“Let’s see: Two cameras, one security guard- Eh, fuck it, I’ll just walk in and take shit.”
This may come as a shock to you, but apparently Lindsay Lohan obtained some form of goods or services without paying for them, so clearly, this is some sort of mistake because she’s so rich and pretty. TMZ reports:
Elite Transportation Limo and Security Services claims Lindsay rode with them from February 2009 to May 2009. Elite claims Lindsay also booked limos for her friends and family. Some of the payments show a $6,000 an hour rate, which also includes security.
As for payments … well, Elite says she pulled a Lindsay. And with penalties and late charges, the $33,978 bill has now swelled to $90,585.79.
To any business owners out there, there’s a simple solution to all this: Always make Lindsay Lohan pay cash. If she walks into your store or calls your company, simply say, “I’m sorry, ma’am, but you’re a thieving freckle-whore, so we’re going to need to see a stack of bills upfront.” Not only will this save you an inevitable revenue loss, but chances are you won’t even have to pick her up because her mom immediately collects the money after each trick lest she gets the “liver hand.” I heard Lindsay tried to hide a twenty under her pillow once, and Dina smelled it from two blocks away. Granted, Lindsay might’ve spilled some gin on it, you get my point.
Photos: Splash News
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Shocking revelation. Absolutely shocking.
I’m sure this is all just a big misunderstanding. LiLo will certainly be around to put things right in a day or so. Just give her a ballpark estimate of how many drivers she’ll be servicing so she can bring enough condoms.
Condoms are an extra fee. Hence she was once given the nickname “Fire crotch,” assuming for more than just the red hair.
…. $6,000 an hour??? The only services I’ve ever known that merits $6,000 an hour comes with two high-end hookers, and an ounce of Colombian snorting medicine. If it doesn’t include both the aforementioned—nothing in this world is worth 6K per hour—nothing!!!…..Artofwar
Maybe it was a ride from NY to LA. BTW she should pay for wanted to impress. Whom? I cant imagine.
60 grand in late fees? Yeah fuck that. Late fees are the biggest scam ever invented, next to Lost Movie fees. I can still recall the last time I ever rented a movie from a brick and mortar business. I picked up “A Goofy Movie” for my nephew to watch while he was spending the weekend, and through a mishap with a vacuum cleaner, the disk was scratched beyond repair. I went in with the disk and explained what happened, fully prepared to buy them a new copy, when the manager hits me with a $200 movie replacement fee. Furious, I drive a mile up the road to Walmart, and find a new copy in the family section for 5 bucks. Drive back to the movie place, slap the thing down on the counter in front of him, and say “We’re even. Charge my card, and I’ll see you in small claims court.”
Side Note: LiLo received services and didn’t offer recompense? Who gives a shit? The Clintons still owe New York hundreds of thousands of dollars for their daughter’s marriage, but you don’t see anyone bitching about that, do you?
That’s where guys have been touching her with a 10-foot pole.
Why and how is it, does she always seem to have her legs marked up with bruises and scrapes of some sort?
Having sex in the bushes with bouncers to get into clubs?
I’ll go with that.
so how much money are they going to compensate LL for suing her and gaining all this publicity off it? yesterday no one knew who the f*ck Elite Transportation Limo and Security Services was.
Why didn’t they sue her a couple years ago when it was obvious payment wouldn’t be received. Why wait so long?
Exactly. The whole thing smells like total bs to me.
no reasonable person in 2009 didn’t know lindsay’s a deadbeat. she should get off just on that technicality (in legalese, Elite didn’t have the mental capacity to enter into a contract.)
you’re welcome, linds.
Put her in jail, or on house arrest with a monitoring anklet, that will straighten her out! Right?!?
If not, there must be some sort of program that can rehabilitate her.
That’s a good idea, but you should add in some community service as well.
Its a Limo. I’m sure you can take it out in trade in the back .
Anyone ever been to Paris? The women are hot
yep, france was a beautiful melting pot. but today multiculturalism in more in melt*down* (i’m with bardot on the french heritage bit)
Everyone in Paris smells, and that includes all of their ugly women. Bridget Bardot and Catherine Denuve were the only cute ones that ever came out of France, and that’s only because of some nuclear fallout that turned them into cute mutants.
I always let the escorts and regular street hookers travel with me for free. So if you need a lift across town, linds…..
hmph when i ordered an escort there i ended up with a dozen snails.. maybe it was the accent
NOT looking good here. When will she just OD and die?
AFTER her lesbian sex tape?
The pope has a $200 driver and security package; he seems to be doing dandy to me.
If they weren’t ashamed of the 6thou limo ride, why did they throw in free security?
Fuck these people they deserve nothing.
If you are greedy enough to try to get double supposed actual amount in late fees and penalties, then you deserve to get nothing.
This is usury.
Interesting that you call her a “thieving freckled whore” and then you use her photos to make money….
Did you pay her to use her photos to generate traffic and revenue for yourself?
Did you pay any of the celebrities on here to use their images and likeness for this site?
Lindsay, quity bitching and PAY YOUR BIILS, you useless twat.
Did you pay to rant?
LILO is low rent. That isn’t anyone’s fault but her own. If we can no longer ridicule the least desirable of our species we will all become freckled kleptomaniacs with uncontrollable desires for blow and red bull. That shit is basically in the bible – I’m talking old testament here before any scholars challenge that interpretation.
Bullshit! They didn’t have Red Bull in the Old Testament. Only Rock Star.
Venom is a stupid troll. Go to her fan page and leave The Superficial at once!
She looks like shit as a blonde
Poor dear; she’s just so misunderstood.
So many directions to go on this, but … exactly what does she think she’s accomplishing? She’s already wearing glasses to hide her eyes. And most people don’t even *care* about her eyes. If you intend to ruin photos for paps, hold it over your boobs, Linds.
And if you’re trying to spare me personally, hold it over that travesty you’ve perpetrated on your mouth.
Why are is the hairy hooker clan all over this site? Fuck that bitch looks like a troll next to her giant husband.
*is
She must be off of crack, she looks very fat.
No, she doesn’t.
fs
Um…how many times does she not pay before they stop picking her ass up?
there is only one option possible: SHE STOLE IT, folks!!
She just needs to run for president because she is just as corrupt as all the politcians. She knows people in high placees already that help her escape from all her sentences. Shes still on the outside and it is obviously alright with the law to let her continue her crime sprees.
She can’t be President:
1. Not old enough (must be at least 35…I know, looks are deceiving).
2. An extensive criminal record, while not a disqualifier, is certainly not desireable..
3. Must have an IQ above the speed limit.
STEEEEEEE-RIKE THREE!
Oh yeah, and mental illness running through the entire family is probably not a ringing endorsement either.
If Billy Clinton can be Pres anyone can be Pres.
you are amazing at what you do. this post is a perfect example. love it!
I hope they repossess her new whoremobile. That would be an awesome episode of that Repo show.
She looks nice and thick but I wouldn’t touch her snatch for nothin!!
I’d fuck her fake tits.
I’m ashamed to say but this is the reason the united states of america are Bankrupt, Broke and so all the states have flat tires.
…………….CALIFORNIA IN TOP SPOT, folks!!
asian guy in the back
*like omg i think its that famous prostitute i think her name was like julia roberts?
This limo
company doesn’t really have the right to charge Lindsey anything along those numbers. This is absolutely a scam and should be treated as such.
She shouldn’t be required to pay back this limo company. This is absoutely a scam and should be treated as such.
Oh yeees, Bobby. She used their services and never paid them and should never HAVE to pay! Because they tricked HER!
$60k in late fees gimme a break..
people do not pay late fees and penalties.
Fish, have you seen her jacked-up maw? Her teeth are all chipped and brown! God, I’m so nauseated.
http://amygrindhouse.com/lindsay-lohan-teeth.html#comment-57021
Cute outfit.
Agree
I know she’s unhappy… and I could probably help her… but no… I’m just some no-name chick.