Lindsay Lohan Shows Up Late To ‘Scary Movie 5′ Premiere, Immediately Makes Up For It

April 12th, 2013 // 53 Comments
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“Mr. Sheen, you’ve been standing there for an hour.”
“Mm?”

Because attempting to bail on her cameo wasn’t enough, Lindsay Lohan showed up late to the Scary Movie 5 premiere last night after producers repeatedly warned her to be on time like that would actually do something. More importantly, Radar Online reports she’s really starting to piss off Charlie Sheen which probably explains why she let him fondle her breasts on the red carpet last night. Except I’m joking because that would require self-awareness and a spirit of generosity. This is just one of those times when sexual assault is really, really funny. Even the writers at Jezebel are going, “Dammit, he’s right.”

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  1. FattyFatty2X4

    The coke whore looks halfways decent here

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    FattyFatty2X4
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    Duck….
    Duck….
    Gray Duck!

  3. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Groped By Charlie Sheen Scary Movie 5
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    So creepy.

    Both of them.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Scary Movie 5
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    No. Just, no.

  5. I want a new culture for Christmas.

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    Cee Emm
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    She even looks sober.

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    This makes me hopeful that she’ll win the deadpool soon. If the drugs don’t kill her, maybe she’ll just forget that coke has negligible calories and die of starvation.

  8. yay. the big stars of scary movie 5.
    scary. movie. 5.

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    foreverfugly
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    What is going on with her boobs? I don’t understand…

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    FattyFatty2X4
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    “I got yer blowjob right here”

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    FattyFatty2X4
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    I’m definitely discriminating against this profile.
    YIKES!!!

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    FattyFatty2X4
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    She’s saying it all with her eyes here.
    By all, I mean……….
    “Do you want to smell soiled panties?”

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    FattyFatty2X4
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    Not since the Achille Lauro have I seen such a train wreck.
    Wait….That’s not right.
    Awww, fuk it!

  14. She’s in a world where Charlie Sheen finds himself the designated driver. Think about that: that concept cannot be approached by any other example, in or on its own terms. There should be a name, an established rhetorical device to define the simile which cannot be eclipsed by another example.

  15. grobpilot

    Either she doesn’t own a clock or, she really can’t tell time. Perhaps she just doesn’t give a shit. Probably a combination of the last two.

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    sweet peaches
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    Christ shes looking HAGGARD

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    JC
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    “Lindsay! Lindsay! Show us the sexy stroke-face we can expect after you’ve gone 2 days without booze and coke!”

  18. Cock Dr

    OK, who’s dumb enough to hire her for something that requires her to be someplace at a specific time?

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    oh i know
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    high as hell….when is rehab scheduled to begin (again)???

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    Cock Dr
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    Nope that’s not awkward at all.
    Imagine being so far gone that Charlie Sheen is a person you turn to for help.

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    C. Shot
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    So Charlie’s cock curves to the right…

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    Yor Olowgist
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    Now we know that Charlie’s penis curves to the right.

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    Rob
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    I wonder how I can talk you out of ever making that face again

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    Tard
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    She looks good. But not as good as she did when she had an eating disorder. (sorry but its true)

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    Cock Dr
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    Isn’t it great to see a young starlet’s Hollywood dreams all come true?

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    Gah, get a room, you two. Preferably some kind of burial chamber – given the way they look, the timing might be right.

  27. Any event that includes both Lindsay Lohan AND Charlie Sheen would, I suspect, be considered a high-risk undertaking. I’d hate to be the guy who has to cough up the gold for the liability insurance.

  28. anonym

    charlie can get away with boob grabbing

  29. lady

    in a way lindsay lohan & charlie sheen are fated to be together. they’re both actors who were at one point considered sex icon and at the top of the pyramid. anyways now they’re just both sex-crazed druggies who’re trying to make it again in Hollywood. they’re both slutty, reckless, have some mental issues, and famous nowadays more for how messed up they are than anything else.

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    The man who had porn stars living with his children looks like he can’t bring himself to touch her tit…that cannot be good.

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    It’s beginning to look like the only thing that will smarten up this brainless, ungrateful little bitch is a good old fashioned shit-kicking, and the promise of more the next time she doesn’t do what she is told. In most societies in the world this rude cunt would be dead!

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    chicka
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    his ear hair is starting to sprout

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    no butt but ok

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    Sure I’m going into rehab, seriously!

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    mayhem74
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    Narrator: Lindsay was suffering from a hangover-related headache and sought her medication. That’s when she mistook the red eye alcohol warning for a winking-eye alcohol suggestion. Fortunately, she had the good sense not to drive herself to the meeting.

    Lindsay: I’ll call for a car.

    Narrator: [shows the car on fire] Unfortunately, this was after a failed attempt to do so.

  36. *SMH*

    “Lindsay Lohan showed up late to the Scary Movie 5 premiere last night after producers repeatedly warned her to be up on time”

    Jesus, what a fuck up.

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    She’s puffy in all the places he’s saggy.

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    brent
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    When I look through this ear I can still see the coke table in the other room!

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    Martin
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    What is interesting to me is that so many form an opinion on knowing so little . We actually know nothing about her , other then she is a very good actor . If you want to challenge me on this , be well armed . So other women call her names and guys say she blew this one and that one . Who have you blown lately . I would love to meet this young woman .

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    Jaime
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    I bet ya she’s a blast to hang out with…

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