Lindsay Lohan Skips Town After Jewelry Theft Because That’s Not At All Suspicious

Yesterday, we found out that Lindsay Lohan was questioned by the police after attending a house party Sunday night that, surprise, ended in the owner’s jewelry being stolen. So here’s Lindsay immediately skipping town last night because she’s practically a ninja at not looking guilty as shit. “People will just think I’m a jet-setting movie star,” she’ll say to no one in particular, massaging her stealing fingers for more stealing.

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