink – with a ciggy burn in the lining that she didn’t make- who would agree with you. The only reason her coat was returned to her – with that new burn hole – is that Lohan was dumb enough to be photographed wearing it leaving the club.

      She’s a thief – end of story.

  6. Sliver

    What I don’t understand is how, for a woman who never had kids, she has such saggy breasts? It’s a mystery.

  7. JC

    I thought California had some kind of “three strikes” law? Or is it the “178 strikes law” for celebrities?

  8. USDA Prime McBeef

    It’s foolish to leave valuables around when junkies are present.

  9. Josephus

    On the plus side for Lindsay, at least someone wants to finger her.

  10. DeucePickle

    Well obviously, someone stole all her bras

  11. YTBOY

    I wish I could meet her. Just want to tell her how much I love her!!

  12. Sherry

    When I saw the story yesterday, my first thought was “Some sorta bat signal must go up at the Superficial guy’s house when this kinda thing happens”.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
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    The jig is up. It has finally been revealed that Lindsay is in fact an international jewel thief. I don’t think the police will be able to hold her. She has all the schematics and building plans of Californian prisons memorized and many escape scenarios planned out.

  14. VV

    I am SO sick of hearing about her. These stories have completely lost their novelty and seem to happen every other weekend. If she really wanted to make a ”comeback she could blow everyone the f@#$ away by behaving like a regular person for 5 minutes and not being implicated in whatever petty crime that is occurring exactly where she is. She needs to go away. Her ‘career’ = fetch; it’s not happening.

  15. El Jefe

    If the owner of the property says that there is nothing stolen, exactly what kid of fucking case does the prosecutor and the police have?Stop fucking wasting time with these assholes and idiots and let them solve their own problems and go deal with real crime and criminals.

    • Larry David

      exactly!

    • Innocent on account of being "famous"?

      So lying to the cops to cover up a plan to commit insurance fraud by someone on probation isn’t a real crime now? Or maybe she and the owner weren’t scheming and she just stole the stuff and gave it back so he said it never happened. Either way, someone on probation committed a crime.

  16. Larry David

    “We’re told Sam [Magid] has recanted his story and now says nothing was stolen…”

    why is everyone ignoring this part of the story? LOL

  17. Anonymous

    Meh….she’ll just get away with it.

    The “meeting” with the lawyers, sheriff’s office and the D.A. pretty much goes: 1) Lindsay shows tits; 2) drops to knees and sucks dick; D.A. calls “Shotgun anus!”; 3) bukkake; 4) Lindsay is released after “questioning” and somehow is driving a brand new sports car after all is said and done. Not forgetting Dina Lohan will pull an announcement from her ass stating that Lindsay is in the running for role in “Avengers 2″ or fake part in a major film.

  18. Put Lindsay and Amanda in the same cell and you have the makings of a new reality show made for Skinemax. We will make MILLIONS.

  19. Does anyone still jack off to Lindsay Lohan? LOL Not me.

    As wrinkled up and creepy as Lindsay Lohan is getting I would still bone her and pull on her nipples. I’ll pass on creeper Amanda Bynes.

  20. I dunno if anyone else is old enough to remember Robert Downey Jr.’s series of arrests before he went to jail for a good long while, but this is starting to sound very familiar. I hope this series is the one that sends Lindsay away. Not that I expect her to have the successful career and personal recovery that RDJ had; she’s not nearly self-aware enough, she’s ruined her looks, and I don’t even know if she can act anymore. I’ll just be glad for a year’s respite from this moron.

  21. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Who me? Why, why I do declare!

  22. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
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    Two fucktard parents do not a sane child make.

  23. Lindsay Lohan Blue Outfit Mr Chow
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    so.much.grease.

  24. Wait, does “doing great” mean “almost sober at the moment” or “didn’t commit vehicular manslaughter today” or just plain old “arrested but not convicted”?

    I keep forgetting…

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