Lindsay Lohan has been openly campaigning for a guest role on HBO’s True Blood, but it looks like producers are “driving a stake” through her dreams. *puts gun in mouth* E! News reports:
“Not in the forseeable future,” Ryan Kwanten told E! last night at Sony Playstation’s Move Lounge when asked whether Linds could be a guest star.
Ouch! Just last night, LL was counting down to the season three premiere on her Twitter and even celebrating with a True Blood themed ice cream cake.
In all honesty, I actually think Lindsay would be a perfect fit for the show. Whenever she looks in a mirror, she doesn’t see a career! BA-DOOM-SHA! Ah, man, these vampire jokes are “draining the life out of me.” AHAHAHAHA!
(I’ll be in the shower scrubbing myself with a Brillo pad if anyone needs me.)
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Que good for?
i’m feeling generous and suicidal today, i’d eat that ass…
she is so effin hot! messed up in the head but her body is bangin’!!!
But they wouldnt have to pay someone for vamp makeup…this is a no brainer.
p.s. – she looks hot, in a it’s 2 am kindof way
I love you Fish. Even when you stoop to corny, themed satire
Thank goodness. Love the series, would hate to have it tainted by this no talent skank, low-life piece of trash!
Evan Rachel Wood already got the bat$hit-crazy queen vampire role.
Sorry Linds, you’re too late, now get your keester to rehab (the REAL kind).
Even the undead turn away from Lilo.
Holy mother of god! Those legs look like oversized bratwurst!
Six nuts today and counting. This might be a record day for me as long as nobody rings my doorbell.
Later,
Mitch
Mitch, do you ever “nut” on an actual person?
She already looks like a vampire sucked the blood (and color) from her.
Worst, splotchy, skanky, freckly, aids-infested skin in Hollyweird.
I’d do it for the troops.
I would still bukakke her for hours.
Listen Lindsay you stupid ugly typical American whore, you are irrelevant. Why you think people want to work with you? You are not famous or talented. You are attention-seeking slut like all Americans girls. You are no catch, we are the catch. You are so low you sexet that mexican, remeber? You are a looose vagina whore like all fat and classless American women. Your men want us. Nobody wants to be arround you probably smell like a black person hahaha. You want proof your men want desire us? Well look at who Nik Cage and Rupert Murdoch, Wesley Snipes, Ruseel Simmons, and Woody Harrelson date. They all like Asians. We are the superior woman. We are classy, smart, modest, good hair, slim, petite, sexy, kind, giving, generous, civilized, and creative.
Hey Tila Tequila! How are ya’? Ate that dog of yours yet? And you’re right . White, American girls are no good unless they’re the heiress to the Johnson empire. And even then you still hope they od. See ya’ on Celebrity Rehab!
Damn, you’re right. Just imagine Tila Tequila’s voice when you read Typical’s comments. It’s hilarious.
hahaha I really like the examples she gave…like “oh no! horrywood’s hottest bacherers!”
silly azns.
This is all true! American women are mostly alcoholics and whores. And hairy.
Dude wtf is wrong with you?
“we are classy”
yep, you proved that. also, not to defend Lilo, but she is one of the actual famous people that are hounded by the pap smear photogs. maybe you are fresh off the boat but she has been a disney princess almost since birth. fame and early money plus bad parents/role models screwed her up. if i could i would take her to a small cabin in the woods and love her back to normalcy.
oh, and have fun turning 25 because that when all your asian assets will melt away and leave you looking gross.
You’re also repetitive and boring. Get some new material, then go fuck yourself.
I find it amusing that you talk so negatively about blacks and yet you made reference to Wesley Snipes and Russel Simmons? You realize that you indirectly called Asian women gold diggers.
Besides, no one wants a see lai. You’re absolute filth and a disgrace to my culture.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbBGVAa-j1Y
i’d still hit it n get it
Ok Soon-Yi. Yeah, she’s with woody Allen because she just loves him. Typical, you just proved what most people think. Asian women would fucked any man for a penny. Thank you slits.
Holy shit woman shut the fuck UP you are a disgrace goddamn.
….. but you smell like rotten fish.
Darn!
@ Typical
Classy and smart YOU are not!
so slutty looking. You know she would be wild in bed. Regular fuck machine..
god, typical, if you are soooo classy why you are on this site? hmmm? imo classy woman wouldn’t write those kinda words…im pretty sure you are just fuckin ugly asian with small eyes and ugly yellow skin, jealous attention seeking bitch…
p.s. i know lots of asian bitches who goes for white men for cash,because u are sluts,even worse than lindsay:D BECAUSE U FUCK FOR MONEY
Looks like her breath would stink.
Not Lindsay, Typical.
Why not? Have her show up, say nothing and then one of the vampires can suck her blood. When asked who she was then they can say “oh, I don’t know. I just chose some random whore to drain.”
Everybody’s happy!
it doesnt matter either way if she is on the show or not. There is like two emo viewers who watch that show
Her head is getting bigger and bigger!
I am glad they said no. Had they hired her I would have watched the show.
I don’t know why “True Blood” turned Lindsay dopwn. She is the very picture of a slutty bloodsucker.
And “True Blood” is certainly shallow enough for Lindsay’s talents.
Sorry to read about this Lindsay but for the record, I’ve always been a supporter of your career here @ The FISH! These True Blood types don’t know the kind of true blood they’re missing by passing on a great actress such as yourself.
Randal
All the asian girls I went to university with were the biggest whores. And I mean 100% of them. They fucked every guy on campus. It didn’t matter what color the men were. Asian women whorish ways were legendary on campus. It was as though the parents were so straight with them at home, that when they went to college, they became buck wild. My guy friends used them all the time because the guys said that they were easy, and did every sexual thing asked of them, things most other women would not do.
I remember a couple like you describe at my uni. They were total lushes and hoovers too…(suck you for a gram types).
Ha ha, BLOWhan; REJECTED! You’re such a toxic waste dump that NOBODY wants to work with you, aside from 1st time loser directors & porn movie people. You’ll be a blowjob specialist on a porn movie set within 1 year, guaranteed…
@typical in one of your last posts u said u were at uni in england and apparently the English men prefer u over our native women. Wat a load of shit u lot r mocked in our country the only thing you’ve got over our country is getting good takeout food after a few beers down the pub. All u Squinty little pig eyed Asian women look like you ve been hit in the face several times with a frying pan. I wouldn’t touch your stumpy arms and legs fugly no tits and ass body with my worst enemys cock and nor would any self respecting male in this country. So fuck off u sad delusional jealous White woman hating bitch
Bitch looks like a cheap hooker.
meh
………….please let her be death.
THIS IS BEST FOR ALL…………
this
TOO much blood and bodily fluids on set to let LiLo spread her Hep C’s around………
My Friends call me Dick, you can call me Richard.
Hire her, then humiliate her with a parody of one of her old movies.
She looks GREAT for a 40 year old ! ! !
I’d hate to get Hep C by doing her, so I’d have to just spooge on to her.
Good that show doesn’t need to get any crappier.
Whether it’s fake or not,image is pretty important in Hollywood folks!
Having a well-developed personality is crucial for an actress.And That’s Lindsay Lohan’s problem.Her personality didn’t grow much further after her teenage years.
She’s mentally what the physical state of Gary Coleman was.
She does have an identity crisis.She doesn’t know what direction to go.
Easy victim to take turns on.Even tho she’s loudmouthed.
So true. She really needed a better education and home environment.
“True Blood” is one of my favorite shows. If Ho-han ended up on there, I’d have to quit watching it on principle.
What a useless piece of trash, she needs to get her shit together.
I would not watch TB if Lindsay got a role. TB doesn’t need stunt casting, they have an amazing ensemble of actors and Lohan is not an actress anymore as far as I’m concerned. TB is such a great show and is so popular let’s not pollute it with Lohan. Besides, she didn’t do anything for Ugly Betty, so she brings nothing to any show.
nice Babe