Lindsay Lohan Sued For That Time She Hit A Baby With Her Car

January 26th, 2012 // 56 Comments
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“Bras? Where we’re going we don’t need bras…”

I don’t make it an effort to cover the 800 lawsuits Lindsay Lohan‘s served with everyday mostly because she’s an over-entitled drug addict who doesn’t see the need to pay for goods or services, so they really should come as no surprise. But this one involves my favorite Lindsay anecdote. Namely the time she hit a fucking baby with her car. TMZ reports:

The accident occurred in September, 2010. TMZ broke the story … a witness claimed he saw Lindsay run a red light in her sports car in West Hollywood, hitting a nanny who was pushing a stroller across the intersection.
The witness claimed 3 of the 4 wheels on the stroller became airborne. The child wasn’t injured but the nanny — Nubia Del Carmen Preza — claims she was, and that’s why she is suing.

While I want to say this is an open and shut case considering you have a woman pushing a baby stroller who got struck by a goddamn car versus the drug-fueled driver of said car, keep in mind this is the California legal system we’re talking about, so don’t be surprised when Lindsay walks out of the courtroom with full custody of the child. I’d almost count on it.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash News

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  1. Jack Ketch

    Good, maybe this will stick ? Wear a bra to court this time, bitch. Jane Fonda’s tits are in better shape than yours.

  2. Every Guy

    Even when she looks like shit she’s hot.

  3. Besides getting full custody of the child, the Nanny will become property of Blowhan. Additionally, the state of Califuckedup will begin giving her police escorts whenever she wants to drive.

  4. LJ

    ….and the ambulance chasers didn’t file suit for 18 months because………oh that’s right Hugh Heffner just gave her a million dollars, and those low lying tit suckers of society (lawyers on contingency) want their fair share.

  5. rican

    Rancid milk comes out of those otherwise wonderful Gazongers

  6. Savalas

    One day, Lindsey will run smack dab into a court case and judge that can’t be thwarted by the powers of big tits and blonde hair.

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    If you find courtrooms so depressing, maybe you should avoid being in them so often, Lindsay.

  8. Lohanfan81

    She should get those titties bigger while she is still young. I swear to God I would pay to see any movie she was in if her titties were bigger.

    • Vince

      If she had bigger tits she would have got Lovelace. Talk about a missed oppurtunity.

      • The Critical Crassness

        Lovelace didn’t have big tits..she had small to medium tits, a big mouth and deep throat so she could swallow Harry Reems whole…get the facts straight…Lohan is too top-heavy to play Lovelace and I doubt she can actually suck that well either…

      • Charlie

        All that may be true but really LIndsay would be awesome with bigger tits. Her tits have always been okay but getting a tit job now would be great for her career. There’s no reason LIndsay Lohan should not get bigger tits.

      • Also keep in mind that Lovelace harks back to the days when porn actresses were all-natural, and went they bent over, it often looked like two bags of Jell-O were swinging from their chests. Hot!

    • the spiral

      Tits.

  9. Inmate 12236969

    Bleached blond fake tits and can’t take a dick; what a fucking skank.

  10. cc

    Geez, her breasts are really down in the dumps about the whole thing.

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    jeffiner
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    this bitch’s boobs are way too saggy to not be wearing a bra.

  12. So now she’s stealing watermelons? This chick needs an intervention. An intervention of penis.

  13. Frank Burns

    Ouch! Dammit, I stubbed my toe a year and half ago and I’m just now feeling it.

  14. Schmidtler

    hey babies everywhere – let this be a lesson to you – if you don’t want your stupid diaper wearing asses branded by the front end of a Bentley, stay the fuck out of the street!

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    BP
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    I would kill to be that bra……….

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    NG
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    I would suck on those cow tits like crazy.

  17. Da Cheese

    I’d do lines off those boobs

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    BK
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    When did Lindsay’s boobs turn 60?

  19. Judge Ito

    I sentence her to 800 hrs of floor buffing with those wonks.

  20. Jonathan

    She would look awesome with a boob job, she has the money and it’s a good investment.

  21. Rico Jones

    Can’t believe how this once attractive girl ruined her looks so quickly.

  22. Lindsay Lohan Probation Hearing
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    it’s not just you, Lindsay. i love your tits too!

  23. Lindsay Lohan Probation Hearing
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    In every picture like this, there’s always a black lady cop staring at it all with her eyes.

  24. Lindsay Lohan Probation Hearing
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    Am I reading the caption right? LAX has its own courthouse now?

  25. Datotheiane

    Fish, I’d like to thank you for your tireless dedication to bringing awareness to this news story. I hope they call you as a witness at the trial.

  26. whim

    yep: THE BAGGAGE IS COMING NOW, folks!!

  27. Loser!

    I’m actually laughing that whorehan got sued again. The babysitter won’t win, but it will cost whorehan more attorney fees, which will hopefully bankrupt her; she’ll be giving blowjobs to random strangers in dark alleyways for rent money soon enough…

  28. Vanessahudgens4life

    you Lindsay Lohan fans are crazy, she will never get breast implants! 1. she can’t afford it 2. she will never do anything to please her fans because she hates them. you all need to get over it, her career is over LOL

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Is anyone here a fan?

    • Jennifer

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  29. !!!!!!!

    when the lady wins, her settlement will be in freckles. that’s all that girl has to give. if freckles were money, she’d be a billionaire.

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    B L Zebubba`
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    She’s free-boobin’ it.

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    B L Zebubba
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s free-boobin’ it.

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    jenn
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    ugh i wish she would go dark or red again im so sick of seeing cracked out barbie.

  33. Alex

    She looks like the 50-something owner of a 2nd hand shop I know.

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    What a Hoo Bag she is , For the men out there keep your women away from her : (

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    sweetlips
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    The hair on her head is hideous :/

  36. CranAppleSnapple

    What is there to smile about? God I want to smack her.

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    Crystal
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    Why did she have to do that to her tits? Does she just not understand it doesn’t look good? Disappointed… but who am I to judge? I am a nobody, after all.

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    Crystal
    Commented on this photo:

    Just joking about the nobody, but you know what I mean. My name isn’t known by millions of people.

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    Haragopal
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    Why not let the past stay there. All of us only have the present to do mtseohing in and I applaud Lindsay for such an outstanding photo shoot. Perhaps her life will turn around and we’ll all feel good about it.

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