Because Lindsay Lohan doesn’t believe in paying anything that isn’t Dina‘s mortgage, she now owes $16,000 on a storage unit that will most likely go up for auction because the IRS took all her money. So now might be a good time to finally “thank” Charlie Sheen and hope he’s a tipper. TMZ reports:
Lindsay Lohan is on the verge of losing expensive designer clothes, family heirlooms and potentially embarrassing items … because she hasn’t paid her storage bill and as a result the unit is about to go up on the auction block.
Sources close to Lindsay tell us … LiLo has fallen behind on paying her monthly bill … and now owes roughly $16,000 to the storage company.
The account is now delinquent and the locker can’t be opened until the balance is paid in full…
Can you even imagine what the inside of a kleptomaniac cokehead’s storage locker looks like? The thing has to be stuffed to the gills with stolen clothes, purses, heirlooms from other people’s houses, who the fuck knows? In a way she tried to steal the very storage space this shit’s stored in, so the possibilities are endless. They’ll probably find Jon Benet Ramsey in there wearing Elizabeth Taylor’s fur coat and nothing but an old Play-Doh Fun Factory for nourishment. “Please, red lady, don’t make me pick pockets again. The light… it hurts.”
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How can someone possibly fuck something like this up? You got all this money and storage units are comparatively dirt ass cheap. It wouldn’t be a stretch to buy a long term lease (multiple years) in cash, up front. Problem solved.
This girl could fuck up a cup of black, no sugar, no cream, coffee. She could fuck it up with someone else brewing it FOR her.
Mother of God.
Paris Hilton and Aretha Franklin had the same things happen to them. And they actually have money.
Morons. All of them.
That’s right, thats where they found the Valtrex.
Prediction: Darrell outbids Dave Hester for the locker. Turns out to be nothing but junk.
If Dave wins…
“Let’s see, an old straw….should bring 300 bucks….bent spoon, that’s an easy 500 bucks. Here we go! Semen-stained bra. Boom, a grand and a half right there.”
“That’s the wow factor right there!”
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
Georgio, don’t you just love how the show calculates profit before anyone’s actually seen a dime in resale?
Come on now, Tom. I’m sure those 300 cassette tapes are a surefire sale at 2 bucks apiece!
She’l be ringing in the new year by doing porn.
Lindsay’s opinion is that it’s always nice to bring the new year in with a bang!
yuuup
Damnit…came here to say that
Storage Whores, a new series from A&E.
How long do you not have to pay for a storage unit to rack up $16,000 in bills? WTF?
Storage in Beverly Hills is $16,000 a month. Just because your chorizo maker and churro stand can be put in East LA Storage for a night with your seester, don’t think Lohan puts her crap in there.
I was so scared thinking that I had hit another car, but it turns out it was just a stupid STROLLER!
I will so DVR that episode. I predict a lot of blurred out items.
Hey…every generation needs their own train wrecks!
I for one am looking forward to the morgue photos. She will not change in any way until she hits rock bottom, which for addicts can be exiting the mortal coil.
Whatever looks she had are dissipating rapidly.
She was never pretty, just wholesome-looking is all, low-end average, I’d say. Sister Ali ? Unfortunate looking. And how sad is it that you have to get face fillers and new teeth before your 26th birthday ? She is vile.
How did her face get so puffy? She doesn’t look like she’s gained any weight.
She’s trying to implement character immersion for a possible “Hobbit” role that her coke dealer lined her up for .
she could fuck up a wetdream
I would say so. In fact, don’t say that again. It’s like saying Candyman in the mirror, and now all our wetdreams are gonna turn to horror.
I don’t know if this qualifies as redundancy, but she used to BE my wet dream!
I think it makes you an oxyMoron, sweety. :D
if terry richardson pays her 10 grand so he can get naked and jerk off while taking her picture, she can just do 2 more photoshoots with him and shes got some left over for drinks.
I’d be afraid to buy her storage unit because you’d probably end up being charged with being in possession of stolen goods.
Or possession with intent to distribute.
Most likely both.
Finally I get a chance to redeem my Al Capone nightmare!!!
I’ll bet that storage unit is where she stores her dewlap, or wattle or in the parlance of our times, her jowl cream.
I am sorry, but I never figured out what does she really do.
Is she an actress or…? Why is she even famous in the first place.
Hot knockers and the illusion of being sexually available to even those of us who can’t get her into the best parties.
Oh, just wait awhile. When she’s doing porn she won’t be going to the best parties anymore, except perhaps as back bedroom “entertainment”. (Separate admission applies.)
The parties she’ll be invited to will be a different class entirely. Think “pay-per-view”.
Pay-per-DO.
Old lady face.
She’s more jowly than Walter Matthau doing his Marlon Brando impression in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Firecrotch? More like fried-up ccotch amirite?
“How DARE you suggest I had to do something to Charlie for those 100 grand?”
You know, sudden aging, disappearance of acting talent, persopnality change, kleptomaniac tendencies… What if someone actually stole Lindsay’s skin years ago and has been living in it while Linds’ mutilated corpse is lying in a ditch somewhere (Russel Brand’s basement). Is that you Dina?
I thought that she was supposed to be a natural red head. Those roots don’t look red to me.
Those lips……
Well, she already has the lips for porn. Porn is a good way to make money fast. And hers would sell like hotcakes because it’s what we’ve all been waiting for. Morbid curiosity is a hell of a thing. I would suggest she hit the gym hard first.
Air guitar !!!!!
WTF is wrong with her face? How did she ruin herself?
I bet the stuff will smell like b.o., rotten teeth and fishy cooter. And that’s just due to her in-progress perfume line being stored there.
yuuuup : )
we’ll buy it…
..for you ?