Lindsay Lohan Begged Soderbergh To Deny Saying He Won’t Work With Her

August 25th, 2011 // 74 Comments

Last week it was revealed that Lindsay Lohan was campaigning hard to land a role in Steven Soderbergh‘s stripper opus Magic Mike, only to be passed over because she fell out of Dina Lohan’s vagina along with all the trappings that come with that. Since then, her people (Again, Dina.) have been frantically trying to get Soderbergh to deny the inside source’s claims. It didn’t work. E! News reports:

“Her people called up, begging Steven to say it wasn’t true,” says a source thisclose to SS. “He said no.”
He said no to that request because it is true, of course.
In fact, we hear that Linds was S.S.’s top pick to play the part (he thought she’d be perfect for it), but after approaching the party gal (and her peeps, too) about a potential big screen comeback role, decided that it wasn’t worth the trouble.

STEVEN: So, Lindsay, if you can set aside the bullshit for just one movie, this could be your big comeback.
DINA: She wants top billing!
STEVEN: We’re not gonna do that.
DINA: Her face on the DVD cover!
STEVEN: Or that.
DINA: A bathtub full of gin! But right now, these meetings make me sweat.
STEVEN: We’re done here.
DINA: Wait, wait, we can work something out here. (Lindsay, offeray to ucksay his ickday.)
LINDSAY: But, mom, that would take work and effort. Gawd…

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Gerbil in my Butt

    Does this chick print money?? How does she live like she does with no job – and talent, for that matter?

  2. eeo

    Its sad shes so over that all she does now is file lawsuits to get $$.
    I miss the Mean Girls linds.

  3. Dr. Saggy aka(jlover)

    Mom make sure he says I can act worth a crap too!
    and that I dont already have a saggy ass.
    and my face shows the signs of my abuse.
    Lins, just let out the sex tape, get your own tv show get married to basketball player in next Americas Royal wedding!

    USA!

  4. TomFrank

    “…only to be passed over because she fell out of Dina Lohan’s vaginas.”

    She has more than one? Well, as long as she has one to spare after Michael kicked the other one.

  5. That Bastard Tony

    Better hope Robert Rodriguez does a Machete 2 and put her in it.

  6. That Bastard Tony

    Somewhere in LA right now, Sasha Grey is laughing her ass off knowing that she was able to work with someone that Lindsey Lohan couldn’t.

  7. Daisy Mo

    Their all a bunch of fugitives. How do they pay their bills?

  8. Jack Ketch

    What is it about a horridly haggard-looking 25 year old with shitty jean shorts, no bra (and the tits of a 60 year-old), who looks like a well-preseved 48 year-old, and carries a Birkin, a $15,000 hand-bag, that makes me want to wretch ?? Just what IS it ??

  9. whoa, thought it read “lindsay logan BANGed soderbergh..”

  10. Lindsay Lohan Steven Soderbergh
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus. That thing is all kinds of nasty and disgusting.

  11. zomgbie

    E! News reports
    isnt this who call kardashians wedding “the wedding of the century”.

  12. Lindsay Lohan Steven Soderbergh
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    NERD ON LEFT: [barely audible] Um, Miss Lohan? Could you … oh. Bye.

  13. Leo cocksuckian

    I heard she offered to sit under his table and suck his cock all day long forever if he’d deny the story.

    Perhaps I misheard, though.

  14. Leo cocksuckian

    Her teeth are looking kinda bad, too.

  15. Frank Burns

    Don’t you hate it when soccer moms try to look young by wearing daisy dukes? I mean its . . . oh, hi Lindsay.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Steven Soderbergh
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That handbag has a lot of milage, but not as much as the bleached & battered bearer.

  17. forrest gump

    I’m absolute sure she would f*ck him all night long for a job………..

  18. Lindsay Lohan Steven Soderbergh
    JMac
    Commented on this photo:

    Never mind the role she was never gonna get anyway…can we talk about how beat up her Berkin is??? Did the Lohan’s pass it around? jesus.

  19. m.

    She can’t be insured, so noone can hire her for big projects unless she finds some big sponsor (like Mel Gibson paid for Robert Downey Jr.-s return). She should start doing smaller indies and prove that she is reliable, but of course indies can’t pay “top billing”….

    • Uncle Phil

      Are we calling porn “indies” now? That’s about the only way she could get reliable work these days.

  20. Clarence Beeks

    No one will touch this girl. Everyone knows she is NOT sober, and NOT worth the stress!

    • Jack Ketch

      @ Dude and Clarence … she must be even dumber than we all think, because as long as she lets the paps photograph her looking like cheap crack ho at the end of a very long day, including the braless, floppy tits, how much credibility will she ever have ? She always looks like she’s been dragged through a hedge backwards. I feel sorry for that poor Birkin. I see a fate similar to Amy Winehouse’s in her future. At least Kim K, Heidi Montag and sundry other media whores look like they take showers and show some pride in being female.

      • if she bought her way into a decent college like this week she could still graduate before 30. it’d make the beginnings of a nice comeback story. but hey i’m no writer. nor manager

      • Jack Ketch

        Gah … I know. It looks like boiled shit on her. Most of it is hair extensions. I mean, how much real hair can you have when your diet consists of sugar, Red Bull, crack, coke, booze and cigarettes ??

    • Jack Ketch

      I agree, and that’s a lovely sentiment, but I don’t think she has the brains God gave a gopher, lol.

  21. bing

    Who wants to work with her unless she gets nude ?

  22. princess party pants

    could we PLEASE stop paying attention to this bitch and just let her fall into irrelevancy?

  23. anonym

    Vivid will pay her good money for a short stint in porn

  24. anonym

    and no, lindsay, you’re not too good for porn.

  25. Jason

    Go to college, or work at Mcdonalds like every other Anerican trying to get by.

  26. dontkillthemessenger

    I thought her mother begged Jim Carrey to release a video in which he says he wants Lindsay Lohan. Apparently, he said he’s not that crazy.

  27. Cya later

    You know you’re a worthless bitch when the director of a film that perfectly fits you because this is exactly how you act in real life wants absolutely nothing to do with you. Her career is officially over; if she can’t even be hired to play someone exactly like herself, nobody’s going to hire her for anything else…

  28. Johnny Cage

    Fuck me, she looks fine as hell here.

  29. ness

    Her acting career is done why is she famous?

    • matti

      Exactly I don’t get why the media covers her. She has done nothing of note workwise since she was a child.

  30. herbiefrog

    oh you perr, sad sad commenetz

    [bugger spelling...]

    she lights up the world…

    [didn't you all get the message?]

  31. Audieme

    I think if she started dressing better, things would go her way. (I may make a song from this…)

  32. Mia

    For someone who can’t afford to go to counseling (or whatever), she sure has a nice bag. A bag that can probably feed a family of four for about three months.

    That said, nice Hermes bag, Lindsay. Flog it on eBay, get the help you need.

  33. mynameisstolen

    You all know that residuals come in for eternity. They get paid to your heirs after you die. Disney will be sending the Lohan estate checks for her movies and albums until the end of time. So that is where she gets at least some of her money.

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