Lindsay Lohan Caused The Accident? Get Out

June 20th, 2012 // 46 Comments
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When Lindsay Lohan crashed into a tractor-trailer while behind the wheel of a Porsche she wasn’t supposed to be driving, she first blamed her assistant by lying to the police and claiming he was driving, and then blamed the tractor-trailer for cutting him/her off. So of course the truth turned out to be she was speeding and caused the whole thing herself. RadarOnline reports:

A source close to the situation tells us, “The investigation is almost complete, and Lindsay was speeding in the moments before the accident. She was probably going ten miles over the posted speed limit, which would have been around fifty miles per hour. There were no skid marks, which indicate that Lindsay was indeed speeding and didn’t have time to even hit the brakes before she crashed into the truck. Lindsay is truly lucky to be alive, and that no one else got seriously injured. Lindsay could be cited by the Santa Monica Police Department for causing the accident, but it doesn’t seem very likely. The police report and investigation findings will be turned over to Lindsay and the trucker, James Johnson’s respective insurance companies. Lindsay’s Porsche was totaled in the accident and was a complete loss.”

“Yes, we could cite her and get her off the road, but frankly, we fucking hate all of you and hope she drives up over your face.” – Shorter Santa Monica Police Department

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  1. FUCK THIS BITCH!

    I hope Karma comes down on her hard. So tired of her getting preferential treatment when there are people in prison who have done much less than her.

  2. I hope when Lindsay finally buys it she doesn’t take an innocent family of 4 with her. I hope she just ODs and drowns in a bathtub or something traditional like that.

    • cc

      As for her being at fault ‘Oh look, surprise! The sun is rising in the east again!’

      I must admit (and I’m not usually this dour) that NOT charging her and doing what they can to get her off the road is almost criminally negligent.

  3. MarkM

    Let’s be honest…Is Lindsay really “lucky” to be alive?

  4. Makes me feel even more for every innocent person currently locked up.

  5. EricLr

    I fully expect to see the headline “Lindsay plows into busload of children, kills 4, flees scene” any day now, followed the next day by the headline “Police decline to charge Lohan in crash that killed 4, maimed 12.”

  6. GilmoreGirl

    So, she’s speeding, she rear ends someone, and she lies to the police (which btw is a FELONY!) but none of that warrents a ticket at the very least?
    How the hell does this chick keep getting away with so much shit! She’s not even a celebrity anymore. She’s a criminal who happened to be in some movies a long time ago.

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    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Does she really think, by putting her disgusting, nicotine stained fingers in her mouth like that. It makes her somehow look sexy? She’s gross.

  8. Cock Dr

    Anyone who gives, sells, leases or loans this dingbat a vehicle should be outed, publically shamed and their businesses boycotted. She should not be driving…this is a public safety issue.

    • Well, since she wasn’t supposed to be driving because of her insurance, I’m guessing that they didn’t actually rent the car to HER, they rented it to someone either on the production or an assistant or some such thing. So the dealership likely isn’t to blame.

      • Lohan wasn’t supposed to be driving because of the terms of the completion bond that Lifetime has on her – that’s the “insurance” that’s been referred to, not any CA vehicle coverage. It covers the production if she bails, doesn’t show due to “exhaustion”, or otherwise makes finishing the film an impossibility. She’s a high risk – one of the risks they’re trying to offset is her shitty driving, which is why she isn’t supposed to get behind the wheel during the duration.

        The rental agency would have no idea of the terms of that bond – how could they? And why should they? She violated the agreement when she rented the Porsche with the intent to drive it, and she cost the production company a day’s filming – which the bond won’t cover due to her violating the agreement. Unfortunately for me and my fellow CA motorists, she has a license, and if she has a credit card, she can rent anything, and be a menace any time.

        Whee.

  9. theoriginal LJ

    They were being chased by paparazzi on her way to work and the 18-wheeler ran them off the road,” Lindsay’s mother, Dina Lohan, tells me. “Thank God they are alive.”

    Sounds to me like the truck driver should sue for defamation of character just to take a page from the Lohan playbook.

    • Defamation of character is difficult to make stick, but he might be able to wrangle a settlement or something out of the deal.

      • Whiplash; leg and lower back pain; inability to achieve or sustain an erection (plus loss of consortium if he’s married); sleeping problems; problems with bowels; bad dreams…etc. He could rake her over the coals and end up with a pretty good payday, perhaps some real property, and blowjobs for life.

  10. That Bastard Tony

    Anyone that says that those of us that are waging bets on when Lindsey’s gonna die are cruel human beings needs to be strapped in the passenger seat of this careless bitch’s car. Unless she gets some real time soon (at least 5 years), she may end up killing someone else other than herself.

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    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    Man this is a sexy picture!!!

  12. Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy

    No, let’s really be honest. When this nutbag buys it, she’ll be behind the wheel of a car that’s on fire, two tons of meth in the passenger seat, a family of illegals in the trunk, 15 howler monkeys hooked on crack in the back seat smoking, a chainsaw still running imbedded in the hood of the car, four empty bottles of Jack on the floor by her feet, one half empty one between her legs, and bitten off cock in her mouth while she drives down some railroad tracks towards an oncoming train.

  13. CranAppleSnapple

    If she ever kills someone, I hope someone kills her in retaliation. Jail is too good for her.

    • EricLr

      Maybe we’ll get lucky and she’ll crash head on into the Kardashians at 130 mph. Though, frankly, I’m not sure even that would kill them.

  14. KFisher

    Money may not be able to buy you love, but it sure as hell can help you get away with a ton of shit. I second the notion that the truck driver should sue her for defamation. She completely deserves it.

  15. The next time some shit like this happens and they come to the police and ask “Are you gonna charge her with anything?” The police will just laugh loudly in the reporters’ faces and walk away.

  16. Jack Ketch

    Hello Club 27 !!!!! When this happens and it makes the cover of People, it’ll only be “this week’s dead celebrity.” That’s all … nexxxxxxxxt. *yawns*

  17. Jason

    How the fuck can you not get cited for speeding and causing an accident? Only in California

  18. None

    10 miles over the posted limit! String her up!

    • Ten mph over the posted limit is really nothing here in California. The badges do that all the time. I suspect she was going considerably faster but the speed was judged conservatively because there was no one clocking her.

  19. just say'n

    Of course…that’s our Lindsay

  20. dude

    So drunk she’s trying to take a hit off of the imaginary bong she’s holding.

  21. Lou Braccant

    Here’s a thought, how about the “assistant” doing his job and telling this bitch to shut up and get in the passenger side. He should have easily been able to overpower her if she refused to give him the keys…wait…why did she have the keys in the first place?

  22. anonym

    everyone knew she did it from day one.

    we didn’t need a police report to confirm that.

  23. Hey, Lindsay (and/or Dina, et al) — Do you people ever read this stuff? I have a feeling that you might. So here’s the deal…

    KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! Christ, an entire family whose collective IQ wouldn’t match that of a used tampon.

  24. crystalsparkle

    Words cannot describe the wrath I feel for her and her disgusting, dirty, scum-sucking life. She will kill an innocent person (or persons) and it could all be prevented if justice had been served in the first place.

  25. joho777

    Why does Lindsay keep getting a free pass from the police?

    Let me remind yu that Los Angeles (and Southern California) are the most corrupt city (and metropolitan area) in the US.

    See, it’s simple!

  26. joho777

    PS. Thee are lots of bets being placed here in Los Angeles as to whether Lindsay will screw up again before her 26th birthday on July 2 and the July 4 holiday (15 days from now).

    What do YOU think?

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    momo
    Commented on this photo:

    who boiught dinner?

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    Billy Rubin
    Commented on this photo:

    Doesn’t look high ….

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