Last night’s amfAR Gala included such famous, beautiful faces as Heidi Klum, Doutzen Kroes and Ashley Greene (Sarah Jessica Parker was also there, but I’m pretty sure I was only listing beautiful people so shut your mouth.), yet somehow Lindsay Lohan was invited despite everyone else in attendance being working professionals who’ve earned the respect and admiration of their peers. Then again, what better way to get rich stiffs to pay for AIDS research than giving it to them? “Ladies and gentlemen, if you all turn to your left, you’ll see.. Lindsay Lohan. HA! Gotcha. You write me checks now.”
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This is just so sad. I mean, look at Sigourney Weaver. She’s 63 and she looks 10 times better than this.
Seriously fucking sad.
So gross.
No style. No grace.
Do actual celebs just cringe when this Tranny Hooker shows up at events?
She’s that aunt that always finds out about Thanksgiving dinner, even though nobody invited her. The one that shows up drunk and smelling of pee, always with a 19-year-old date from the local junior college.
I’m ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille!!!!
Look at the laughing pig.
Oink, grunt, squeal, rumble, or even purr. (:
Is she pressing her face into glass?
This one breaks my heart. This guttersnipe gets to hang with Woody Allen? F her. The Woodman rules!
He was probably just standing there minding his own business when out of know where comes this red headed hooker and tries to shake him down. Woody just couldn’t move fast enough.
The expression on the lady in the lower right says it for all of us.
lower left to us (right side of Lohan)
Lindsay is a story that won’t end well
But when will it end already?
The third act is really drawn out, repetitive, and tedious.
The woman behind her has the best ‘WTF?!’ face. As well she should.
everyone either ignores her or gives her the skunk eye. 26 and already a Hollywood reject.
The shoes explain it: she’s not an invitee, she’s the entertainment.
Haven’t visited this rubbish site in weeks, and lo and behold, the same old shit. Lohan, kartrashian, rhianna, chris brown. Same comments over and over and over…pull your heads out of your asses, people
so do yourself and us a favour and go back to watching your Gay Porn.
There’s a match made in heaven.
She would eat him like a hungry tiger if she thought he would be dumb enough to cast her in his next project.
Or his will
The dress and shoes are fierce….but that face.
If you’re gonna pump up with fillers do it a couple weeks before the event so that things can settle down some.
Going to disagree with you, sorry … the dress is major FUG and so are the shoes. What it’s filled with is vile, but I think we can all agree on that.
Ugg! What a mess? Since she has no money and owes big $$$ in back taxes how the hell does she stay afloat? Someone must be paying her way.
She is basically a high-class prostitute right now. No joke. Even the NYTimes implied it.
I agree with everything except the “high-class” part.
How in the fuck were you able to bring together the term “high-class” and lindsay crackhan?
Eggs-actly … no shit, eh ?
Price for her blow jobs is going down . She probably has to do an entire limo now just for rent and cabfare .
Maybe DP gets her an extra C note
how does she stay afloat, you ask? her cheeks and lips should do the trick.
It would be a little weird to not invite people with AIDS…
“Lindsay, you owe hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes and lawyer fees, what’re you gonna do with any extra income you receive?”
“I’mma gonna inject it in ma face and lips!!!” *SNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOORRRRRTTTTTTT!!*
Did she brush her hair with a hammer ? Ugh.
coke bloat
That weave looks like it was deep fried and then left to die on the side of the road.
This is one classy bitch. She clearly knows that the event is about the charity, not the fashion, which is why she’s wearing the shoes I wore to prom in 1998.
I love that she’s not allowed through the main entrance, and is clearly entering the party via the back entrance where valets go for smoke breaks.
She needs to Garnier Nutrisse that weave, STAT!
Poster child of excess. Considering how hot she used to be and what she turned into, it really is just kinda sad.
Her life should be made into a Grimm Fairy Tale.
Hot ?? I never thought she was hot … average, but never hot. No. Cute, maybe … Jesus, Helen Mirren is hotter than this shit-mess.
For most of human history actors were in the same social class as prostitutes. This is why.
This is the longest I’ve ever gone with a cigarette, so TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE!
What the fuck is an amfAR? Sounds like pig-latin for a fart.
American Foundation for AIDS Research ?
“Do I ditch this broad or wait until I get my $10,000 BJ?”
“If only I were 20 years younger Lindsay….and your father.”
perfect!
She looks heavier than a turkish delight.
This is what someone both fat and skinny looks like.
Voted most likely to get punched in the tinkle taco.
She is that annoying FB friend-of-a-friend that continually tries to add you even though you want nothing to do with her.
I’d still fuck her with no rubber. What does that say about me doctor?
-”So, have you started casting on…”
-”Shut up and suck, hooker!”
“Will get buttfucked for food”
Stiffler’s mom does NOT look good as a redhead.
Anyone seen Lara Flynn Boyle lately ? Here’s hoping that Lohan’s face will take the same route. I can’t wait !! Too many fillers.
All I can think of is Hollywood must be doing a reboot of “Rescue from Gilligan’s Island” and she didn’t have time to change first.
bitch looks deflated
Maybe this is what the Grammys meant by “no visible puffy skin exposure”?
Instead of injecting crap into her lips she should get her double chin reduced
When you said Ashley Green was there, it made sense that Lindsay Lohan was there two. Both are famous for what???? Exactly. Overrated.
She looks fat and thin how is that? she should exercise more frequently …:P
Why does she look 42? Lindsay, stop partying.
I dunno….I think red hair suits micky rouke
This dress is super sentimental to me, each tassel represents an abortion of mine, concieved between the ages of 8 – 26. #proundmomkinda
Guranteed, everyone there must have been talking and laughing at her behind her back.
Puts on lipstick and…still a pig.
You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you have to switch to synthetic hair weaves in order to maintain your daily intake cocaine and booze.
That’s a great dress and Lindsay wears it well. Admit it.