Lindsay Lohan Somehow Invited To amfAR Gala

February 7th, 2013 // 96 Comments

Last night’s amfAR Gala included such famous, beautiful faces as Heidi Klum, Doutzen Kroes and Ashley Greene (Sarah Jessica Parker was also there, but I’m pretty sure I was only listing beautiful people so shut your mouth.), yet somehow Lindsay Lohan was invited despite everyone else in attendance being working professionals who’ve earned the respect and admiration of their peers. Then again, what better way to get rich stiffs to pay for AIDS research than giving it to them? “Ladies and gentlemen, if you all turn to your left, you’ll see.. Lindsay Lohan. HA! Gotcha. You write me checks now.”

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
    Hammy
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    This is just so sad. I mean, look at Sigourney Weaver. She’s 63 and she looks 10 times better than this.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
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    So gross.
    No style. No grace.

    Do actual celebs just cringe when this Tranny Hooker shows up at events?

    • JC

      She’s that aunt that always finds out about Thanksgiving dinner, even though nobody invited her. The one that shows up drunk and smelling of pee, always with a 19-year-old date from the local junior college.

    • karlito

      I’m ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille!!!!

  3. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
    catapostrophe
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    Look at the laughing pig.

  4. grobpilot

    Is she pressing her face into glass?

  5. Lindsay Lohan Clevage Woody Allen amfAR New York Gala
    alex
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    This one breaks my heart. This guttersnipe gets to hang with Woody Allen? F her. The Woodman rules!

    • logan

      He was probably just standing there minding his own business when out of know where comes this red headed hooker and tries to shake him down. Woody just couldn’t move fast enough.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
    Juch
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    The expression on the lady in the lower right says it for all of us.

  7. Cher X

    Lindsay is a story that won’t end well

  8. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
    cc
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    The woman behind her has the best ‘WTF?!’ face. As well she should.

  9. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
    karlito
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    everyone either ignores her or gives her the skunk eye. 26 and already a Hollywood reject.

  10. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
    Sparky
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    The shoes explain it: she’s not an invitee, she’s the entertainment.

  11. ass hair on the soap

    Haven’t visited this rubbish site in weeks, and lo and behold, the same old shit. Lohan, kartrashian, rhianna, chris brown. Same comments over and over and over…pull your heads out of your asses, people

  12. Lindsay Lohan Clevage Woody Allen amfAR New York Gala
    Cock Dr
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    There’s a match made in heaven.
    She would eat him like a hungry tiger if she thought he would be dumb enough to cast her in his next project.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
    Cock Dr
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    The dress and shoes are fierce….but that face.
    If you’re gonna pump up with fillers do it a couple weeks before the event so that things can settle down some.

    • Going to disagree with you, sorry … the dress is major FUG and so are the shoes. What it’s filled with is vile, but I think we can all agree on that.

  14. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
    elephantman
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    Ugg! What a mess? Since she has no money and owes big $$$ in back taxes how the hell does she stay afloat? Someone must be paying her way.

  15. USDA Prime McBeef

    It would be a little weird to not invite people with AIDS…

  16. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
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    “Lindsay, you owe hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes and lawyer fees, what’re you gonna do with any extra income you receive?”
    “I’mma gonna inject it in ma face and lips!!!” *SNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOORRRRRTTTTTTT!!*

  17. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
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    Did she brush her hair with a hammer ? Ugh.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
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    coke bloat

  19. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
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    That weave looks like it was deep fried and then left to die on the side of the road.

  20. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
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    This is one classy bitch. She clearly knows that the event is about the charity, not the fashion, which is why she’s wearing the shoes I wore to prom in 1998.

  21. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
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    I love that she’s not allowed through the main entrance, and is clearly entering the party via the back entrance where valets go for smoke breaks.

  22. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
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    She needs to Garnier Nutrisse that weave, STAT!

  23. Poster child of excess. Considering how hot she used to be and what she turned into, it really is just kinda sad.

    Her life should be made into a Grimm Fairy Tale.

  24. Eric

    For most of human history actors were in the same social class as prostitutes. This is why.

  25. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
    hugh gentry
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    This is the longest I’ve ever gone with a cigarette, so TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE!

  26. What the fuck is an amfAR? Sounds like pig-latin for a fart.

  27. Lindsay Lohan Clevage Mohammed Al Turki amfAR New York Gala
    MILF
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    “Do I ditch this broad or wait until I get my $10,000 BJ?”

  28. Lindsay Lohan Clevage Woody Allen amfAR New York Gala
    FUCKBEAST
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    “If only I were 20 years younger Lindsay….and your father.”

  29. tom

    She looks heavier than a turkish delight.

  30. Jade

    This is what someone both fat and skinny looks like.

  31. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
    St. Vincent Millay
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    Voted most likely to get punched in the tinkle taco.

  32. She is that annoying FB friend-of-a-friend that continually tries to add you even though you want nothing to do with her.

  33. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
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    I’d still fuck her with no rubber. What does that say about me doctor?

  34. Lindsay Lohan Clevage Woody Allen amfAR New York Gala
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    -”So, have you started casting on…”
    -”Shut up and suck, hooker!”

  35. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
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    “Will get buttfucked for food”

  36. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
    DirtyFighter
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    Stiffler’s mom does NOT look good as a redhead.

  37. Anyone seen Lara Flynn Boyle lately ? Here’s hoping that Lohan’s face will take the same route. I can’t wait !! Too many fillers.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
    Tillman
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    All I can think of is Hollywood must be doing a reboot of “Rescue from Gilligan’s Island” and she didn’t have time to change first.

  39. Mando

    bitch looks deflated

  40. Maybe this is what the Grammys meant by “no visible puffy skin exposure”?

  41. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
    Jentilly
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    Instead of injecting crap into her lips she should get her double chin reduced

  42. Gorda

    When you said Ashley Green was there, it made sense that Lindsay Lohan was there two. Both are famous for what???? Exactly. Overrated.

  43. kery

    She looks fat and thin how is that? she should exercise more frequently …:P

  44. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
    Scott
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    Why does she look 42? Lindsay, stop partying.

  45. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
    JohnnyHildo
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    I dunno….I think red hair suits micky rouke

  46. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
    Whatevs
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    This dress is super sentimental to me, each tassel represents an abortion of mine, concieved between the ages of 8 – 26. #proundmomkinda

  47. DonnaB

    Guranteed, everyone there must have been talking and laughing at her behind her back.

  48. bbiowa

    Puts on lipstick and…still a pig.

  49. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
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    You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you have to switch to synthetic hair weaves in order to maintain your daily intake cocaine and booze.

  50. Lindsay Lohan Clevage amfAR New York Gala
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    That’s a great dress and Lindsay wears it well. Admit it.

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