Last week it was revealed that Lindsay Lohan was campaigning hard to land a role in Steven Soderbergh‘s stripper opus Magic Mike, only to be passed over because she fell out of Dina Lohan’s vagina along with all the trappings that come with that. Since then, her people (Again, Dina.) have been frantically trying to get Soderbergh to deny the inside source’s claims. It didn’t work. E! News reports:
“Her people called up, begging Steven to say it wasn’t true,” says a source thisclose to SS. “He said no.”
He said no to that request because it is true, of course.
In fact, we hear that Linds was S.S.’s top pick to play the part (he thought she’d be perfect for it), but after approaching the party gal (and her peeps, too) about a potential big screen comeback role, decided that it wasn’t worth the trouble.
STEVEN: So, Lindsay, if you can set aside the bullshit for just one movie, this could be your big comeback.
DINA: She wants top billing!
STEVEN: We’re not gonna do that.
DINA: Her face on the DVD cover!
STEVEN: Or that.
DINA: A bathtub full of gin! But right now, these meetings make me sweat.
STEVEN: We’re done here.
DINA: Wait, wait, we can work something out here. (Lindsay, offeray to ucksay his ickday.)
LINDSAY: But, mom, that would take work and effort. Gawd…
Photo: Splash News
Does this chick print money?? How does she live like she does with no job – and talent, for that matter?
she gets paid royalities for stories and pics of her. well she gets paid by people like TMZ or the Star.
She tells the photogs where she’ll be and gets a cut of the pics, sells exclusive stories or gossip about her self sometimes through other “inside sources”, etc. it’s like a feedback loop, amazing.
true and she probably gets more money than an actual acting job.
she’ s a PROSTITUTE.
She also gets some residuals from her films that are shown on ABC Family, Disney Channel, HBO, Showtime, and other television networks.
Do you think the “begging” included massaging his penis with the inside of her vagina?
Its sad shes so over that all she does now is file lawsuits to get $$.
I miss the Mean Girls linds.
I miss “Parent Trap” Linsday, but I’m typing this in my cell on my prison laptop.
Mom make sure he says I can act worth a crap too!
and that I dont already have a saggy ass.
and my face shows the signs of my abuse.
Lins, just let out the sex tape, get your own tv show get married to basketball player in next Americas Royal wedding!
USA!
“…only to be passed over because she fell out of Dina Lohan’s vaginas.”
She has more than one? Well, as long as she has one to spare after Michael kicked the other one.
Better hope Robert Rodriguez does a Machete 2 and put her in it.
she was perfect in that role. and she ought to stalk tarantino and scorsese til either of em flips her a scrap
Or “throws her a bone.”
Tarantino will be the one. That man could work with anybody. Scorsese won’t have the patience to deal with her.
Well, if she starts wearing a lot of open-toed footwear, we’ll know she’s going after QT.
Somewhere in LA right now, Sasha Grey is laughing her ass off knowing that she was able to work with someone that Lindsey Lohan couldn’t.
+ 1
that’s because sasha grey probably let soderbergh shit on brick on her chest then cleaned his a-hole with her tongue.
LL still has some standards. not many but more than sasha
sasha grey is a disgusting whore, she was paid to have sex on film
no different than a prostitute
she won’t be laughing in Hell
Yep. Sasha is a better non porn actor than linds.
Their all a bunch of fugitives. How do they pay their bills?
WhorewhorewhoreLindsaywhoreWHOREwhorewhiteoprahWHOOORE
What is it about a horridly haggard-looking 25 year old with shitty jean shorts, no bra (and the tits of a 60 year-old), who looks like a well-preseved 48 year-old, and carries a Birkin, a $15,000 hand-bag, that makes me want to wretch ?? Just what IS it ??
Not to mention that Birkin looks beat to shit!
Correction: The bag, like Lindsay, looks beat to shit.
It does so … I’m sure it’s seen a lot of “action” … like Lindsay. Fuck, she looks like she threw this look together from inside a dumpster. I want to shower from just looking at this mess.
I was thinking the same thing, that Birkin looks busted. Almost like she purchased it at a consignment store for the “looks appeal.”
Thank you.
Sometimes I think I am the only person who thinks this way about her.
Never been impressed and certainly not these days.
Well-preserved 48? eh. If you’re feeling super generous.
I guess I was, lol !!
whoa, thought it read “lindsay logan BANGed soderbergh..”
Would that shock you ? lol
only if it made a headline. and the fact this is comment 26 and the first mention of camel toe shows even her shock value’s plummeted..
Jesus. That thing is all kinds of nasty and disgusting.
E! News reports
isnt this who call kardashians wedding “the wedding of the century”.
NERD ON LEFT: [barely audible] Um, Miss Lohan? Could you … oh. Bye.
I heard she offered to sit under his table and suck his cock all day long forever if he’d deny the story.
Perhaps I misheard, though.
Her teeth are looking kinda bad, too.
Don’t you hate it when soccer moms try to look young by wearing daisy dukes? I mean its . . . oh, hi Lindsay.
That handbag has a lot of milage, but not as much as the bleached & battered bearer.
I’m absolute sure she would f*ck him all night long for a job………..
No director would be that desperate for sex to take that offer.
He’d need a Silkwood shower afterward though, and I’ve heard they’re not pleasant.
Never mind the role she was never gonna get anyway…can we talk about how beat up her Berkin is??? Did the Lohan’s pass it around? jesus.
She can’t be insured, so noone can hire her for big projects unless she finds some big sponsor (like Mel Gibson paid for Robert Downey Jr.-s return). She should start doing smaller indies and prove that she is reliable, but of course indies can’t pay “top billing”….
Are we calling porn “indies” now? That’s about the only way she could get reliable work these days.
No one will touch this girl. Everyone knows she is NOT sober, and NOT worth the stress!
@ Dude and Clarence … she must be even dumber than we all think, because as long as she lets the paps photograph her looking like cheap crack ho at the end of a very long day, including the braless, floppy tits, how much credibility will she ever have ? She always looks like she’s been dragged through a hedge backwards. I feel sorry for that poor Birkin. I see a fate similar to Amy Winehouse’s in her future. At least Kim K, Heidi Montag and sundry other media whores look like they take showers and show some pride in being female.
if she bought her way into a decent college like this week she could still graduate before 30. it’d make the beginnings of a nice comeback story. but hey i’m no writer. nor manager
Gah … I know. It looks like boiled shit on her. Most of it is hair extensions. I mean, how much real hair can you have when your diet consists of sugar, Red Bull, crack, coke, booze and cigarettes ??
I agree, and that’s a lovely sentiment, but I don’t think she has the brains God gave a gopher, lol.
she is totally delusional. Shit, she thinks that blond hair looks GOOD.
jack i think she does have brains. but she uses them to get away with doing as little as humanly possible to get through things. that’s something you can train someone out of
Who wants to work with her unless she gets nude ?
could we PLEASE stop paying attention to this bitch and just let her fall into irrelevancy?
Vivid will pay her good money for a short stint in porn
why pay for something already out there for free..
http://www.celebzilla.com/video/341/lindsay-lohan-blowjob-sex-tape
she can’t even get the sex tape thing right :(
Do you have a longer clip?
nah but search for lohan sex tape torrent. dude’s calum best, son of footie legend george best. he allegedly leaked it
and no, lindsay, you’re not too good for porn.
Wow you lesbians really hate her.
Go to college, or work at Mcdonalds like every other Anerican trying to get by.
I thought her mother begged Jim Carrey to release a video in which he says he wants Lindsay Lohan. Apparently, he said he’s not that crazy.
You know you’re a worthless bitch when the director of a film that perfectly fits you because this is exactly how you act in real life wants absolutely nothing to do with you. Her career is officially over; if she can’t even be hired to play someone exactly like herself, nobody’s going to hire her for anything else…
Fuck me, she looks fine as hell here.
Her acting career is done why is she famous?
Exactly I don’t get why the media covers her. She has done nothing of note workwise since she was a child.
oh you perr, sad sad commenetz
[bugger spelling...]
she lights up the world…
[didn't you all get the message?]
Is that at all like “didn’t you get the memo?” in which case, is it still 1985?
I think if she started dressing better, things would go her way. (I may make a song from this…)
For someone who can’t afford to go to counseling (or whatever), she sure has a nice bag. A bag that can probably feed a family of four for about three months.
That said, nice Hermes bag, Lindsay. Flog it on eBay, get the help you need.
You all know that residuals come in for eternity. They get paid to your heirs after you die. Disney will be sending the Lohan estate checks for her movies and albums until the end of time. So that is where she gets at least some of her money.
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