Lindsay Lohan Snorting Coke Off The Sidewalk

Here’s the clean and sober Lindsay™ outside a Manhattan club last night, and I don’t know how else to describe what’s happening here without going, “Wow, that chick’s snorting coke.” Granted, she might just be spectacularly drunk, so I should at least give Lindsay™ the benefit of the doubt that she didn’t blatantly violate her probation by ingesting drugs off a New York City sidewalk. For all I know, she set out that night to get illegally drunk in the most discrete way possible. “Only small, dainty nips from the boot flask,” she probably wrote in her diary next to a drawing of Samantha Ronson with an ice pick in her face as tiny hearts shoot out of the wound. “Sigh… will she ever propose?”

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