Who Ordered The Flapjacks?

July 31st, 2014 // 74 Comments

At Larry’s Blue Star Truck Stop Cafe we pride ourselves on giving customers friendly down home cooking served by familiar faces that feel like kin. Which is why Lulubel here has been serving up hash browns since 1986 when she started working with us at the ripe, young age of 27. She might smoke a little too much and wear a swimsuit she ain’t got no business being in, but well, the customers seem to awfully like her. Especially the men. They’re always leaving her generous tips and meeting her outback near the restrooms to talk. Probably about life on the road and the such. We find it best to never go back there or ask questions. Anyway, Larry’s Blue Star Truck Stop Cafe: Roll on in where you’re family.

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    Ronaldo
    Commented on this photo:

    thats the body of a grandmother.

  2. Fun fact: smoking destroys the elastin in your body, and causes breasts to sag in women. Destroys the voice and skin too.

    Instead of anti-smoking campaigns they should just have a commercial that’s 15 seconds of Mean Girls Lindsay Lohan and 15 seconds of Lindsay Lohan now. Fuck her terrible parents.

    • the ciggies, the booze, the COCAINE (that she only tried like 3 times you guys), yeah the best anti- party like a rock star ad EVER. this is SAD. My Mom looked better than this after having 5 fuckin kids, & she was a weekend boozer for-evah. True stor.
      y

    • …well, we know she reads this site, maybe it will finally sink in …or the coke-brain will keep her in denial for a few more years before she cleans up …or dies …but she’ll never be as hot as she once was (or still would have been), the human body can only come back so far.

    • Facts

      Wait until you find out what having 6ay sex does to your rectum and your ability to retain your feces when you’re fifty.

  3. Well done, Fish. Loved the commentary.

  4. Swearin

    Congratulations, this post made me hungry and lose my appetite simultaneously.

  5. Ughhhh I mean seriously, this cum deposit machine is 28 years old, man….has a body of a 45 year old meth addict.

  6. dbag

    Fortunatly that ugly tatoo on her side should be covered up in short order.

  7. Cock Dr

    Let’s ask Lulubel how she got the Chanel bag & sunglasses when what she really needs is a sturdy bra.

  8. wossy2k

    wow! she looks like a yellow barrel (with a black stripe).

  9. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she… melting?

  10. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    BSName
    Commented on this photo:

    Middle age is coming on like a steamroller

  11. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    Commented on this photo:

    If you look closely the tattoo says”The sagging object above appears older than it should due to never wearing a bra”

  12. that is the ugliest body I have seen! I would take a full fat chick any day over this shriveled up old hag any day.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m cured! I’m finally free! She’s officially off the list. Free at last! Free at last! Thank the god that doesn’t exist, I’m free at last!

  14. Ooh la la.

    *horf*

  15. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    Commented on this photo:

    Gross. Just… gross.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    itz
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks for helping me with my diet. Hell, lunch is over-rated, anyway.

  17. lulubell

    who pays this bitch’s way? she’s always living the high life and never freaking works! I want that!

  18. Marketing Mike

    She’s 28, courtesy of an ounce of blow, a quart of Jack,
    and 3 packs a day.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    Phoenix
    Commented on this photo:

    Who did? I did! I love me some saggy bags.

  20. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    LilDeuceDeuce
    Commented on this photo:

    This looks like the middle of one of those evolution charts

  21. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    buzz
    Commented on this photo:

    She does need that extra large life preserver. At one time those tits would have helped her float, now they look like they’d drag her under.

  22. cc

    Her deterioration in the last five years is a bit frightening. I knew booze, drugs, cigarettes, and lack of sleep hasten the aging process, but this is ridiculous.

  23. BlinkyTheFish

    What’d I tell you guys ages ago. She’s the real life version of the old hooker in Futurama.

  24. alex

    NEVER working out has it’s advantages.
    I just don’t know what they are.

  25. cc

    The only thing missing is a stoma.

  26. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    Spleen
    Commented on this photo:

    You can’t see her tits and it’s blurry, so it’s by far the best shot of the bunch.

  27. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    First time I’ve ever seen a tattoo make a female body look better.

  28. I wonder why her folks didn’t tell her to “put on a fucking bra, you stupid cunt…” Well, I can sort of understand why her father didn’t, but how about her mom…??? Never mind, I just answered my own question.

  29. This is actually very sad — a young woman who wasted/tossed away all that potential.

  30. whatthe

    She’s lucky that she doesn’t seem to get cellulite. With the way she has neglected taking care of herself, I would have expected a significant amount of cottage cheese on those thighs.

    • Cellulite is genetic and has nothing to do with how a woman takes care of herself. You’d be surprised which fit celebs have cottage cheese thighs or the beginning of them.

      • whatthe

        Research points to cellulite being directly linked to diet as well, so I’m surprised Lindsay hasn’t gotten any with her (I assume) horrific diet. I know working out doesn’t usually prevent or get rid of cellulite, but I’m certain one’s diet has a huge impact.

      • So what you’re saying is, vodka doesn’t cause cellulite. Awesome!

  31. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    whatthe
    Commented on this photo:

    If I looked like that in a swimsuit, I would never venture out in public wearing one.

  32. ace11

    I would love to impregnate her…Let her have my heir

    then commit her to an asylum

    • dennis

      Why bother? Doesn’t mean you or your heir is going to get anything from her. You might even have to pay for her shit. And you’ll have to take pills for whatever STI she gave you for the rest of your days.

  33. cc

    Oh look, Debbie Thumbsdowner (aka Lindsay Lohan) is back.

  34. Motorboat Captain

    From Pussy Galore to Auric Goldfinger in just ten short years.

  35. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    poop. poop stink. this is what viewing lohan reminds me of. and like everyone else, I fucking hate that stench. please fish – no more poop stink/seeing Lindsay lohan….please.

  36. AXEIDENT

    Oprah, get over here & fix this right now

  37. “Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Are Dead, They Died”
    What a coincidence. Same thing happened to her tits.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    Commented on this photo:

    …she’s like one of those 43 year old street hookers who’s still running around dressing/acting like she’s 20 and hot because she has no awareness of how disgusting she is.

  39. Blech

    Dude as a 40 year old woman y’all need to shoot MUCH older in your comments…my friends ALL look better than this.

  40. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    Mike Anger
    Commented on this photo:

    When I see this picture, I hear the theme music from “Baywatch”.

  41. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    Mike Anger
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this the money shot? Bukkake!!!

  42. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    Mike Anger
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve got fifteen minutes before the donkey show starts … c’mon guy, I’ll take of ya. And it’s US dollars only, comprenday?

  43. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    Mike Anger
    Commented on this photo:

    Guy with the steering wheel: “Think Grace Kelly, they told me. Think Audrey Hepburn. Classy Euro babes that you have to fight off with a stick. And I get this broken down whore … Christ, and she smells bad too.”

  44. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    Mike Anger
    Commented on this photo:

    Lifestyles of the Rich, the Famous, and Worn Out Hookers.
    Champagne wishes and …. Christ, something smells like old fish eggs.

  45. H Jay

    Forget about her breast, Who killed her ASS!

    • whatthe

      She’s never had an ass to comment about. Her hips and ass have always looked like that of a 10-year-old boy’s.

  46. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    jenny
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is there a bruise by her twat?
    WTF does she do in her spare time?

  47. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    Commented on this photo:

    Learn from the guy in the hat. When you look directly at her ass, your eyes explode all over the inside of your sunglasses.

  48. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    Commented on this photo:

    The giant orange life preserver is saving us all from the giant orange life squanderer.

  49. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    Commented on this photo:

    They all look so, so tired of her.

  50. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Skinny Legs Swimsuit Jetski
    Commented on this photo:

    her boobs are falling!

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