Lindsay Lohan Snorting Coke Off The Sidewalk

March 31st, 2011 // 113 Comments

Here’s the clean and sober Lindsay™ outside a Manhattan club last night, and I don’t know how else to describe what’s happening here without going, “Wow, that chick’s snorting coke.” Granted, she might just be spectacularly drunk, so I should at least give Lindsay™ the benefit of the doubt that she didn’t blatantly violate her probation by ingesting drugs off a New York City sidewalk. For all I know, she set out that night to get illegally drunk in the most discrete way possible. “Only small, dainty nips from the boot flask,” she probably wrote in her diary next to a drawing of Samantha Ronson with an ice pick in her face as tiny hearts shoot out of the wound. “Sigh… will she ever propose?”

Photos: James Devaney/WireImage

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks are going, going, going.
    At this rate any lucrative porn options will be probably be rescinded.

  2. Go rough young man

    What is wrong with this chick?

    Not even rats roam these streets because they deemed it too dirty.

  3. You will notice that she is no longer snorting coke out of the gutter. It’s about progress, not perfection, people.

  4. H8r

    We should all that good when we’re in our forties!! …. That’s NOT Dina…??? Oh, jebus…!!!1!

  5. Ponkur

    Sheesh, just snort it off a hooker’s navel like a normal person.

  6. BrandiLye

    Whatever happens, I know someone is looking out for the victims of this chick, so I still feel bad for her, she seriously has a gross lack of parenting and….jeez Lindsay. Someone have her committed,

  7. Turd Ferguson

    Oh cool – at least we know why she looks so fabulous, young and RECOVERED in recent photos. Mystery solved.

  8. Champ

    Here’s an idea – ONE NIGHT, stay home, make a little dinner, pop in a movie and kick back and just relax. Have a couple friends over, it’s much easier to converse and hear each other without some shitty house music thumping in your ear as you scream at each other, chain smoke and text message everyone you know. Maybe read a book, ya know – because Weds Night isnt exactly a mandatory go out clubbing and rage night.

  9. anonym

    she’s starting to look like charlie sheen.

    what a waste of oxygen.

  10. herbiefrog

    we probably meat[n], allow them the time to learn how we work : ))

  11. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
    lux289047
    Commented on this photo:

    Its not a downward dog, its a childs pose.

  12. JC

    She thought she saw an unusual mica flake embedded in the pavement and wanted to get a closer look. Leave her alone! She’s a scientist, people!

  13. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
    Commented on this photo:

    sober people don’t smile kneeling on a manhattan sidewalk

  14. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
    herbiefrog
    Commented on this photo:

    aaahhh beautufil >? peace out

  15. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
    herbiefrog
    Commented on this photo:

    …oh come on ? was her best mary kate ?

  16. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
    uncle paul
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe the poor girl lost a contact lens, or maybe she…..oh wait, screw it.

    She’s railing coke off the dirty sidewalk.

  17. It’s McGruff, the crime dog, hot on the trail of some stolen poontang.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
    Taynan
    Commented on this photo:

    Probably she’s thanking God for getting a job!

  19. Celebrity Lampooner

    I love how she already has her crazy old bag lady coat. Just looking at it brings to mind Cruella DeVille, the stale smell of urine and old cat food. Picturing her on a park bench telling the pigeons “I was a REAL actress, fur reals, and I could sing too! HACK HACK HACK”

  20. g-moonie

    C’mon people! She’s just rehearsing for an upcoming role: “Whore Hears a Who”

  21. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
    TCash
    Commented on this photo:

    HA HA! YEAH! When I lose a contact lens, I always try to put my eye right back in it, wherever it may lay.

  22. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
    itmustbe342
    Commented on this photo:

    mmm that looks more like a drunken fall to me then powder off the sidewalk.

    FAIL

  23. notafan

    shit what’s the big deal the sanitation dept. pick up garbage every thursday

  24. Sarakiel

    Lindsay – “Shhh…. you can’t see me, I’m a rock.”

    Charlie – “Did someone say rocks? 7 gram rocks?……”

  25. JMC

    I thought this was a April Fool’s joke. I don’t know what’s sadder.

  26. lindsay lohan is fucking gross

    she like kneeling in shit and piss and puke and all kinds of nasty germs!

  27. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
    Gina
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she spilled her cigs…

  28. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
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    Hey, any publicity is good publicity.

  29. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
    Melrose
    Commented on this photo:

    How else is she supposed to pick up her contact? Her hands are obviously full of cigarettes.

  30. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
    Nate
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    Looks like she fell down and then started laughing at herself. bfd assholes.

  31. Cheetah.

    That is all.

  32. turkey

    anybody who has done coke will realize both of her hands are out and you can’t just put your nose to the ground and snort it takes a straw

  33. the one

    lilo again?
    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!

  34. Doc Schweinstrudel

    ew. Just a classy UK girl. Leopard prints, nasty face and all

  35. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
    Lucienne Bezem
    Commented on this photo:

    She does not look drunk!! I also should fall with those shoes…Why are people always thinks she is stoned or drunk? Yes I know she was that for a long time, bur her face looks very good now!!!!

  36. socool

    Is it common rehab practice to hang out at nightclubs 7 nights a week?

  37. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
    ted
    Commented on this photo:

    Any move this girl makes is gonna be spun however these bullshit gossip bloggers want… who’s worse, this Linsday Lohan loser or the scumbag who covers her douchebaggery for a living?

  38. Amominous

    Silly people. She’s not snorting coke or falling over drunk. She’s lost a career and is on the ground looking for it. Don’t anybody move…

  39. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
    Poshicles
    Commented on this photo:

    Or maybe her and her brother and her sister were having an amazing goofy time together and we are all judging her. Then again she could be doing coke but then would she being eating?????? I am going to give her the benefit of the doubt that she is smart enough not to do coke in the middle of the side walk in NYC. Plus it would dirty your coke up, better to us a key.

  40. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
    Jese H Christ
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    Not bad dad, Not bad at all.

  41. IM-INNOCENT!

    Seriously guys my parents raised me not to lie, cheat or steal. I am focused on my sobriety. I just drink water. I quit smoking cold turkey, I was just holding that for a friend. I just borrowed this jacket from the coat room to come outside, it was cold out, I am totally going to return it. oops the wind is so strong here not like LA I just lost my balance, the place is located in a wind tunnel. Not my fault!

  42. Lindsay Lohan Coke Sidewalk Drunk New York City
    kendrachanae
    Commented on this photo:

    This girl seriously needs help and seriously need some Jesus in her life, ya’ll need to pray for her instead of make fun of her

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