“Bras? Where we’re going we don’t need bras…”
I don’t make it an effort to cover the 800 lawsuits Lindsay Lohan‘s served with everyday mostly because she’s an over-entitled drug addict who doesn’t see the need to pay for goods or services, so they really should come as no surprise. But this one involves my favorite Lindsay anecdote. Namely the time she hit a fucking baby with her car. TMZ reports:
The accident occurred in September, 2010. TMZ broke the story … a witness claimed he saw Lindsay run a red light in her sports car in West Hollywood, hitting a nanny who was pushing a stroller across the intersection.
The witness claimed 3 of the 4 wheels on the stroller became airborne. The child wasn’t injured but the nanny — Nubia Del Carmen Preza — claims she was, and that’s why she is suing.
While I want to say this is an open and shut case considering you have a woman pushing a baby stroller who got struck by a goddamn car versus the drug-fueled driver of said car, keep in mind this is the California legal system we’re talking about, so don’t be surprised when Lindsay walks out of the courtroom with full custody of the child. I’d almost count on it.
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash News
Jack Ketch | January 26, 2012 at 1:29 pm
Good, maybe this will stick ? Wear a bra to court this time, bitch. Jane Fonda’s tits are in better shape than yours.
Gloria Gant | January 26, 2012 at 7:07 pm
She just needs a tit job, make them a little bigger. Problem solved.
Every Guy | January 26, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Even when she looks like shit she’s hot.
Fletch | January 26, 2012 at 1:43 pm
You must be a meth addict because this chick stopped being hot about 5 years ago
Every Guy | January 26, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Meth and Lohan titties are my vices, I admit it.
Clarence Beeks | January 26, 2012 at 3:52 pm
Fletch, I agree. She looks horrid.
Fletch | January 26, 2012 at 1:44 pm
Besides getting full custody of the child, the Nanny will become property of Blowhan. Additionally, the state of Califuckedup will begin giving her police escorts whenever she wants to drive.
DeucePickle | January 26, 2012 at 3:31 pm
Isn’t this the premise of “Mr. Belvedere” ?
LJ | January 26, 2012 at 1:51 pm
….and the ambulance chasers didn’t file suit for 18 months because………oh that’s right Hugh Heffner just gave her a million dollars, and those low lying tit suckers of society (lawyers on contingency) want their fair share.
your mom | January 26, 2012 at 1:56 pm
No, it actually takes 18 months for a law suite to get to court….
LJ | January 27, 2012 at 3:21 am
No, this lawsuit was filed for the first time on Wednesday. It has NOT been making it’s way through the courts:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/01/lindsay-lohan-sued-driving-injuries.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+lanowblog+%28L.A.+Now%29&utm_content=Google+Feedfetcher
CranAppleSnapple | January 29, 2012 at 10:58 pm
Why did you trail off? Going to look up how to spell law suit properly?
CranAppleSnapple | January 29, 2012 at 11:00 pm
My comment was at your mom.
Jiminy Cryptic | January 26, 2012 at 2:15 pm
Well now that the’re pointed at the ground, those low-lying tit suckers have easy access.
rican | January 26, 2012 at 2:02 pm
Rancid milk comes out of those otherwise wonderful Gazongers
Savalas | January 26, 2012 at 2:02 pm
One day, Lindsey will run smack dab into a court case and judge that can’t be thwarted by the powers of big tits and blonde hair.
Lohanfan81 | January 26, 2012 at 2:18 pm
She should get those titties bigger while she is still young. I swear to God I would pay to see any movie she was in if her titties were bigger.
Vince | January 26, 2012 at 2:52 pm
If she had bigger tits she would have got Lovelace. Talk about a missed oppurtunity.
The Critical Crassness | January 26, 2012 at 3:26 pm
Lovelace didn’t have big tits..she had small to medium tits, a big mouth and deep throat so she could swallow Harry Reems whole…get the facts straight…Lohan is too top-heavy to play Lovelace and I doubt she can actually suck that well either…
Charlie | January 26, 2012 at 5:23 pm
All that may be true but really LIndsay would be awesome with bigger tits. Her tits have always been okay but getting a tit job now would be great for her career. There’s no reason LIndsay Lohan should not get bigger tits.
TomFrank | January 26, 2012 at 8:47 pm
Also keep in mind that Lovelace harks back to the days when porn actresses were all-natural, and went they bent over, it often looked like two bags of Jell-O were swinging from their chests. Hot!
the spiral | January 26, 2012 at 10:53 pm
Tits.
Inmate 12236969 | January 26, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Bleached blond fake tits and can’t take a dick; what a fucking skank.
cc | January 26, 2012 at 2:33 pm
Geez, her breasts are really down in the dumps about the whole thing.
Eric | January 26, 2012 at 2:38 pm
So now she’s stealing watermelons? This chick needs an intervention. An intervention of penis.
Frank Burns | January 26, 2012 at 2:50 pm
Ouch! Dammit, I stubbed my toe a year and half ago and I’m just now feeling it.
Schmidtler | January 26, 2012 at 3:26 pm
hey babies everywhere – let this be a lesson to you – if you don’t want your stupid diaper wearing asses branded by the front end of a Bentley, stay the fuck out of the street!
Da Cheese | January 26, 2012 at 4:34 pm
I’d do lines off those boobs
Judge Ito | January 26, 2012 at 6:19 pm
I sentence her to 800 hrs of floor buffing with those wonks.
Jonathan | January 26, 2012 at 7:06 pm
She would look awesome with a boob job, she has the money and it’s a good investment.
Rico Jones | January 26, 2012 at 8:42 pm
Can’t believe how this once attractive girl ruined her looks so quickly.
Datotheiane | January 26, 2012 at 11:44 pm
Fish, I’d like to thank you for your tireless dedication to bringing awareness to this news story. I hope they call you as a witness at the trial.
whim | January 26, 2012 at 11:56 pm
yep: THE BAGGAGE IS COMING NOW, folks!!
Loser! | January 27, 2012 at 3:37 am
I’m actually laughing that whorehan got sued again. The babysitter won’t win, but it will cost whorehan more attorney fees, which will hopefully bankrupt her; she’ll be giving blowjobs to random strangers in dark alleyways for rent money soon enough…
Vanessahudgens4life | January 27, 2012 at 4:49 am
you Lindsay Lohan fans are crazy, she will never get breast implants! 1. she can’t afford it 2. she will never do anything to please her fans because she hates them. you all need to get over it, her career is over LOL
CranAppleSnapple | January 29, 2012 at 11:03 pm
Is anyone here a fan?
!!!!!!! | January 27, 2012 at 3:43 pm
when the lady wins, her settlement will be in freckles. that’s all that girl has to give. if freckles were money, she’d be a billionaire.
Alex | January 28, 2012 at 7:24 pm
She looks like the 50-something owner of a 2nd hand shop I know.
CranAppleSnapple | January 29, 2012 at 11:01 pm
What is there to smile about? God I want to smack her.