Yesterday, we found out that Lindsay Lohan was questioned by the police after attending a house party Sunday night that, surprise, ended in the owner’s jewelry being stolen. So here’s Lindsay immediately skipping town last night because she’s practically a ninja at not looking guilty as shit. “People will just think I’m a jet-setting movie star,” she’ll say to no one in particular, massaging her stealing fingers for more stealing.
Lindsay Lohan Skips Town After Jewelry Theft Because That’s Not At All Suspicious
August 22nd, 2012 // 31 Comments