Lindsay Lohan’s A Suspect In Jewel Theft Now

UPDATE: And she just blamed a black guy. No, really.

So remember when Lindsay Lohan addressed the stolen jewelry reports by saying everyone fabricates lies about her when she’s “doing great?” The police just named her as a suspect. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell us … Lindsay and her assistant Gavin Doyle are both suspects in the theft.
Now here’s the twist … We’re told Sam [Magid] has recanted his story and now says nothing was stolen. But our sources say cops are not closing out the investigation because they believe they have independent witnesses who can finger Lindsay and Gavin as the thieves.

On top of that, TMZ also reports the Santa Monica police are looking to file charges against Lindsay for lying to them about who was driving her rented Porsche when it smashed into a tractor trailer:

Lindsay lied to cops when she told them she was NOT the driver, but a passenger. Cops are convinced Lindsay was indeed behind the wheel and are now investigating.
Sources tell us the follow-up questions relate to Lindsay’s alleged lying to cops — which is a crime punishable by 1 year in jail. We’re told the case will be referred to prosecutors. It will also be sent to the L.A. City Attorney for a possible probation violation in her necklace conviction.

Keep in mind, the police are also looking into arresting Amanda Bynes for hit-and-run, so maybe we’ve finally entered a new age in celebrity law enforcement where criminals are actually put behind bars even if they had really awesome breasts at a young age. Or maybe just forced to make out in prison videos to make up for all those times they were allowed to go free and ran over babies. You can’t spell justice without compromise.

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