Lindsay Lohan Somehow Invited To amfAR Gala

Last night’s amfAR Gala included such famous, beautiful faces as Heidi Klum, Doutzen Kroes and Ashley Greene (Sarah Jessica Parker was also there, but I’m pretty sure I was only listing beautiful people so shut your mouth.), yet somehow Lindsay Lohan was invited despite everyone else in attendance being working professionals who’ve earned the respect and admiration of their peers. Then again, what better way to get rich stiffs to pay for AIDS research than giving it to them? “Ladies and gentlemen, if you all turn to your left, you’ll see.. Lindsay Lohan. HA! Gotcha. You write me checks now.”

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