Because Lindsay Lohan doesn’t believe in paying anything that isn’t Dina‘s mortgage, she now owes $16,000 on a storage unit that will most likely go up for auction because the IRS took all her money. So now might be a good time to finally “thank” Charlie Sheen and hope he’s a tipper. TMZ reports:
Lindsay Lohan is on the verge of losing expensive designer clothes, family heirlooms and potentially embarrassing items … because she hasn’t paid her storage bill and as a result the unit is about to go up on the auction block.
Sources close to Lindsay tell us … LiLo has fallen behind on paying her monthly bill … and now owes roughly $16,000 to the storage company.
The account is now delinquent and the locker can’t be opened until the balance is paid in full…
Can you even imagine what the inside of a kleptomaniac cokehead’s storage locker looks like? The thing has to be stuffed to the gills with stolen clothes, purses, heirlooms from other people’s houses, who the fuck knows? In a way she tried to steal the very storage space this shit’s stored in, so the possibilities are endless. They’ll probably find Jon Benet Ramsey in there wearing Elizabeth Taylor’s fur coat and nothing but an old Play-Doh Fun Factory for nourishment. “Please, red lady, don’t make me pick pockets again. The light… it hurts.”