Stop Lying About Lindsay, You Guys

August 24th, 2012 // 53 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan is in New York right now because earlier in the week she was questioned by police after attending a house party where a bunch of jewelry wound up stolen. Of course, these are all facts I just made up because I hate comebacks. Sometimes I think about putting them all in concentration camps and then conquering Poland, I hate them so much. Via Twitter:

Damn, she’s onto us. And here I was going to point out she’s leaving The Dream Hotel owned by that rich millionaire guy she bangs to get into parties she’s not invited to, but it looks like the jig is up. This is just a library, folks, she was there teaching poor kids how to read. God, this is embarrassing.

Photo: INFdaily

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  1. Worried in NYC

    Christ I work right next to that hotel. I better watch my wallet.

  2. YTBOY

    She is so hot!! Very sexy picture!!!

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    YTBOY
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    THATS HOT!!!

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    Bee
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    Wo, early 90′s belly button ring making a comeback.

  5. Lance Armstrong

    This strategy once worked for me.

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    bodyform
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    Lindsay, learn how to dress and how to spray tan from the girl next to you.

  7. JC

    What’s most tragic is that she categorizes her current state as “doing great.” I guess “hitting a rough patch” now means fighting hobos for that last sip of Sterno and losing some toes to gangrene.

  8. General Zod

    We have the technology. Better, faster, stronger….STDs.

  9. Joaquin ingles

    “Just sayin’”
    STFU.

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    karlito
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    covers her face yet has a smile on her face. loves the attention even if it’s for the wrong reasons.

  11. Fun Fact: Vikram Chatwal named it “Dream Hotel” after Babu Bhatt’s “Dream Café.”

    [img]http://www.tomleopold.net/images/gallery/3.jpg[/img]

  12. She looks like this now, imagine her at 30? She’s going to look like Clorece Leachmann … Sorry Miss Leachmann for the comparison …

    • Jack Ketch

      Cloris … and I hear ya. We all do. That side boob is just fucking hideous for a 26 year-old, bloody seriously scary, I’d say. A few years back there was talk of a boob job, but I think these are real, even more of an argument to wear a fucking bra !!

  13. Damn, she figured me out. I guess since I can no longer fabricate lies about her, I’ll have to stop talking about her entirely.

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    The girl on the right is as close as regret will ever get to Lindsay Lohan.

  15. Aah, Fish! You cheeky monkey! I heart you to pieces.

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    catapostrophe
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    Who’s the orange mystery lady?

  17. logan

    I’m just going to wait until Monday or Tuesday to comment on this mess. A weekend in NYC will produce a new batch of crazyness I am sure. Will she get kicked out of a club? Will she hit the pavement as she exits a club? Will she be in a car accident? Will she steal? All these questions and more will be answered the beginning of the week. Until then………………………..

  18. anonym

    she thinks she’s “doing great” ????

  19. I’m soo tired of this delusional fucking cunt. I hope she fucking dies soon.

  20. friend

    i dont care how much of a theiving, fame-whore skank she is, i would smash her backdoors in, then ask for seconds. she’ perfect, a girl who loves sex and is anyones for a few lines. but then i do have low standards but then all guys do if their really honest, or gay or have never had any but like to retend they have

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    kittenmittensmascotmeow
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    You know, shes doing what can for her career, covering her face and showing casing her ta tas is her best bet nowadays .

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    Please, God, that her dumb ass is wearing one of the things she stole the other day. That would make up for the whole You-making-her-famous thing.

  23. herbiefrog

    we’re glad…

    that’s about it… really… … …

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    Dirk Diggler
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    Someone should make a habit of giving her AIDS

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    Anita Massengill
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    Just like a lively sprite , so lithe and flexible !

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    She’s just afraid they’re trying to steal her soul. Jokes on them, she traded her soul for the part in that “Liz and Dick movie”.

    Just kidding, she blew the director for that part, we all know gingers don’t even have souls.

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Hiding your face will only drive attention to your cooch Lindsay.

  28. Lindsay Lohan Midriff Legs Short Shorts Hiding Face Dream Hotel NYC
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    If she grabbed my phone the picture of her vagina she’d find on there is almost 10 years old.

  29. Lindsay Lohan Midriff Legs Short Shorts Hiding Face Dream Hotel NYC
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    why would try hidden face all time media click you snap .
    http://www.myspace.com/594738700

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    Why are TMZ putting this on their site? those pics are from August 22nd, slow news day? BTW Linday looks awesome

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    cementmixr
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    It barely overed her penis.

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    cementmixer
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    It barely covered her penis.

  33. Lindsay Lohan Midriff Legs Short Shorts Hiding Face Dream Hotel NYC
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    She actually looks health here and really hot !

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    cc`
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    If that other woman is Lindsey’s new lover, then she’s definitely hotter than LL’s last girlfriend!

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