Presumably to remind us that sending her to rehab instead of jail was a complete crock of shit, Lindsay Lohan stole a $2,500 necklace only to have an assistant turn it into the police right before they got to her house with a search warrant, according to RadarOnline:
As RadarOnline.com has previously reported, on February 1, police went to court seeking a search warrant for Lohan’s Venice Beach home because they suspected the Mean Girls star, 24, swiped a high end piece of jewelry from a store in Venice Beach on January 22.
The necklace was turned in before the search warrant was executed.
Investigators told the court they actually have video of the troubled actress wearing the missing bling.
“Lindsay is being accused of stealing high end jewelry, including a necklace,” one law enforcement source with knowledge of the situation told RadarOnline.com.
The D.A. is deciding whether to pursue charges which means he won’t because why bother when she’ll just end up going to another spa for 30 days? In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if Lindsay orchestrated this whole thing just to get in the press. (Congrats, by the way.) She probably walked out with the necklace knowing full well she can just say the store loaned it to her and it’s all just a “misunderstanding,” but, OMG, we’re all out to get her. That or she realized it’s easier to whip babies in strollers with a nice, sturdy gold chain and didn’t have time for pedestrian exchanges of currency because she’s so pretty. It’s a coin toss.
UPDATE: Like clockwork.