Yesterday, we found out that Lindsay Lohan was questioned by the police after attending a house party Sunday night that, surprise, ended in the owner’s jewelry being stolen. So here’s Lindsay immediately skipping town last night because she’s practically a ninja at not looking guilty as shit. “People will just think I’m a jet-setting movie star,” she’ll say to no one in particular, massaging her stealing fingers for more stealing.
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tons of family jewels
Looks like the bad character from Mad Magazine. Can’t think of his name, help me out folks. But she is a drop dead double for him.
The spy dressed in black from Spy V Spy. Looked it up.
YES! hahahaha
She’s clearly preparing for her next heist. The Smithsonian? The Hermitage? The Louvre? Can anyone foil… The Freckler?
*nod to sparkymcgee*
Museums? I figure she’ll hit Reynolds Tobacco and the Seagram’s distillery.
Sorry. I guess I’m just not used to thinking like a crackwhore.
I just love when you ignore the police statement that she is not a suspect and go straight to she’s guilty….once again proving that fact check is never an option for the team at The Superficial….But your mindless drivel is good for a few laughs….
She’s guilty asshole.
She was there, moron. All the guests would be suspects.
How are you able to type thoughts if your brain stem is not hooked-up right?
I think Lindsay is really D.B. Cooper.
AND she kidnapped the Lindburgh baby.
AND murdered Nicole and what’s-his-name.
“So your new name is Billy, and mine will be Yasdnil. I’m from Russia, and we met on the internet. I’m carrying this sack of jewelry because you’re a big-time jewelry dealer person, and you love me, and you gave me all this jewelry because you want me to stay here and you also want me to be in your new jewelry commercials. Got it? Now, where’s that place where we can sell some of this jewelry for cocaine. What? Those are cameras, not microphones, idiot. They can’t hear what I’m saying.”
Bitch is running around like Carmen Sandiego.
Smart move going out of town to fence the stuff.
Tomorrow’s headline: Police arrest Lindsay Lohan for pawning stolen jewelry
Friday’s headline: Judge orders Lohan serve 2 hours of community service for theft
Next week’s headline: Lohan fails to show up for community service, judge says “Close enough.”
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
This bitch…
Lindsay is like that friend you had when you were thirteen that insulted all your stuff yet manged to get you to lend her all your clothes then proceed to “lose” them and then make fun of you in front of guys when you tried to bring it up. Bitch.
She’ll be photographed wearing the stolen jewelry within a week. yes, she IS that stupid.
WE ALL KNOW YOU DID IT.
Her acquaintances in New York will be missing a few possessions soon … after she has a few auto collisions … after stumbling out of a few nightclubs … after visiting a few ‘connections’ …
She was last seen with Anita Bath and Lou Pole. Especially that last one.
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The watches were too hot, so for travel money she pawned her pants.
TSA: “Please put your bag on the belt here and come on through … great. Okay … watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, ring, ring, flask, ring, handcuffs, watch. Looks good! Have a nice flight, Miss Lohan!”
Bra, FFS. My boobs look better than that and I’m twice your age.
looks so ugly~ hate her
Thats what they get for letting a known thief into their house.
what does she have against underwear? i wonder is she owns any of any kind.